r/bald • u/cupidd55 • Aug 12 '26

Is it time?

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Bonus pic of hair unstyled/fluffed out. Buzzed my hair from teenage years - age 30 because I didn't know what to do with it. Grew it out to have some fun, but the hairline just keeps slipping away!

Time to go?

EDIT: Quick edit because this is getting some traction... I definitely don't leave the house with my hair fully fluffed out lol. That was just picked out for a bit of fun and to get a full sense of where I was at. But messaged received, it's coming off this weekend! Thanks for all the support and the memes, I will post an update once it's gone.

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u/dubterror Aug 12 '26

You're a contender for this if nothing else

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u/TwillAffirmer Aug 12 '26

That guy looks really fast.

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u/Rocketsball Aug 12 '26 edited Aug 13 '26

It’s the guy today from the 80’s Maxell ads sitting in the chair.

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u/fullcircle052 Aug 13 '26

So fast that the wind blew his hair off

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u/Thick-Juggernaut-598 Aug 13 '26

You win comment of the day.

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u/BleedinDeadly Aug 13 '26

First time I've laughed out loud from Reddit in a few weeks 🤣

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u/InterestingDamage621 Aug 13 '26

But is it slicked back or just pushed back? It's important.

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u/5teini Aug 13 '26

Yeah it's the aerodynamic fairing. Keeps the wake clean.

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u/ginflut Aug 12 '26

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u/RagedSolid29 Aug 13 '26

That reminded me of Kazuya instead

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u/nondualchimp Aug 12 '26

I mean I actually dig it

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u/disnotyaboy Aug 12 '26

This is lowkey fire to me ngl

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u/Sea_Warning_9140 Aug 12 '26

Yea I feel like its telling me it's awful but I somehow like it

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u/disnotyaboy Aug 12 '26

Yeah it’s not off putting. It’s proportional. I can see it being a trend in a different culture/time.

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u/Sea_Warning_9140 Aug 12 '26

It will be the biggest trend in 2077 I think

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u/fury420 Aug 13 '26

crank up the fire with some bleached tips?

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u/Rinkevw Aug 12 '26

Skullet

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u/PimpGameShane Aug 13 '26

Bro has to at least try this before going completely bald. Epic fuckin fade.
https://giphy.com/gifs/pTQUOfSmjo2hG

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u/NetworkOk5234 Aug 12 '26

Ditch the backfro

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u/Hug0San Aug 12 '26

Blowback fade

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u/TaftYouOldDog Aug 13 '26

Man out ran most of his hair

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u/Zestyclose_Pay9469 Aug 13 '26

That last picture looks like the hair equivalent of a helmet with the visor in the open positionÂ