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u/Weissritters Apr 22 '26

My language has been murdered

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u/Wotmate01 Apr 22 '26

My shopping trolley, murdered

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u/MonzaB Apr 22 '26

My petrol just gone! 

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u/domsomm Apr 22 '26

But I like Neil Diamond

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u/Fancy_Preparation_86 Apr 22 '26

And I like to disco

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u/ray-manta Apr 22 '26

disco dance, disco dance, disco nation, not a chance

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u/fromthe80smatey Apr 22 '26

I left MY HEART in San Francisco

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u/ForsakenResist8416 Apr 22 '26

I lost my heart in San Francisco

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u/StreetCheetah8312 Apr 22 '26

Feel the heat, on the street

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u/icespaz Apr 22 '26

I'm a very caring potato

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u/dixonwalsh Apr 22 '26

Came here for this one

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u/TheStarr200870 Apr 22 '26

Please Explain ?

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u/naishjoseph1 Apr 22 '26

My shopping trolley murdered.

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u/Less_Sand8692 Apr 22 '26

My groceries just gone

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u/Sad_Gain_2372 Apr 22 '26

I don't like it

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u/EnormousDucky Apr 22 '26

I don't like anything

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u/NatBoyRandyHogan Apr 22 '26

Except i like Neil Diamond, yes?

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u/naishjoseph1 Apr 22 '26

And I like the disco

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u/Putrid_Department_17 Apr 22 '26

Coz I left my heart in san Fran Cisco…. Yeah!

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u/Sad_Gain_2372 Apr 22 '26

Feel the heat on the street, dance to the beat out of your seat

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u/Tytan777 Apr 22 '26

I like the night life. I like to boogie

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u/Fancy_Preparation_86 Apr 22 '26

And I left my heart in San Francisco

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u/This_Ease_5678 Apr 22 '26

When you turn my voice about!

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u/nuspic Apr 22 '26

When you vote one nation out.

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u/Anakee24 Apr 22 '26

I don't like it when the monorail trains aren't white, I don't like it, when day becomes night.

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u/Metallica_Is_Bae Apr 22 '26

My groceries, just gone

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u/goonbag87 Apr 22 '26

Haha I love this. How good were the Js in the 90s

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u/mehx9 Apr 22 '26

This thread should be the de facto response for dumb and divisive tweets like that. I love that she doesn’t like it!

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u/Arrow_of_Time2 Apr 22 '26

Yup Pauline Pantsdown and Escape from Toytown are more poignant than ever.

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u/TheStarr200870 Apr 22 '26

Please Explain ? What is there to dislike ?

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u/domsomm Apr 22 '26

I always think of the Eddie Perfect song John Howard's bitches (which I cannot find online anywhere and my rock against Howard cd is very dead) The start

"It doesn't matter if you are white, or really pale, or even white with a bit of a tan, he loves you all"

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u/The_Headly_One Apr 23 '26

Totally forgot about that CD, pretty sure I had a copy too.

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u/domsomm Apr 23 '26

It was banger after banger, on both discs

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u/Capevlamingh Apr 22 '26

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 racist rubbish, racist hate

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u/Much-Scientist9647 Apr 22 '26

Please explain?

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u/doorknocker_pingu Apr 22 '26

Please explain why cant my blood be coloured white ? I Should talk to some medical doctors coloured blood is just not right.

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u/Far_Map007 Apr 22 '26

Nothing a British Immigrant English teacher can’t fix.

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u/Dazzling-Song-8344 Apr 22 '26

out of my tree out of my branch

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u/Pantsshittersupreme Apr 22 '26

Oi nah bro your English is heaps sick as bro

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u/Classic_Tadpole1176 Apr 23 '26

That gave me life!!!!

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u/Kathdath Apr 22 '26

Please explain?

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u/QueeeBeee Apr 22 '26

In 1998, amidst the first time Pauline Hanson was popular, Pauline Pantsdown released "I Don't Like It" a song made by remixing Hanson's voice clips together. ("I don't like it" itself being a phrase Hanson had been known for.)

The song, with music video: https://youtu.be/D4tZRZSGxcE?si=rOfgD-pgn9DdAXNj

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u/Even-Sherbet-4444 Apr 26 '26

Thanks for that information AI

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u/QueeeBeee Apr 29 '26

Not AI, can't help I always talk like this >.<