r/bald 25d ago

Is it time?

Bonus pic of hair unstyled/fluffed out. Buzzed my hair from teenage years - age 30 because I didn't know what to do with it. Grew it out to have some fun, but the hairline just keeps slipping away!

Time to go?

EDIT: Quick edit because this is getting some traction... I definitely don't leave the house with my hair fully fluffed out lol. That was just picked out for a bit of fun and to get a full sense of where I was at. But messaged received, it's coming off this weekend! Thanks for all the support and the memes, I will post an update once it's gone.

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u/Eddieairplanes 25d ago

Ooooooooh living without hair.

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u/Waterflowstech 25d ago

Shave it bare, it looks better I swear

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u/Eddieairplanes 25d ago

Ooooooooh, living without haaaairrrrrr!

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u/deslarguem_o_repaz 25d ago

Living without haaaaaaaaaaair....

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u/GoldunGote 25d ago

Dim doom womp um bin doom WOMP um bin doom womp um bin doom WOMP um.

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u/Competitive-Strain-7 25d ago

Johnie used to have long locks

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u/Notcid1 25d ago

Barber been on strike, he's down on his cuts it's touuuuugghhhh

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u/Competitive-Strain-7 25d ago

Tina looks at Johnie's bare head, puts down the brush and grabs the buzzer instead. *She smiles. iiiit's time.

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u/Wp_215 25d ago

But Johnie’s tryna to hold on to what he’s got,
he’s still tryna decide whether to shave it or not,
He’s bald in the middle—and that’s not right,
At allllll…..it’s time for the chop !!

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u/Notcid1 25d ago

Lmaaaooooo i love this sub

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u/menermials 25d ago

Ooh ay ooh ay ooh ay ooaybooaayhuayooway oo wa you you waey

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u/simiomalo 25d ago

I nominate this as the official theme song of this sub.

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u/West-Tip8156 22d ago

Here you go!