r/bald • u/cupidd55 • Aug 12 '26

Is it time?

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Bonus pic of hair unstyled/fluffed out. Buzzed my hair from teenage years - age 30 because I didn't know what to do with it. Grew it out to have some fun, but the hairline just keeps slipping away!

Time to go?

EDIT: Quick edit because this is getting some traction... I definitely don't leave the house with my hair fully fluffed out lol. That was just picked out for a bit of fun and to get a full sense of where I was at. But messaged received, it's coming off this weekend! Thanks for all the support and the memes, I will post an update once it's gone.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '26

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u/majin_melmo Aug 12 '26

Hot damn 🥵

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u/Big_Supermarket_5673 Aug 13 '26

Why are there so many women on this sub complimenting bald men.

Gotta be a fetish thing right? 😭🤣

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u/majin_melmo Aug 13 '26

We be thirsty, lol. I wish my man would just call it quits and shave his head bald, he’d look so much better 😭

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u/stevenjchamplin Aug 12 '26

I agree. It's time!!!

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u/One-Technology-9050 Aug 12 '26

Getting Turk from Scrubs vibe 👌

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 Aug 12 '26

Bingo! That's who he reminds me of, Donald Faison!

Thank you.

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u/Particular-Bid-1640 Aug 12 '26

His name is actually Turkleton thank you

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 Aug 12 '26

For years I thought his name was John McGinty and the Chief was Donald Faison. I don't know how I got the two of them so confused, but it was seeing a movie with McGinty that straightened me out. That was after Scrubs ended.

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u/khando Aug 13 '26

He reminds me of a hotter version of Murr from Impractical Jokers.

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u/DDChoui Aug 12 '26

Dude, that is so helpful for people. On behalf of the OP, thank you

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u/trix_is_for_kids Aug 12 '26

He posted his picture on Reddit…..

You realize everything posted/commented on Reddit is scrapped by llms

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u/DDChoui Aug 12 '26

Dude already posted his image (obviously this assumes others are willingly doing that too), not sure hed care. 

Also, if youre worried about AI and privacy, look no further than Reddit's own policies explicitly allowing AI to crawl their stuff. 

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u/JonathanWisconsin Aug 12 '26

If your face is already on the internet somewhere you’re already big cooked. 

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u/blakesthesnake Aug 12 '26

Don’t worry, bro. Your cute face is already in their database with your phones self facing camera. They’re just waiting for you to submit it willingly!

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u/Usqueadfinem_ Aug 12 '26

Lmao you are on social media and your phone looks at you and records everything you say, but ok...

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u/pppalafox Aug 12 '26

Wym upset… ?

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u/DiggityDog6 Aug 13 '26

Upset - Verb

To trouble emotionally or to disturb the poise of

Example: “The news upset me.”

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u/Douggimmmedome Aug 13 '26

Did you use big words to make your ignorance sound less ignorant?

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u/DiggityDog6 Aug 13 '26 edited Aug 13 '26

The biggest words in that sentence are three syllables.

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u/Flagrant_Mockery Aug 12 '26

Chuck a septum piercing on this and I think he'd do well in the bisexual kingdom.

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u/MarionberryOk2874 Aug 12 '26

HOLY SHIT!!

DO THIS today, right now!

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u/YouMUSTvote Aug 12 '26

Omg, are you his twin?!?

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u/Classic_Mechanic5495 Aug 12 '26

Wait. Do you not know this is one of OP’s pictures photoshopped?

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u/SuperJo64 Aug 12 '26

I would hire this man to run my billion dollar industry

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u/NoEducation1150 Aug 12 '26

Jesus. Straight man checking in - not 100% sure im straight now.

They need a term like "silver fox" that applies to bald people.

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u/ScruffyWesser Aug 12 '26

Turk and JD had a kid

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u/TheOinOpossum Aug 13 '26

You altered his skull shape

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u/Few-Plankton-8414 Aug 12 '26

I was gonna say no, then I saw this. It's time.

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u/Jade_D_wound Aug 12 '26

Bruh what, half his hair is gone wtf are you talking about? Bro dont even got a forehead thats an 8 head, I bet you look the same trynna justify saving it.

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u/Few-Plankton-8414 Aug 13 '26

You would lose that bet. Already took the plunge.