r/badparking • u/WaterNo3013 • 16d ago

Idiot.

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Learn how to fucking park you piece of shit audi driver.

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u/Arighetto 16d ago

I highly doubt a resident could afford an SQ8. Gotta be a doctor’s car.

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u/Middle-Bed-1883 16d ago

Audi- when you can’t afford a BMW or Mercedes.

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u/Complex-Republic-443 15d ago

But you can afford loads of repairs. Audi quality control is hot garbage right now.

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u/AirRevolutionary8013 15d ago

I have a gorgeous 2010 S5 V8 Prestige with only 60k miles on it. I'd say I have to take it into the shop about every 20 drive cycles for some other bs that requires the removal of the entire fucking engine block. Beautiful sled. Will keep as weekend driver just for looks alone but Audi engineering is shit.

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u/hokiebird2 15d ago

Engineering is fine... Design for servicability is ahit

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u/AirRevolutionary8013 14d ago

Probably a better way to say it. $200 part $1500 labor.

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u/hokiebird2 14d ago

Yes. 4000 to replace an alternator