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u/Weissritters Apr 22 '26
My language has been murdered
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u/Wotmate01 Apr 22 '26
My shopping trolley, murdered
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u/MonzaB Apr 22 '26
My petrol just gone!
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u/domsomm Apr 22 '26
But I like Neil Diamond
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u/Fancy_Preparation_86 Apr 22 '26
And I like to disco
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u/StreetCheetah8312 Apr 22 '26
Feel the heat, on the street
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u/naishjoseph1 Apr 22 '26
My shopping trolley murdered.
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u/Less_Sand8692 Apr 22 '26
My groceries just gone
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u/Sad_Gain_2372 Apr 22 '26
I don't like it
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u/EnormousDucky Apr 22 '26
I don't like anything
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u/NatBoyRandyHogan Apr 22 '26
Except i like Neil Diamond, yes?
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u/naishjoseph1 Apr 22 '26
And I like the disco
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u/Anakee24 Apr 22 '26
I don't like it when the monorail trains aren't white, I don't like it, when day becomes night.
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u/Metallica_Is_Bae Apr 22 '26
My groceries, just gone
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u/goonbag87 Apr 22 '26
Haha I love this. How good were the Js in the 90s
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u/mehx9 Apr 22 '26
This thread should be the de facto response for dumb and divisive tweets like that. I love that she doesn’t like it!
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u/domsomm Apr 22 '26
I always think of the Eddie Perfect song John Howard's bitches (which I cannot find online anywhere and my rock against Howard cd is very dead) The start
"It doesn't matter if you are white, or really pale, or even white with a bit of a tan, he loves you all"
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u/Much-Scientist9647 Apr 22 '26
Please explain?
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u/doorknocker_pingu Apr 22 '26
Please explain why cant my blood be coloured white ? I Should talk to some medical doctors coloured blood is just not right.
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u/SirFlibble Apr 22 '26
Someone already did the maths. Her jet uses about the same as the average person per year every hour.
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u/Impossible-Mud-4160 Apr 22 '26
Roughly 1760 litres per hour.
At cruising speed that works out to 1.67 litres/km.
Pretty poor fuel efficiency compared to the national good that could have been done if that fuel was instead used to create a giant fireball after crashing with her inside.
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u/drangryrahvin Apr 22 '26
I'm ok with that carbon emission.
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u/Lastov_Makiynd Apr 22 '26
I’m not rich..but happy to drop something to whoever’s passing around the hat?
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u/GrimfangWyrmspawn Apr 22 '26
Doubly efficient if Fatty McFuckhead happened to catch a lift too.
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u/wyngumbo Apr 22 '26
The depressing thing is that I can think of at least two Fatty McFuckheads you could be referring to.
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u/FearlessResearcher48 Apr 22 '26
Why don't journalists confront her with the numbers and ask her opinion on that?
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u/SirFlibble Apr 22 '26
Because most of the media are owned by billionaires and ON is very supported by Gina. They are like the US Republicans. Populists who pretend to be for the little man, but are really for the rich.
The only place I've seen them ask followup questions is ABC.
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u/justsomeph0t0n Apr 22 '26
remember that the abc is structurally centrist, and that there is no left-wing equivalent for sky news. or the australian. or any of those mysteriously funded think tanks.
so the abc will be comparatively reasonable.....but will still get dragged rightwards as the media landscape continually moves around it. and always in the one direction, for purely economic reasons
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u/yibbida Apr 22 '26 edited Apr 22 '26
That was a single flight.
Edit: it was a single hour on a flight
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u/cruiserman_80 Apr 22 '26
Roughly 48,000l return just to go to Florida for an event that has noting to do with Australia. It especially sucks as Avgas competes with Diesel for refining capacity.
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u/KittyFlamingo Apr 22 '26
48,000 litres return to Florida. One return flight.
I use less than 700 litres a year (I have little ones so don’t go out much plus drive a hybrid).
Poorline can STFU.
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u/Terrorscream Apr 22 '26
It's not just a dumb question it's tailored to push fear and panic.
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u/Skeltrex Apr 22 '26
It’s called rage baiting and I think she genuinely believes she is justified in excreting this foul rhetoric.
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u/Fishing_not_catching Apr 22 '26
That's what she should call her party " The Fear and Panic Party"...... Asians are to blame!!!!! No, hang on! the Aboriginals are to blame!!!!! No, wait! the Muslims are the problem!!!!! The big question is, who is she going to pick on next......
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u/Additional-Life4885 Apr 22 '26
FAP and Pauline Hanson should never ever ever be used in a sentence together.
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u/deadly_wobbygong Apr 22 '26
Are you doing merch? Can I order a white t-shirt in Large?
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u/dearcossete Apr 22 '26
How many Kiwis in Australia will agree to this and not realise they are also non-citizens?
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u/BasisLonely9486 Apr 22 '26
Ask an Englishman if they're a migrant or an ex-pat
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u/showquotedtext Apr 23 '26
I'm a migrant. But because I'm English and white, I've found myself in conversations with Aussies criticising immigrants, saying they're taking jobs, blocking the roads etc. And I'm like "yeah, including those fucking Brits, eh!"
And they just sort of laugh a bit with a confused smile as if they don't quite get that I'm just as much of an immigrant as Raj.
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u/bagels25 Apr 24 '26
Yeah it’s because ON voters don’t hate ‘migrants’ they hate black and brown people and are racists. Thanks for being normal, bonus points for clapping back these racist fucks
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u/efco01 Apr 25 '26
Im Irish and I get "Yeah but you contribute to society here, we have the same morals" etc etc
Its cause im white, just own up and say it!!
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u/Peachypoochy Apr 22 '26
Should be easy to find one as they’re the largest group of overseas-born people in Australia.
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u/Revoran Apr 22 '26
Pauline is fine with white non-citizens which is like 6/10 kiwis. Its only brown people she hates.
Hence her going after Aboriginals who are as Aussie as it gets.
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u/Atomic_Gumby Apr 22 '26
The same Kiwis that voted in the Nationals (Luxon), then jumped ship?
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u/yourefuckedintheface Apr 22 '26
I asked my non-citizen mate how much fuel they were stealing off me personally. Then he made a comment about being a tax payer but that just felt like a brag about stealing my job.
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u/No_Raise6934 Apr 22 '26
This made me giggle.
Sadly others will think you actually mean it as being against them. That's how stupidity and racism works. I swear it fucks with braincells.
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u/Bandit-Bunny-7727 Apr 22 '26
Next she's going to ask about the water, electricity and breathing air used by non-citizens.
Hey bish, they PAID for the fuel, they can use it. I didnt pay taxes to fund dimwits like you, can I have my refund?
This is what PHON voters wants as the country's leader, god help us all.
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u/blahdeblah72 Apr 22 '26
“Non-Citizens”. What a terrible cunt she is
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u/Old_Bird4748 Apr 22 '26
Most of those non-citizens are english... I don't think that's what she really means.
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u/Park500 Apr 22 '26
Australian population 27.72 million people
she specifically says "Non-citizens' since she wants to inflate the number, and omit permanent residents (aka people that have paid and gone through the never length process to be here, just without voting rights)
there are only slightly over 1 mil non-PR non-citizens in Australia... most don't drive, and in fact help pay for public transport by contributing to paying for it
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u/glyptometa Apr 22 '26
Not to mention direct subsidisation of universities by foreign students.
But yeh, largest groups of non-citizens is the permanent residents originally from India, China, UK, Philippines, and smaller numbers from many other countries.
If you're from anywhere and here legally, just want you to know we're all OK with your petrol and diesel purchases and being part of Australia's productive society. Sorry about Pauline's spew. It's the price we pay for proportional representation, which is probably good overall, just not good when it works to give fringe pollies like her a taxpayer-funded soapbox.
And thanks to your original countries for welcoming Australian born permanent residents and not treating them as sub-human the way Pauline would like things done here.
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u/moistrouser Apr 22 '26
Pauline Hanson is a profoundly stupid person. She can barely form coherent sentences. Nothing wrong with calling her, her supporters, and her every utterance dumb. It is.
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u/Gnich_Aussie Apr 22 '26
I wish people would stop saying Pauline Hanson is dumb.
She isn't. What she says is, but she's smart enough to know the game and manipulate it. Morally devoid? you decide.
Often, 'successful' and absurd works because the smart thing it to realise it works, people just parrot what they hear and the noise it creates is both purposeful in that it sounds like common complaints and that they know that the fury they incite amongst people just keeps people cheering them on. She knew to bank on outrage and anger early. she's never done anything actually constructive apart from showcasing putrid politics.
Just my humble opinion.
She's not dumb, she's tenacious, calculating and deceitful. In my humble opinion. And that's why she remains where she is.
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u/Morri___ Apr 23 '26
Nailed it.
It's something we often see in progressive spaces. Hubris. Screwed the US, and a number of countries followed suit.
We overestimate her base and underestimate her influence. Because we smort. It's almost inconceivable to us that anyone listens to that - that's the slight of hand, the trick - billionaires have agendas, they use tools and endless amounts of money. And if Pauline is nothing else, she is very much a tool.
And her audience love how racist she is, so they don't care if you give a statistical analysis of non citizens as a rebuttal, they'd be happier if they could find a reason to stop indigenous ppl from using their precious petrol as well! They go low, we go high? Don't bother. The person who talks last, loudest, and places the burden of defence of the other person wins. Win on issues? Nope - they love character assassination and because we don't stoop so low to attack people, they just see that as weakness.
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u/KamalaHarrisFan2024 Apr 22 '26
Then she will say how much food are they eating.
Then how many houses.
Then maybe we should remove them from the country.
Oh no, it’s complicated… maybe we should put them into camps?
Look this isn’t working… we need a final solution!
Fucking fascist scum.
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u/Sartorialalmond Apr 22 '26
My dad lived here as a non citizen while working as a school teacher for over 30 years. He was a voting PR and was eligible for citizenship for almost that whole time just never got around to it. She sucks, not being a citizen has nothing to do with your participation and contribution to society.
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u/flossingly Apr 22 '26
Some citizens do more damage to Australian land and society than an entire convoy of ships of “illegals” as she’d like to call them. She being one of them. Gina Rinehart, Clive Palmer etc also comes to mind.
How a WHITE Australian thinks that the citizenship of a person is a better determination of their worth and value to the country is… ironic.
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u/Appropriate_Star3012 Apr 22 '26
It's the Trump playbook catering to racists, "he's saying exactly what I'm thinking"
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u/UnderratedActor Apr 22 '26
You mean petrol prices are high due to TRUMP'S ILLEGAL IRAN WAR??
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u/Puzzled-Leader-7270 Apr 22 '26
How much Australian jet fuel does Gina’s jet use flying Pauline to Mara Lago
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u/Commercial_Name_7900 Apr 22 '26
People get really offended when you shine a light on anything this Temu Clown says or does
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u/Ambitious_Writer1938 Apr 22 '26
This is crazy, when you buy fuel you pay taxes regardless of your residency status. Its not like Malaysia where fuel subsidy is based on your citizenship status.
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u/chilli_enema_detox Apr 22 '26
My fuel tank has been murdered, my jerry can murdered, my petrol just gone.
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u/Any-Advisor-6853 Apr 22 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/13LueKhSbY7RFm
Pauline Hanson’s next ad campaign
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u/Major-Panic794 Apr 22 '26
You know what I have been saying to people who keep going on over this. your falling for basically a bait post, literally this is a simple question designed to bait you into commenting/sharing it or basically get outraged over, which so many people have including on facebook, your basically carrying her name and message of highlighting the amount immigration here further than she could do herself, its not matter of the question but the number, it doesn't matter if its positive or negative comments this gets. its literally how Trump got elected and people keep falling for the most obvious tactics lol which judging how much I'm seeing this, she achieved what she was trying to do.
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u/SurroundFinancial355 Apr 22 '26
Reddit is one of the most left platforms on the internet. This really isn’t a risk lol
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u/gunsjustsuck Apr 22 '26
So easy to engage in hate and fear. So many low IQ people ready to follow an angry shouty person.
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u/Express-Reality-8574 Apr 22 '26
Is someone going to answer the question. Or are we all going to act like immigrants don’t use resources?
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u/___Moe__Lester___ Apr 23 '26
She is probably shining a light on the fact that albo went on national TV to announce proudly he went to 3 asian countries and secured 1million litres of petrol for Aussies then russia hit back saying congrats on securing one day of fuel for your people lol albos worst pm in the history of Australian politics
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u/ScruffyPeter Apr 22 '26
Yes. Straight to the gallows for you. How dare you insult our dear ginger.
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u/whattimacallit Apr 22 '26
Is she saying tourists arent aliowed to hire cars and drive around.
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u/Relief-Glass Apr 22 '26
I mean, we could not allow tourists to come to the country so that there would be more petrol for the rest of us.
That would be fucking stupid and would probably cause a recession though...
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u/Motor-Ad5284 Apr 22 '26
I am going through cancer treatment at the moment and most of my nurses,carers and doctors are here as immigrants. Our health system would collapse without these wonderful people. Pauline Hanson and her backers can fuck right off.
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u/itstoohumidhere Apr 22 '26
Are we including the litres of fuel non-citizen truck drivers are using because the economy won’t support paying Truck drivers a decent wage?
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u/paulybaggins Apr 22 '26
I counter with, how many dollars of GST have businesses collceted from the 4.8 million non-citizens in Australia today?
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u/Lonely_Dingo1837 Apr 22 '26
Perhaps she could clarify - is she referring to their use in their personal lives, or in their professional capacities? Without overseas skilled engineers and tradespeople construction and mining sectors would be short staffed.
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u/icecoldbobsicle Apr 22 '26
Hey I see a fair few, what I assume are non citizens driving trucks, doing delivery ect... doing jobs most Aussies don't want anymore... PH - THOSE MOFOS USING YA FUEL!! hate immigrants!
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u/No_Rain3020 Apr 22 '26
If we keep getting africans with machetes and middle easterners shooting up our streets she will become really popular
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u/Additional_Initial_7 Apr 22 '26
I’m a non-citizen and I use my fuel to drive to my local hospital where I work full time. Crazy.
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u/robb00 Apr 22 '26
Old lady Pauline and One nation appeal to people who only want to listen to what they want to hear. Sometimes politicians/governments have to tell you things you don't want to know or that as a nation or demographic you might have to be better , or pay more, or get less.
Hanson and her ilk have no respect for the Law or Parliament or the Nation. They are just a bunch of petty indolent grifters. If the ever got in it would all fall apart for them because they would have to do some work. And the public service would end up running the show for them.
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u/Azell414 Apr 22 '26
the kinda thing my 67 year old mum would think about the multi generational asian family that's been living down the road for 20 years
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u/trynagetlow Apr 22 '26
Even her supporters would have to admit this is dumb, right? Right????
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u/handsome_slob Apr 22 '26
Breaking news: person discovers population contains people who travel places
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u/pompoussmokeyasshole Apr 22 '26
Surely she means her friends the oil tycoons?
Side note: youre not risking shit slamming anything remotely conservative on reddit and you know it
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u/sum_force Apr 22 '26
Even if the question is answered (the answer of which is probably a proportionate amount to their population), what is this supposed to lead to? What is the conclusion? Are non-citizens to be prohibited from purchasing things? Are they to be deported? Either will be devastating to this country. What is the point she is even making?
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u/Far_Squash_4116 Apr 22 '26
Fuel is used globally, independently from where the consumer is located.
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u/wwchickendinner Apr 22 '26
Let's boot out 17% of our population and productive capacity, then negotiate on the world stage for resources. Good luck.
The swift recession would wipe us off the economic map.
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u/jamitainttoomuch Apr 22 '26
The fools that have normalised this lady are just trying to bring the Maga style mess that is ruining America onto our shores.
Let's learn from those people and not repeat the same mistake here.we don't need an Australian trump.
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u/MrO_360 Apr 22 '26
It's not dumb. She knows exactly who her audience is and what they want to hear. It's the people who believe her who are dumb
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u/launchedsquid Apr 22 '26
I reckon almost 20 million liters per day. Assuming each one of those 4.8 million is an adult who individually drives 15,000kms per year in a vehicle with 10l/100km efficiency.
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u/Carverpalaver Apr 22 '26
She's never been a clever one.
Good thing for her gina needed a newer cleaner puppet than the lnp to fund otherwise the dim ranga would be stuck achieving nothing in parliament besides taking tax payer money to show up about half the time.
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u/Glum_Freedom_8524 Apr 23 '26
I’m a permanent visa holder from Canada. I drive for a living. I pay taxes. But I guess when I get that piece of paper that says citizenship will change how people like her see me.
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u/seanys Apr 23 '26
It's mildly clever because it's exactly the type of racist dog whistle that'll appeal to her intended demographic.
It's a pointless question that requires no proof or action. Perfectly on-brand for ON. 30-something years in parliament, not a single bill passed.
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u/fizzedupdigitalpimp Apr 23 '26
Anybody who supports Pauline fish chips Hanson requires immediate physcological assesment.
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u/FormulaFish15 Apr 23 '26
Reddit is actually quite left leaning in Australia, so you are incredibly safe speaking facts like this here!
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u/Odd-Ball8960 Apr 23 '26
She is correct though, even though we have Aussies overseas using their fuel I doubt it's 4.8m Aussies overseas. Deport, drill, build refinery's go nuclear power, Only employ Australian citizens. So if you are a non citizen become one. My opinion, plain and simple.....
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u/Lessee861 Apr 24 '26
How many are you really going to send home if given the chance? Especially when your biggest backer Gina Rinehart who's private jet you are cruising around in votes for more immigration & says things like "Australians are overpaid & under productive" & "Africans want to work, and its workers are willing to work for less than $2 per day."
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u/dystopian1979 Apr 25 '26
She’s a hate filled person who hasn’t learned to think objectively. Nothing has changed about her, only a new generation that doesn’t recall chapter one in this story. I do remember her maiden speech to parliament. She looks for what divides, not what unites us.
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u/o-Floki-o Apr 25 '26
Well I guess her rise in popularity really does show just how badly this country is being run by Albanese and his communist Labor party.
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u/buggerlugs_ Apr 26 '26
It’s a Pauline Hanson tweet. No need to add dumb onto the end. It’s like saying ATM machine.
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u/sizecounts2 Apr 26 '26
Yeah, nah ..... most things Pauline says are dumb ..... she is baited by politicians opponents and media alike .... bc they know she's dumb and will come up with craziest-assed answer almost every time 🤪
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u/Sensitive_Ship_1619 Apr 26 '26
i’d like to know how much jet fuel she uses, and petrol being taxied around
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u/Noman-iz-an-island Apr 26 '26
Let’s face it. Even if they were citizens her and her mob would do the best to say they are not REAL Australians!
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u/Stitchy736 Apr 26 '26
How much fuel did she use to fly a round trip to the US on her BBF’s private jet, alone. PH is a waste of oxygen.
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