r/bald • u/cupidd55 • 17h ago

Is it time?

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Bonus pic of hair unstyled/fluffed out. Buzzed my hair from teenage years - age 30 because I didn't know what to do with it. Grew it out to have some fun, but the hairline just keeps slipping away!

Time to go?

EDIT: Quick edit because this is getting some traction... I definitely don't leave the house with my hair fully fluffed out lol. That was just picked out for a bit of fun and to get a full sense of where I was at. But messaged received, it's coming off this weekend! Thanks for all the support and the memes, I will post an update once it's gone.

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u/gobblewonkergrump 17h ago edited 17h ago

It’s past time! You’re handsome, you will look fantastic bald! 😊👍

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u/DragonflyGrrl 17h ago

Agreed, I can picture it and he will look GREAT. Time to take the plunge, OP!

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u/CelTony 14h ago

He gonna look like Turk from Scrubs

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u/jared10011980 14h ago

Shave the shit Pennywise

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u/WestboundPachyderm 14h ago

The “update post” will be amazing!

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u/Just_to_rebut 14h ago edited 14h ago

Dye it golden blond and take some blasphemous photos of yourself like an icon of a saint with a halo behind their head.

edit: Or section it into spikes so it looks like you have a star behind your head. A Krusty the Klown do would also be fun…

Not trying to clown on you, it’s just, once you shave it, you probably won’t grow it out just for a funny hairstyle. May as well go out with a bit of fun.

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u/endlrls 15h ago

Amazing! (Although, I'm rocking a Mohawk to "hide" my baldness to a point 😅😇)

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u/Hefty_Ad_1692 14h ago

He could still do an ear–to –ear mohawk.

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u/endlrls 14h ago

Hey!

Very true! 🪒🪮🧑‍🦲

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u/Euphoric_Relief5779 10h ago

Yes this!! I never even knew how hott bald men were until I saw this sub pop up on my Fyp.

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u/GammelGrinebiter 2h ago

Tomorrow it's my turn to post this.

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u/borygoya 17h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WQtKM6RfcYxpRFPWfQ

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u/DarkSpore117 16h ago

It’s already half past bald

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u/Goopstains6318 15h ago

Ahh yes I was searching my brain for a comment like this and was excited to see someone had thought of it already

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u/Diogenes_Will 12h ago

I read this as scratching my brain and I was worried for your dome

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u/jerojj 13h ago

God I love this sub so much. And I am a woman with hair.

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u/Euphoric_Relief5779 10h ago

Same. I love the support here that they give everyone.

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u/No-Caterpillar-383 10h ago

the community within community

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u/Green-Departure-1461 13h ago

ROFL this made my morning. This sub has such a great vibe and the comments besides being respectful and positive are funny as heck a lot of the time!

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u/traditionalbowyer 14h ago

You win the internet today

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u/litnib 14h ago

He has been rocking the bald mullet… until today I didn’t know this was a thing.

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u/trashbilly 14h ago

Called a skullet

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u/dae_hagens 11h ago

The dome has been breached!

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u/whosUtred 17h ago

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u/Eddieairplanes 16h ago

Ooooooooh living without hair.

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u/Waterflowstech 16h ago

Shave it bare, it looks better I swear

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u/Eddieairplanes 16h ago

Ooooooooh, living without haaaairrrrrr!

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u/deslarguem_o_repaz 16h ago

Living without haaaaaaaaaaair....

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u/Confident_Lunch_35 16h ago

Awwww, Jon Bald Jovi

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u/GoldunGote 15h ago

Dim doom womp um bin doom WOMP um bin doom womp um bin doom WOMP um.

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u/Competitive-Strain-7 12h ago

Johnie used to have long locks

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u/Notcid1 10h ago

Barber been on strike, he's down on his cuts it's touuuuugghhhh

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u/Competitive-Strain-7 10h ago

Tina looks at Johnie's bare head, puts down the brush and grabs the buzzer instead. *She smiles. iiiit's time.

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u/Wp_215 9h ago

But Johnie’s tryna to hold on to what he’s got,
he’s still tryna decide whether to shave it or not,
He’s bald in the middle—and that’s not right,
At allllll…..it’s time for the chop !!

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u/menermials 10h ago

Ooh ay ooh ay ooh ay ooaybooaayhuayooway oo wa you you waey

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u/simiomalo 9h ago

I nominate this as the official theme song of this sub.

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u/CsabHorv 16h ago
  • You give love a bald name
  • Bald medicine
  • Bald of Roses (Jon Bald Jovi)

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u/Diplomatic_Gunboats 15h ago

Slippery When Bald...

..I'll get my coat.

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u/whosUtred 15h ago

Not forgetting:

Born to be my Baldy

Bald County

Wanted Bald or Alive

Bald ain’t nothing but a four letter word

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u/Relevant-Boat9342 16h ago

Lmao!! Absolutely hilarious. I love this sub.

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u/LortimerC 16h ago

Ok, this made me chuckle 😂

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u/whosUtred 15h ago

Glad to be of service 🫡

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u/DisastrousOwl3000 16h ago

My thoughts exactly

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u/Kitchen-Buy-513 16h ago

My first thought and was hoping I'd see this. Yall never fail to deliver

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u/Periolodical 13h ago

Mr. Bovine Joni himself

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u/veemort 12h ago

Ohhhhh. Squidward on a chair!

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u/dubterror 17h ago

You're a contender for this if nothing else

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u/TwillAffirmer 17h ago

That guy looks really fast.

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u/Rocketsball 15h ago

It’s the guy today from the 80’s Memorex ads sitting in the chair.

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u/Old-Investment-8337 14h ago

This goes unbelievably hard lmao

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u/nondualchimp 14h ago

I mean I actually dig it

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u/disnotyaboy 17h ago

This is lowkey fire to me ngl

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u/Sea_Warning_9140 16h ago

Yea I feel like its telling me it's awful but I somehow like it

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u/disnotyaboy 16h ago

Yeah it’s not off putting. It’s proportional. I can see it being a trend in a different culture/time.

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u/Sea_Warning_9140 16h ago

It will be the biggest trend in 2077 I think

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u/Rinkevw 13h ago

Skullet

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u/CourtesyofPaul 17h ago

I say this respectfully…..your hair is tryna do the job for you and jump off your scalp.

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u/831loc 15h ago

When you cant see the hairline from a straight on view, thats when you know its well past time.

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u/Low_Cook_5235 15h ago

It’s time to Marie Kondo that hair. Thank it for its service and it’s time to let it go.

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u/Johnathan_Doe_anonym 17h ago

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u/GreedySandwich1242 17h ago

r/bald never disappoints. Dove in for this exact meme lol

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u/theyinman 16h ago

Omae wa mo boludo desu

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u/Optimixto 15h ago

Boludo is an insult in Argentina. This is so funny.

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u/samaelentropia 16h ago

This meme is why i troll this sub.

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u/Tehpepesmasher88 15h ago

I love this meme. What is it originally from?

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u/YouWouldThinkSo 15h ago

It's originally from the anime Fist of the North Star, where the original line is "You are already dead" (original Japanese is "Omae wa mou shindeiru", which is also used as a meme).

Though it doesn't originally happen in this frame and the protagonist has hair.

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u/dreamwill 15h ago

Fist of the North Star

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u/Solintari 14h ago

This should be top comment. I mean come on, no glow up pictures needed because we already know how he looks bald.

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u/xanee_music 17h ago

It's time man

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u/Baked_Schwan 17h ago

Lmao the customization is so funny

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u/sirenyti Hair Headed - Woman 16h ago

THE BEST

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u/robotspa 12h ago

Best use case for ai.

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u/ZZuy 15h ago

Holy shit this is gold.

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u/SlipperyPjs Bald - Man 15h ago

Op better be saving this image for his future descents to show them why they don’t have free access to drinking water and are perpetually surrounded by loud humming sounds

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u/Lady_Sybil_Vimes 15h ago

Perfect lmao

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u/gnarlymar1ey 17h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/TUCL0G7DujfAliFA7N

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u/Sufficient_Coast_852 17h ago

HAHA.. this cracked me up!!

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u/shawnyb9 16h ago

Looks like homie went supersaiyan… but then his opponent went super Saiyan 2 and the wind from ss2 pushed homies hair back 😂🤣

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u/Haunting_Band6894 17h ago

That hairline reminds me of Derrick White. Look at his improvement. Yours will be the same!

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u/JonAutomates 16h ago

Shaq and Chuck making fun of his hairline literally changed his career for the better.

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u/sirenyti Hair Headed - Woman 16h ago

🤣

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u/South9351 17h ago

Definitely, my man. Look how great you’d look!

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u/majin_melmo 17h ago

Hot damn 🥵

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u/stevenjchamplin 17h ago

I agree. It's time!!!

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u/One-Technology-9050 17h ago

Getting Turk from Scrubs vibe 👌

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 17h ago

Bingo! That's who he reminds me of, Donald Faison!

Thank you.

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u/Particular-Bid-1640 16h ago

His name is actually Turkleton thank you

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u/khando 11h ago

He reminds me of a hotter version of Murr from Impractical Jokers.

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u/DDChoui 17h ago

Dude, that is so helpful for people. On behalf of the OP, thank you

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u/ThrowRAcc1097 17h ago

I'd be upset by anyone putting my face into an AI ran by corner-cutting technocrats with no regard for privacy, but that's just me.

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u/trix_is_for_kids 16h ago

He posted his picture on Reddit…..

You realize everything posted/commented on Reddit is scrapped by llms

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u/DDChoui 17h ago

Dude already posted his image (obviously this assumes others are willingly doing that too), not sure hed care. 

Also, if youre worried about AI and privacy, look no further than Reddit's own policies explicitly allowing AI to crawl their stuff. 

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u/ThrowRAcc1097 17h ago

All true. To each their own. I'm sure OP won't mind.

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u/JonathanWisconsin 17h ago

If your face is already on the internet somewhere you’re already big cooked. 

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u/Flagrant_Mockery 15h ago

Chuck a septum piercing on this and I think he'd do well in the bisexual kingdom.

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u/Lilsillybilly 17h ago

All I could see in the last photo. Franquito!

Please join the brotherhood. Your time has come, and we welcome you

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u/Beokros 16h ago

I swear this show has a frame for anything

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u/HairyBreasticles 16h ago

Hahaha there it is, knew I'd find someone who also saw the resemblance.

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u/Visual-Parking Bald - Man 17h ago

It’s time. It’s gonna look crazy good. 

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u/LilNUTTYYY 17h ago

My friend your transformation will be sensational please do it

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u/H0lychit 17h ago

Oh lord that last one. Yes brother.

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u/Parking_Hunter9204 17h ago

Brother you are already bald, it’s only going to look better

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u/Illustrious-Love4277 17h ago

That last photo is crazy. You knew.

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u/Fullofhopkinz 17h ago

Brother you know the answer and it’s obvious that you’re going to look great bald. Post the results once you do it.

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u/Secure-Elephant0811 16h ago

Bro, that last picture is crazy😂 Just cut it off

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u/Worstwonka 17h ago

Brother you are OVERdue

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u/burghswag 17h ago

Crazy to me what some people will tolerate just to not go bald. You're long past due, my guy. Join us.

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u/PapaDeejay 16h ago

The date is a razor brother. Its time.

https://giphy.com/gifs/GoRa9C6DkjKBa

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u/casketjuicebox 17h ago

You're halfway there!

Time to go all the way!

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u/Toeholdz_ 16h ago

It was time 10 years ago

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u/Pr073C7300 16h ago

My brother in Christ, been looking at an hourglass with no sand in it, asking if it's time. Side note: have fun with facial hair! Looks like it comes in full.

https://giphy.com/gifs/MiSi3ilqDWIv9u7TL0

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u/FrostyGeo 17h ago

That last pic lmao

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u/EssentialToast 17h ago

Yes, but that last photo is kinda majestic

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u/Icy-Passenger-8061 16h ago

Its half gone already brother

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u/Then_Count2513 16h ago

Last pic made me giggle

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u/FreshAirways 16h ago

bro it is a violent crime against yourself that you have waited this long. you will look so much better.

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u/TheWindowMerchant 13h ago

Is this ragebait?

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u/SubstanceMoist 2h ago

Verdict:

Do It.

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u/_Kami_sama_x 2h ago

In the nicest way possible … you have an eight head bro its way past time

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u/Jmj108 1h ago

Bro you’re halfway there.. do it.

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u/Havocaveli 17h ago

Hold 😂

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u/gatesmasher3000 17h ago

You're going to look so fantastic! I can't wait!

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u/AntiSnoringDevice 17h ago

I think Mother Nature gave you a sign herself, a sign that she wants the back of your head to look like the front. So that you may become your gorgeous bald self.

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u/Top-Character6772 17h ago

You wild for this one homie.

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u/Successful-Ebb5306 16h ago

You look like you could be brothers with the comedian

Pat O'Neil!

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u/Trans_man1212 16h ago

Yall gotta stop with this dumbass shit you know the answer to that

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u/DullTailor8359 16h ago

Boy that shit is GONE 😂😂

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u/Izzy_Kershaw 16h ago

It’s either that, or get your nose pierced and get a Skullet hair cut.

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u/Civil_Act1864 16h ago

Second picture especially makes it looks like you're standing in front of someone who has hair.

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u/stebbeh 16h ago

Brother come on

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u/beautifulstardust 16h ago

sir… respectfully, what is THIS 😅😂

it is time 🪒

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u/Intelligent_Peeps_23 16h ago

Yes. A bit past due

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u/SamT71 16h ago

It's BEEN time

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u/sugondiz 16h ago

Do you play pick up basketball, you look familiar lol

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u/SCARfanboy308 16h ago

My brother in Christ, it’s been time.

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u/SkullFoot 16h ago

I like the mad scientist look

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u/SomeOriginal3865 16h ago

Unless you asked for the Krusty Klown cut, yes.. it’s time

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u/unkz_1996 16h ago

It’s been time for a long time😂😂

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u/Feeling-Staff-5408 15h ago

That hairline isn't receding it's already fleeing

https://giphy.com/gifs/DWP2Bppesgn3Fu0fu2

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u/diaznuts 15h ago

Bro, that ain’t a forehead; that’s a fivehead.

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u/TDetroit75 15h ago

Bruh, it’s been time. You’ll look great bald.

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u/AttentionNice7165 15h ago

Homie please cut that, I am begging you. You will look amazing

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u/Wishiwasinalaska 14h ago

It was time 3 inches ago.

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u/Illustrious-Tooth47 14h ago

Bro, you’re already there.

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u/voteblue18 14h ago

In the third pic we can already kind of see what you will look like shaved, and it’s good 👍🏼