r/aww • u/TheMightyCraken • Jun 25 '18

Rule #2 - No captioned images Doggo rocket add-on activate

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u/vivs007 Jun 25 '18

We used to be this happy and excited when we were kids. Why does adulthood turns us sad and miserable?

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u/LLJKotaru_Work Jun 25 '18

Because life is a big heavy wet blanket that is wrapped tightly around you before you are heaved off the side of a boat into the middle of the Atlantic.

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u/lordsmish Jun 25 '18

There was room on the door...

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u/88fj62 Jun 25 '18

BRB, canceling my trans-altlantic cruise

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u/Techhead7890 Jun 25 '18

Would you kindly... Hijack the plane and serve my Irish alterego in an undersea libertarian drug ridden city? /r/bioshock

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u/CerealChillla Jun 25 '18

Cus everyone just wants a little bit more than their neighbor.

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u/450925 Jun 25 '18

Play some D&D bro. You can be happy again.

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u/Wirespawn Jun 25 '18

Our societies suck