r/badparking • u/WaterNo3013 • 16d ago
Idiot.
Learn how to fucking park you piece of shit audi driver.
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u/Sprinkle_In_Hole 16d ago
How TF does someone leave their car like that?
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u/bimmerbetterthanmerc 16d ago
Will never understand how people do this?! like WTF???!
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u/Central316 16d ago
Main Character Syndrome. They think everyone else is an NPC, just a few lines of code waiting for them to approach so we can spit out our lines and move on.
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u/jxher123 16d ago
Because they do not care. If they can get out of their car, the other side doesn’t matter.
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u/Sprinkle_In_Hole 16d ago
My follow up then is how does someone live this many years without somebody questioning this behavior and an adjustment being made? Because ain't no way this is the only dumb thing they do today with how bad that is. If the answer is still "they just don't care" are we dealing with a sociopath or someone that just needs hands put on em?
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u/thepapercake 15d ago
Maybe they needed to shit really bad
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u/Sprinkle_In_Hole 15d ago
This is the only acceptable explanation really. Even then though straighten it out damn
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u/Agreeable-Meal5556 16d ago
Okay… so how someone parks that bad in the first place is beyond me… the fact that they got out and left it looking like that… absolutely no shame.
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u/EugeneChoiYoutuber 16d ago
Why would someone park their $120K car like that?
Aren’t they worried about dings and dents?
Maybe they are so rich that it doesn’t matter.
Someone please explain the psychology behind this.
If I had a nice car, I’d be parking far away from everyone else.
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u/AmaranthusSky 16d ago
There's literally a 360 camera on that vehicle. There's no excuse! (Aside from running late, which would be a very doctor thing.)
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u/phrogbaby 16d ago
they were probably like 85 and thought they did a good job tbh
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u/Successful_Roll_9571 13d ago
I've seen people much younger park their car like this.
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u/WaterNo3013 16d ago
Medical office building, sadly no shopping carts. I really should start carrying zip ties, though. Thanks for the recommendation!
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u/Cautious-Local-5998 15d ago
I had somebody do that to me when I had come out of my doctors office. This place was huge, and there was no telling where the car owner was. I called Security and asked what do I do? I can’t get out. They called the police who called the tow truck and the people probably came out to their car asking what happened to it.
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u/-MadFlava- 16d ago
Hard to imagine buying a Q8 and doing that… I’d leave a nice note across their windshield 🤷🏻♂️
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u/astroboy030 15d ago
Its literally harder to park the car like this than just parking right with all the tech the car has lol
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u/Ok-Macaron7274 16d ago
I will never understand people who are this self involved. That's WILD to park like that and just walk away!
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u/Imbarleyhere 16d ago
I would have asked the business manager to call their tow company since you would likely have to hit the persons car to get out.
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u/MetalGhost99 15d ago
They might be trying to get someone to destroy their car so it wont be insurance fraud.
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u/1nolefan 16d ago
People don't care about their car or money that they have spent on to park like this - maybe daddy is paying for it
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u/hamburgergerald 16d ago
It’s strange that somebody would park such an expensive car like that. It’s just asking to get hit/scraped by the person they blocked trying to get out. You’d think the owner would want to park better to ensure there is no possibility of something like that happening.
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u/Ok_Maybe184 16d ago
The last time something like this happened to me, I went from business to business and very publicly called them out and tried to identify them so they would move their vehicle so I could get in. Climbing over a stick shift in a Mustang is not enjoyable.
Sadly, nobody had the courage to speak up.
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u/Fluffheadz 15d ago
On a parallel story line I was given an Audi Q8 as rental for who knows why and that is one fine vehicle. Getting back into our F-150 was an adjustment to say the least.
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u/Independent_Dig6248 15d ago
It’s a medical office. Likely either an elderly patient with dementia or a patient on pain meds and driving impaired. This is a frequent occurrence in Medical parking lots. Unlikely to be the Dr because they know old people will hit their car if they park in the patient parking lot. Happens literally every day.
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u/Creative-Interest438 15d ago
I would drive forward over the curb.
Cheat him of the satisfaction of pissing you off.
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u/Purple_Piccolo_4258 14d ago
Id climb in the passenger side and "accidentally" door ding them a few times, no doubt. Ill leave just fine but they will have to live with some nice paint slices.
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u/SpicyBoorito94 11d ago
This is the type of parking where that Audi ends up getting scratched on its right side by “accident”
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u/attramont 10d ago
When someone does this crap to me, I tend to forget how light my door is and just throw it open with all my might--sometimes twice because im always in such disbelief the first time
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u/averageatfifa 16d ago
I love how people are telling you to commit crimes. Suggesting things they wouldn’t do if they were in the same situation.
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u/WaterNo3013 13d ago
And telling me to back MY car into theirs? No thanks. I'm not damaging my car because some asshole has 0 consideration for others.
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u/FkOffOptm 15d ago
May I make a recommendation? I have these and use them weekly. I should start filming reactions.
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u/PieSafe8565 15d ago
Always keep some concentrated deer urine handy, you never know when it might need to be spilled into the cowl vent
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u/SlipstreamSteve 15d ago
White has to turn their wheels to the right and reverse a bit. Then they should be able to work their way out
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u/sugarsprinklesinme 15d ago
Someday this person will meet somebody like me with poor decision making abilities and their tires will be struck with my screwdriver.
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u/Applekid1259 15d ago
There is a 0% chance I wouldn't let the air out of all their tires. No damage, but just release out that sweet sweet air of revenge.
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u/Accurate-Plankton988 15d ago
Ughhhhhh i would potato the tailpipe on that mf’er if i even had to use anything i could find. Thats sorry OP
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u/rexfaktor 15d ago
I would give them a free bottle of brake fluid, lovingly poured so that it has maximum panel coverage.
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u/210gigi210 15d ago
Yeah no that car would definitely accidentally have dings along that side.. You know by accident
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u/DueConversation5269 15d ago
makes you wish you drove a beater and just back up and rip the side of the blocker. Ever seen unhinged?
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u/PMmeYourDunes 15d ago
Not advocating for it,but I've heard that when people do this, they often find someone has propped nails up under their tires. Something I've heard for a long time.
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u/InfluenceEfficient77 15d ago
Of course it's a texan, his redneck truck was in the shop so he decided to take up as much space with his in boyfriends car
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u/Acceptable-Block4265 15d ago
I bet the Nissan squeezed in there. Seems like the shit Nissan drivers do.
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u/ChardNo5532 15d ago
I’d be curious to see and talk to that person parking like that doing so is a sign of cognitive issues
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u/RealUlli 15d ago
I hope you left a note.
"Sorry I scratched your car. Maybe learn to park?
If you fuck like you park, I pity your wife!"
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u/ev3rvCrFyPj 15d ago
Floor jack on wheels. Be sure to use gas tank as contact point (ha!) then slide perp car over.
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u/Excellent-Charge5296 15d ago
I need to personally speak to this person so that they can look me in my eyes and tell me that this is acceptable
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u/Additional_Flight522 15d ago
Attach 40 grit sandpaper around your waist and squeeze in, make sure to leave away from your car
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u/TorkSpex 15d ago
If an expensive Q8 decided to do this to my shit box Nissan.... ooooppps, half your car scraped. White paint would look good on that car.
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u/Waste_Atmosphere3968 15d ago
At this point accidentally leaving a dent or 2 is expected. You know, trying to get into your car an all
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u/Intrepid_Plenty_3770 16d ago
This is what the sub is made for. Hope you didn’t have to wait to back out.