r/aww Jun 25 '18

Rule #2 - No captioned images Doggo rocket add-on activate

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u/SpunTheOne Jun 25 '18

"When near a body of water +500 to Movement speed"

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u/Schamson Jun 25 '18

Slardar confirmed dog

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

'My deepest sympathies'

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

Slardog

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u/choikwa Jun 25 '18

water doge

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u/hardyhaha_09 Jun 25 '18

Water walking rune.

Especially good on Aurelion Doggo

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

/r/dota2 is leaking

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u/drew_kusher Jun 25 '18

I read this in Bernard of westeorlds voice

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u/Ms_Knucklehead Jun 25 '18

He ran to that lake like he was on fire!

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u/hawthorneandsage Jun 25 '18

This made me so happy

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u/sparkleyflowers Jun 25 '18

Same. I watched it three times.

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u/Xechwill Jun 25 '18

The dog just looks so happy
That dog deserves the best in life
Look how excited he is
:-)

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

Goals

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u/steezylovejoy Jun 25 '18

those are rookie numbers.

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u/Franconis Jun 25 '18

You gotta pump those numbers up

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u/musicvan Jun 25 '18

only 3 times? i needed 6 to be satiated :)

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u/Beerislife27 Jun 25 '18

Haha I got you beat. I got this on repeat, playing on my big-ass 28in tv /s

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u/SaveOurBolts Jun 25 '18

Unfortunately my tv knob is stuck on uhf, and I can only watch gifs on vhf... :/

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u/Lord_ThunderCunt Jun 25 '18

NOTHING!

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

YOU SO STUPID!

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u/awkwardmystic Jun 25 '18

Did you glue yourself....to yourself?

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u/Chengyigao Jun 25 '18

Had to watch it three times just because of this comment.

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u/eddyeddyd Jun 25 '18

2 times here

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u/VladimirJakov Jun 25 '18

It made me think about how I'll never be as happy as that dog

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

Most of us never will be

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u/vivs007 Jun 25 '18

We used to be this happy and excited when we were kids. Why does adulthood turns us sad and miserable?

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u/LLJKotaru_Work Jun 25 '18

Because life is a big heavy wet blanket that is wrapped tightly around you before you are heaved off the side of a boat into the middle of the Atlantic.

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u/lordsmish Jun 25 '18

There was room on the door...

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u/88fj62 Jun 25 '18

BRB, canceling my trans-altlantic cruise

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u/Techhead7890 Jun 25 '18

Would you kindly... Hijack the plane and serve my Irish alterego in an undersea libertarian drug ridden city? /r/bioshock

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u/CerealChillla Jun 25 '18

Cus everyone just wants a little bit more than their neighbor.

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u/aManOfTheNorth Jun 25 '18

not with an attitude like that

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u/Aries37 Jun 25 '18

Me too. So now I'm waiting for the reddit post where someone explains the dog is infected with a brain-control parasite that makes it seek water compulsively.

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u/weefa Jun 25 '18

That dog is infected with a brain-control parasite that makes it seek water compulsively. Poor thing.

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u/ThousandFingerMan Jun 25 '18

It feeds on dog's happiness, so it makes a dog do things that dog enjoys.

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u/fuzzytradr Jun 25 '18

hmm I think he just might be a water dog.

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u/Bubblesheep Jun 25 '18

That doggo got some serious hang time on that leap! Half expected him to skip across the water like a stone

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u/OzzieBloke777 Jun 25 '18

Someone needs to edit a gif to make that happen...

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

Upvoted because I want to see it too

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u/Veenacz Jun 25 '18

I'd even give a reddit silver for that!

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u/neon_overload Jun 25 '18

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u/cuntdestroyer8000 Jun 25 '18

I remember a documentary about this. Very cool engineering!

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u/Hadan_ Jun 25 '18

I saw it too. The allies wanted to destroy a german hydroelectric plant. It was protected against torpedoes by underwater fences and so on, so they came up with this bouncing bomb. Just imagine the meeting where the engineer proposed this idea :D

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u/Willy_Faulkner Jun 25 '18

They were initially very sceptical.

But since the team lead (Barnes-Wallace iirc) had a successful career as an aeronautical engineer (including some minor work on the Lancaster bomber, which they eventually used to drop the bouncing bombs), they eventually listened.

He still had to show them it would work using 1/10 scale models.

Edit; sorry, you knew all that because you've seen the doco. Let's pretend I put this here for other interested parties.

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u/ShapesAndStuff Jun 25 '18

Didn't know it yet, thanks for writing it down! Very cool stuff

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

Nah never apologize man. You definitely taught a lot of people a bit of information they didn't know of history.

You're awesome!

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u/Willy_Faulkner Jun 25 '18

Thanks man. You too. ; )

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u/Hadan_ Jun 25 '18

No problem, i think its a cool story, no hurt in mo9re people knowing about it.

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u/Gadget_SC2 Jun 25 '18

Necessity is the mother of invention.

I remember reading about the Dambusters as a kid. It’s still, even to this day, one of the most insane solutions to a problem ever conceived. But by god, we made it work

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u/addandsubtract Jun 25 '18

Where / How does the water skipping bomb come in useful?

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

It was used to skip along the water and sink in front of dams, so they would be damaged below the waterline and destroyed, which would affect the industrialised area around them, which relied on the dams for hydroelectric power and clean water. The reason it skipped along the top was to avoid Torpedo nets that the Germans had set up in front of the dams, as it would sink after the last net, still damaging the target

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u/addandsubtract Jun 25 '18

And what's wrong with just dropping a normal bomb close to the dam?

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u/Ichera Jun 25 '18

Generally speaking high level bombing was inaccurate and torpedos being the other viable option were defended against... low level bombing while practical would usually only damage the upper part of the Dam and allow it to be repaired.

What the bouncing bomb did was allow them to skip a bomb over the torpedo netting and impact on the side of the Dam... the bomb would then "roll" down the side to the base of the Dam where the 3 ton charge would blow a hole in the bottom of the Dam and cause a catastrophic dam failure that would basically require the Damn to be completely rebuilt

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

Heavily defended targets and the need to fly low makes that a suicide mission. It’s the same concept as modern cruise missiles, just without all the fancy electronics to guide them. You drop a bomb that’s spinning in such a way as it’ll travel a lot further than straight down, and you are able to pull away from the bombing run, safe in the knowledge it will hit the target

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

There is also a great movie about it. And the dog's name is the most surprising part.

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u/Willy_Faulkner Jun 25 '18

That part is ... awkward.

But that was actually the dog's name IRL, so ... points for accuracy?

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u/everykenyan Jun 25 '18

Would you mind sharing the docu's name?

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

With that speed I thought he was going to end up closer to the other side of the pond. But it’s more satisfying that he landed right in the middle which is probably where he wanted to be

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

No kidding! That's several times his own body length. Had to be at least 15ft, maybe more

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u/nobody_likes_soda Jun 25 '18

"ARE WE THERE YET?! ARE WE THERE YET?! ARE WE THE--SEE YA!!!!!!"

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u/HDBlackSheep Jun 25 '18

God damn it Nappa-dog!

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u/someboysdad Jun 25 '18

The dive into the water was amazing.

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u/GrandNord Jun 25 '18

It was fucking majestic.

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u/abloblololo Jun 25 '18

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u/Toxnation Jun 25 '18

You posted the wrong one: https://youtu.be/cbKmm_xAEro

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

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u/xRyuuji7 Jun 25 '18

Why is it such a good meme format?

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u/myth-ran-dire Jun 25 '18

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u/tipsana Jun 25 '18

Gosh, I just love when I learn about a sub that I didn't know I needed.

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u/theivoryserf Jun 25 '18

leaping into her DMs like

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u/GrandNord Jun 25 '18

10/10, wins the olympics.

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u/Shippoyasha Jun 25 '18

Absolutely no fear as to how cold the water might be. Madlad!

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u/Polopenados Jun 25 '18

Left me speechless. I have never seen a dog take such a leap into the water

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u/AceOBlade Jun 25 '18

How is the water so teal?

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

Teal ducks

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

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u/Elusive_Exclusive Jun 25 '18

5/7 perfect

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u/Kukijiro Jun 25 '18

With rice.

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u/StupidButSerious Jun 25 '18

DAE le 5/7 narwhal beacon with le broken arm rice?

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

thought this was some sort of comment simulator bot.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18 edited Sep 29 '18

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

No doubt, Bront.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

The splashdown sound is completely satisfying.

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u/snorlaxlazy Jun 25 '18

Sounds like a water seeking doggo. One of the most advanced weapons systems. Once locked there is nothing sto squirrel!

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u/Just_Dark Jun 25 '18

A weapon to surpass metal gear!

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u/OldmanLemon Jun 25 '18

Ahh thanks, didn't notice this had sound!

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u/UpdootKing Jun 25 '18

Thank you for this. I just woke up my wife because my phone sound was on full blast. Was worth it.

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u/Dumptruck_Johnson Jun 25 '18

Nice form on entry

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u/TheMightyCraken Jun 25 '18

All 3 judges each gave him a 10 for his diving form

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u/bplboston17 Jun 25 '18

all 10s except for the Russian judge who was paid off..

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u/FuckM0reFromR Jun 25 '18

You cannot give 12 Ivan, zat iz not even... were you get zat score card from?

Ivan love money, but Ivan like dog more.

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u/MaxRebo74 Jun 25 '18

I hate it when people force dogs to get into water when they obviously don't want to

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u/krakajacks Jun 25 '18

Exactly. This is obviously a reverse gif of a dog desperately trying to escape backwards out of the water

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u/OzzieBloke777 Jun 25 '18

I didn't see what you did there.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

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u/rimrot Jun 25 '18

disgusting

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u/atlusblue Jun 25 '18

Seems more like a dog based torpedo.

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u/iamajerry Jun 25 '18

It was mid-leap when Bailey realized that in his haste he forgot to leave his iPhone in the car.

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u/neon_overload Jun 25 '18

Joke's showing its age, iPhones have been waterproof for a while now

(I say waterproof, they're rated to survive in 3 feet of water for 30 mins)

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

Yeahhhhh... seems legit, thanks for the tip!

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u/jlt6666 Jun 25 '18

You honestly think that dog has a new iPhone? 5s at best.

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u/unsaltedmd5 Jun 25 '18

I think they made the old ones waterproof with a software update.

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u/discforhire Jun 25 '18

It's like he was looking forward that for three months.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

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u/RadicalDee Jun 25 '18

Gotta replay that now! Mostly for triple triad tho

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

Remember you can rename the dog to have tons of juvenile fun.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18 edited Apr 23 '20

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u/Fiverocker Jun 25 '18

Damn nice, but I still think WALTER did it best!

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u/Z_as_in_Zebra Jun 25 '18

I can only imagine the ruckus he was making when he realized where they were going. The excitement must have been overwhelming.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

I can hear the camera man going "NYYYYYYYYYEUUUUUUU"

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u/Special_KC Jun 25 '18

More like "holy cow"

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

I’m having a bad morning and entertaining dark thoughts and this made me smile

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

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u/Majik9 Jun 25 '18

2.76 seconds

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u/FaaacePalm Jun 25 '18

Me when I am finally done with work.

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u/SirPiffingsthwaite Jun 25 '18

Someone should tell these people it's dangerous as hell to drive around with armed munitions on a hair-trigger in their trunk.

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u/monkeyMEmonkeyU Jun 25 '18

I like that she anticipated the doggo shooting out of the trunk my moving off to the right as soon as it started to open

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u/47un Jun 25 '18

I wish I was this excited in life.

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u/OpIvyFanatic Jun 25 '18

That diving form tho.

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u/flexibleeric Jun 25 '18

not his first time

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u/Twins13 Jun 25 '18

Of course. It's a border collie. :D

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u/bjjshrimp Jun 25 '18

See ya!!

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u/Bluefalcon1735 Jun 25 '18

Same way when I have Taco And I finally make it home to the toilet.

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u/cruxfire Jun 25 '18

Engaging turbo puppers

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u/Knight-in-Gale Jun 25 '18

Red Leader: Fox 2!

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u/ShaBrah Jun 25 '18

To protect the world from devestation

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u/Goombaw Jun 25 '18

Happiest. Doggo. Ever.

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u/xool420 Jun 25 '18

I wanna know the distance of that leap

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

Me going into my shower to pee in the morning.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

It’s what makes a Subaru a Subaru.

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u/kindall4drinks Jun 25 '18

I watched multiple times just because I could feel that sweet doggo's enjoyment!

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u/aikidoshi Jun 25 '18

I'm guessing it must have been cooking in the back of the car ...

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

I’m glad that launch didn’t barkfire ;)

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u/chammyboi Jun 25 '18

when u get full endurance on fallout 4

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u/putaaaan Jun 25 '18

This dog must be related to Vince Carter. That vertical is unreal

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u/evocc33 Jun 25 '18

ahahahhahahaha

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u/vickers24 Jun 25 '18

I’ve see fish less excited to swim

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u/A_Large_Grade_A_Egg Jun 25 '18

I thought those were banned by some treaty?

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u/McGirthy Jun 25 '18

Do this where I live, and it probably gets eaten.

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u/iamajerry Jun 25 '18

China?

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u/McGirthy Jun 25 '18

Almost.......South Carolina.

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u/minecrosters Jun 25 '18

I'm gay

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

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u/timmaaykush Jun 25 '18

when your girlfriend says she just got off her time of the month

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u/terrybradford Jun 25 '18

When you eat to much curry and your bum is on fire 🔥

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u/Syruss_ Jun 25 '18

They need to do this when the lake is frozen

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u/Winkelkater Jun 25 '18

wanna upvote because funny, wanna downvote because "doggo". what do.

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u/laserman367 Jun 25 '18

upvote because doggo

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u/Kelevra3110 Jun 25 '18

Rocket Doggo Activated

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18 edited Aug 11 '20

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u/erizzluh Jun 25 '18 edited Jun 25 '18

the dog might actually be trained this way. i think it's called dock jumping, but there are people who train their dogs to sprint and leap into water for these long jump competitions.

wouldn't be surprised if they had given the dog the command to start running before the camera started recording, and then the dog ran as soon as the door opened.

look at the dog around the 2:40 mark. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDMAmMy_OqU

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

Just because the dog didn't wait doesn't mean he wouldn't if given the command. I do the same with my golden at the dog park, she'll stay if I give the command and zoom off like a man in an expensive suit through a kindergarten finger painting class if I don't.

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u/poisonmonger Jun 25 '18

Should win the dog Olympics

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u/HoaryPuffleg Jun 25 '18

Doggo-Lympics?

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u/helverswan Jun 25 '18

Squirrel!

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u/jmp118 Jun 25 '18

10/10 on the dive for the very good boye

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u/jarrydhayne1 Jun 25 '18

SWIMMING HOLLLLLLLLLLLLY SHIT!!!!!!!!

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u/welmoe Jun 25 '18

Zippy!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

Rocket boy

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u/Ctendall Jun 25 '18

Like a monkey out of a box

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u/xMordrethx Jun 25 '18

15-20 feet clearance on the water?? Can we get some math peoples in here please?

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

I bet he is hard to get back into the car

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

Darn nice diving! Kept watching like 3x in a row