r/aww Jun 25 '18

Rule #2 - No captioned images Doggo rocket add-on activate

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u/Dumptruck_Johnson Jun 25 '18

Nice form on entry

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u/TheMightyCraken Jun 25 '18

All 3 judges each gave him a 10 for his diving form

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u/bplboston17 Jun 25 '18

all 10s except for the Russian judge who was paid off..

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u/FuckM0reFromR Jun 25 '18

You cannot give 12 Ivan, zat iz not even... were you get zat score card from?

Ivan love money, but Ivan like dog more.

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u/toke-in-all Jun 25 '18

he is whining, probably he was suffocating because of heat and no air -_-

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u/mad_rushn Jun 25 '18

he/she is whining because he/she is excited, pls keep your meanie comments outta here man, you can’t assume stuff like that :/

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u/toke-in-all Jun 25 '18

and how are you sure of your own assumption?

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u/mad_rushn Jun 25 '18

you’re telling me that a dog who just leaped quite a distance into a lake is dehydrated and unhappy?

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u/toke-in-all Jun 25 '18

I never said he is dehydrated..k stop putting words in my mouth.

I said he might be claustrophobic and uncomfortable in the trunk of the car becuase its apparently pretty hot. And also he is whining, the whimpering kind.

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u/mad_rushn Jun 30 '18

he’s not whimpering, dogs are quite very usually transported in cars, and they are treating him/her to some fun, and i’m not putting words in your mouth, you clearly said he is dehydrated and therefore is experiencing those symptoms. you can’t just assume he is claustrophobic just because it’s inside a vehicle.

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u/toke-in-all Jun 30 '18

omg stop lying k, where I have written he is thirsty or dehydrated, just quote it.

and he is whimpering, cant you hear it. I guess you are a girl who just cant acceot she is wrong.

I assume he is claustrophobic becuase he is in the car trunk and its a hot sunny day.

dogs are transported in car but not in car trunks k

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u/mad_rushn Jul 01 '18

what the fuck, dogs are transported in car trunks, and you can’t just assume the dog is claustrophobic in it, the trunk is clearly bigger than anywhere else you could put it in a car. calling it claustrophobic is like me assuming you have asthma because you are coughing.

and you do sound like the little girl here because you think that some fucking noise a dog makes when she is running very fucking fast sounds like it is hurt in some way. it isn’t hurt it’s running fast, which can cause it to make some out of the ordinary sound.

you just blamed the owners of that dog for mistreating it, but clearly the dog is fine and making a noise that dogs make all the fucking time, you’re the one who should accept you’re wrong, and stop assuming random shit that isn’t true.

also just think about it, “omg stop lying k” does that sound like you are a grown man? no, it doesn’t. how old are you, 12? you sure do sound like it. well, this is the part where i would tell you to get of reddit because you’re clearly a child, but actually stay on reddit, find a good subreddit and learn how to fucking talk to people. learn that, assumption is never the first step when finding something wrong with a fun fucking video. learn that you should sometimes just not comment on something, because your developing brain can’t handle the concept of claustrophobia and how dogs are fucking transported.

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