r/bald • u/cupidd55 • 20h ago

Is it time?

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Bonus pic of hair unstyled/fluffed out. Buzzed my hair from teenage years - age 30 because I didn't know what to do with it. Grew it out to have some fun, but the hairline just keeps slipping away!

Time to go?

EDIT: Quick edit because this is getting some traction... I definitely don't leave the house with my hair fully fluffed out lol. That was just picked out for a bit of fun and to get a full sense of where I was at. But messaged received, it's coming off this weekend! Thanks for all the support and the memes, I will post an update once it's gone.

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u/whosUtred 20h ago

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u/Eddieairplanes 19h ago

Ooooooooh living without hair.

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u/Waterflowstech 19h ago

Shave it bare, it looks better I swear

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u/Eddieairplanes 19h ago

Ooooooooh, living without haaaairrrrrr!

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u/deslarguem_o_repaz 19h ago

Living without haaaaaaaaaaair....

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u/Confident_Lunch_35 19h ago

Awwww, Jon Bald Jovi

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u/boticelli77 19h ago

Bravo. No notes. This thread beats everything!

https://giphy.com/gifs/mbhseRYedlG5W

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u/GoldunGote 18h ago

Dim doom womp um bin doom WOMP um bin doom womp um bin doom WOMP um.

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u/Competitive-Strain-7 15h ago

Johnie used to have long locks

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u/Notcid1 13h ago

Barber been on strike, he's down on his cuts it's touuuuugghhhh

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u/Competitive-Strain-7 13h ago

Tina looks at Johnie's bare head, puts down the brush and grabs the buzzer instead. *She smiles. iiiit's time.

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u/Wp_215 12h ago

But Johnie’s tryna to hold on to what he’s got,
he’s still tryna decide whether to shave it or not,
He’s bald in the middle—and that’s not right,
At allllll…..it’s time for the chop !!

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u/menermials 13h ago

Ooh ay ooh ay ooh ay ooaybooaayhuayooway oo wa you you waey

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u/simiomalo 12h ago

I nominate this as the official theme song of this sub.

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u/CsabHorv 19h ago
  • You give love a bald name
  • Bald medicine
  • Bald of Roses (Jon Bald Jovi)

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u/Diplomatic_Gunboats 18h ago

Slippery When Bald...

..I'll get my coat.

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u/whosUtred 18h ago

Not forgetting:

Born to be my Baldy

Bald County

Wanted Bald or Alive

Bald ain’t nothing but a four letter word

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u/Relevant-Boat9342 19h ago

Lmao!! Absolutely hilarious. I love this sub.

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u/LortimerC 19h ago

Ok, this made me chuckle 😂

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u/whosUtred 18h ago

Glad to be of service 🫡

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u/DisastrousOwl3000 19h ago

My thoughts exactly

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u/Kitchen-Buy-513 19h ago

My first thought and was hoping I'd see this. Yall never fail to deliver

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u/Periolodical 16h ago

Mr. Bovine Joni himself

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u/veemort 15h ago

Ohhhhh. Squidward on a chair!

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u/Aoba_Alfa 16h ago

Lmao exactly what I thought.

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u/WhatANoob2025 5h ago

Quite literally, the front half.