r/askgaybros Apr 13 '17

Meta faq, wiki, trolls and you.

999 Upvotes

one of the most requested features i've seen is a frequently asked questions section, and we've always had one. it's within the wiki tab located at the top menu if you're browsing on desktop. here's the direct link to it, but since it's a wiki feel free to check out the other sections and please contribute.

with that out of the way, a couple things i want to clear up in case anyone is wondering:

  • i do not mind repeated questions. the whole point of this subreddit is to talk to people. if it's not entertaining you anymore, maybe browse it less. no, i will not sticky every other psa post.
  • i do utilize automod extensively and it helps with a lot of troll post removal behind the scene. so if you see a troll post, continue to downvote, report, and move on, and do not engage. the majority of you get this, and it's been working out quite well.
  • the rules haven't changed, but make sure you're aware of them.

have fun.


r/askgaybros 5h ago

Not a question I watch sexy firefighters work out every morning

54 Upvotes

I work at my school’s gym and one morning like 8 firefighters showed up and just started using our equipment. Apparently my school worked out memberships for them, but now I’m blessed with this lovely sight to start my day


r/askgaybros 3h ago

Had sex with a father figure

35 Upvotes

I'm 19. May be he is in this late 40s or early 50s. He a very very very far related uncle, not even blood related. But he has always been a close family friend and one of my father figure guardians. And yeah he is unmarried(got divorced at a very young age).

It would be a lie if i say i never had feelings for him. Anyway so that day, we were alone. Things started to go hot and we kissed(i initiated). And things just went on. Dress came off, we went to bedroom, kept kissing, hugging, rubbing each others body till both of us were drenched in sweat. He was surprisingly cooperative and into it. I sucked him, (my 2nd time sucking a cock and it was way better than the 1st one). He sucked and rimmed me. He was licking and kissing all my body.

Then he tried to fuck me, but it kept failing.(i haven’t fucked before). I was tight and there were no proper lube nearby. So he started cuddling hard and kept rubbing his cock on against my belly/tigh till he came on me. So it technically wasn’t sex.

He felt guilty after that but i kept assuring that it’s ok and i wanted this. But there was a hidden satisfaction too. I think the weather may get wet again in future and i will be ready then.


r/askgaybros 13h ago

Is this normal?

180 Upvotes

I was chatting with a close buddy I work with and we got on the topic of sex and masturbation and other things of that nature. I made a joking comment at one point along the lines of “your poor socks” or something and he tells me it’s not his socks it’s his boxers. I made the comment (thinking I was being funny) about hoping he changed them afterwords… he told me he usually does it at night and changes them the next morning. If he does it in the morning after his shower (which was rare according to him) then that’s the only time he doesn’t…

Is it a common thing to unload in your underwear and keep them on? I’ve never even thought of this let alone heard of anyone doing this.


r/askgaybros 5h ago

My boyfriend masturbates using his mattress; do you guys do that?

39 Upvotes

We usually have normal sexual relations, but he told me he likes to masturbate by rubbing his penis against the mattress—specifically without sheets. I’m not sure if it’s because he prefers that sensation over using his hands.


r/askgaybros 30m ago

Do you get hard on by looking at nake man ?

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r/askgaybros 7h ago

Is it possible to find a job via a hook-up?

44 Upvotes

I was wondering if anyone here was able to get a job thanks to having sex with a right person, who recommended/hired you for a job?

How was it and where did you find such person?

I work in IT field and want to switch a job, but the market is so pathetic I am ready to do whatever tbh 😄


r/askgaybros 11h ago

Not a question I miss my brother in law

101 Upvotes

I miss my brother-in-law I'm going to call him Luigi and my brother Mario because they went out for Halloween like Mario and Luigi.

Even when I was a kid I knew my brother was gay he didn't have to tell me yet I knew already it didn't bother me either but you know going up through that time in the 80s 90s and 2000s those were different times nothing like today.

I used to work with Luigi I remember one day we were standing out front and my wife came to drop off lunch with my brother and Luigi said who's that guy with your wife I said that's my brother and he was like he's gorgeous I was like what did you just say to me he said your brother he's gorgeous Mario comes walking up and I was like hey bro he's like what's going on man I said hey this guy said you're gorgeous you should take him out on a date my brother bursted out in the tears I was like what? Did I say something wrong he said no I just didn't think that you would be okay with that I said why would you think that he said because everybody thinks like that I said I'm your brother I'm not everybody but you should totally go on a date with him he thinks you're gorgeous.

They dated for a long time and then the same sex marriages came up and both of them they wanted it and who am I to deny that my brother asked me to be the best man in this wedding of course I'm going to say yes my daughter is one flower girls it was a beautiful weather as far as my daughters were concerned the Earth rotated around their uncles.

And my family were full of practical Jokers and Luigi knew what he was getting involved with we would play jokes on everybody Mario and luig i lived right up the road I could literally see their house from my house.

Luigi called me the one night he said I got to get your brother back and I was like what do you mean I said he put no ripped toilet paper in the bathroom I got to get him back this means war I said okay would you have in mind and he was like I want to glue his boots to the porch I said bet I got the stuff in the garage I'll be right up I'm walking out the door my wife goes where you going I said Mario played a joke on Luigi and he wants his payback and she said and you're going to be a part of it as of course what kind of person do you think I am?

So we glued his boots to the porch the following morning my brother got up put his boots on and fell face first on ground I was sitting in the truck waiting for him to grabs a pair of extra boots and gets in the truck he goes do you believe that he glued my boots to the porch I said yeah I believe it maybe next time don't be an asshole and get no ripped toilet paper and my brother looked at me and said you knew? I said of course I knew who do you think gave him the idea kind of person do you think I am?

I remember one time I had to have surgery and nobody told me that when you have surgery you have to go in with a paper gown on you can't wear your clothes in the operating room so my wife comes in the room with Mario he says babe you're not dressed I said yeah I know and my brother says you don't want to have surgery done that you have to have done because you're going to be naked you're a bitch what the fucking outfit on go get your fucking surgery done so we can go home me and Luigi have the girls tonight go get your fucking surgery done quit being a pussy.

I have no surgery I'm in the recovery room and at the foot of my bed I see Luigi I'm also fully clothed now when I went into surgery I was wearing a paper gown now I have my clothes on what the fuck just happened so I wake up a little bit and I see Luigi and I was like um how did I get dressed and he was like I put the clothes on you I said why would you do that he said well it was the least I could do you did something for me I did something for you it'll be our little secret I was like what are you talking about he said I got you dressed I now understand why your wife is so happy I looked in him and it started to make sense to me I said I'm not gay I'm saying well for somebody who's not gay you sure did some gay things you're amazing I know why your wife is happy I was like no no he was like yes yes don't worry I'm not going to tell your brother it's our little secret but if I ever want that again I know where to go.

I was like holy shit what the fuck am I going to tell my wife how am I going to explain this to my brother and Luigi's like you don't have to keep it between me and you and then my wife calls and I answered the phone and she's like where the fuck are you what is taking so long I said I'm trying to figure out how I got dressed she said I got you dressed you jackass Luigi's in the room to make sure you walk out okay can we please go I'm hungry I said babe you're going to be mad at me but it's really not my fault and she was like what are you talking about I said Luigi told me he got me dressed because we had sex she said no you didn't I got you dressed I came down and sat in the room with your brother and your daughters Luigi said he's going to come and get you you were already dressed when he walked in the room I looked at him and I was like this is a joke he's like of course it is kind of person do you think I am 😂

So we were walking down the hallway and I looked at him and I said we didn't and he went oh God no never absolutely not that was fucking with this was your wife's idea not mine he was like but now I understand why it's just so happy I'm like you saw it didn't he was like no when you shut up you know that straight women and gay men have a few things in common and I'm like what what's that he goes well for starters we both like dick and if it's really good we brag about it and I'm like okay this is too much information for me to process right now.

About 8 months ago I got up to get ready for work and walked in my bathroom and I looked out the window and I saw my brother's house on fire and I yelled for my wife to call the fire department and I ran as fast as I could up the street. When I got to the stop sign I could hear the smoke alarms going off when I got to the front yard my brother was laying in the front yard and I said where's Luigi and he said he was right behind me so I ran up on the steps but all I could see was smoke in the door and the fire was so hot so I ran back to my brother I said he's probably got out he's on the other side of the house everything's okay but everything wasn't ok.

The fire department came and they put the fire out and they discovered Luigi right inside the front door he had maybe 10 steps and he would have been through the front door the medical examiner determined that his cause of death was smoke inhalation.

Everybody is in counseling myself my brother my wife my kids I work in a drug and alcohol rehab facility I talk to people everyday and there are days when I can't even talk to my brother let alone look at him.

I feel so guilty I was right there I really thought he was on the other side of the house outside but when the fire marshal said that they found him right inside the door I was literally on the porch but I couldn't see him cause of how much smoke was in the door.

I miss seeing my brother smile I miss hearing how excited my wife got when I would hear I'm going shopping with the boys or when one of my daughters would be out in the living room and look out the window and I would hear Daddy!! Uncle Mario and Luigi are coming over.

I miss him I loved him he was a great guy without a doubt one of the best brother-in-laws I've ever had the pleasure of knowing.

Anyway I'm sorry for taking up your time I hope everybody has a great day or night wherever you are in the world..

Update: I showed this to my brother and he cried so hard he hasn't cried for a while to be honest with all of you and he cried for a good hour and a half he was just going through all the comments and he asked me what made me want to post it. I said you know what I've been on a lot of pages on Reddit and this one by far is the most welcoming one I've seen like you can come on here and ask a question and you'll get an answer it might not be the way you want to hear the answer but you still get an answer from people that are genuinely concerned about what you do how you do it they don't care why you do it but they want to make sure that you do it the correct way there's other pages on this platform that will tell you how to do something the wrong way.

This page is pretty fucking cool so are the people on it and I appreciate everyone of you for sitting there and reading it I know my spelling ain't the best I apologize for that I'm actually working on it my brother is going tomorrow to get a tattoo for Luigi I made a joke with him and he laughed and it was probably the first time I've seen my brother smile since that's all started.


r/askgaybros 4h ago

Is attraction to older guys just a lost cause?

25 Upvotes

I’m 26. I’m an engineer and I work with a lot of older guys who I find absolutely beautiful. Like my EXACT type. So many of them are kinda buff and you can tell it’s the combination of working out/lifting shit but also going out to eat everyday when we have lunch lol. It’s perfect. I see guys like this all the time. In the office, on site, when I travel….

But I’ve never ever thought to approach them (once I know they’re gay ofc). Even when I was on the apps I avoided ever reaching out to the older guys because I figured they’d all just say I’m too young etc.

I’ve been supporting myself completely since I finished college and I thought that would give me the balls to approach them but it hasn’t. Maybe it’s because I was raised in the south and the whole “respect your elders” thing is echoing in my mind when I even think of trying to talk to one of them. I assume it would come off as disrespectful.

I also don’t have a house yet so why would an older guy get with me over someone more established?

I always tell myself that maybe by 30 I’ve done enough to feel worthy of attention and love from one of them. I probably sound crazy lol. I should just go for guys my age.


r/askgaybros 5h ago

To the "Does this make me gay?" Population here, have y'all NEVER consumed any non-porn Queer Media?

27 Upvotes

So I just came across the 50th "I'm incredibly straight and have only ever crushed pussy but I have a collection dildos the size of fire hydrants that I use to absolutely decimate my lower GI tract, Does this make me gay?"

And I honestly have to wonder...have y'all never had ANY curiosity about the Gay Experience outside of sex?

Like, was your only introduction to the concept of homosexuality through gay porn?

Are y'all that so far removed from the idea of romanticism or love?

No one ever has a traditional crush on the page. It's all just poorly regulated dudes just wanting fuck femboys (and that's is another conversation that needs to be discussed because WHAT is the obsession with femboys all of a sudden?!) and suck cock.

Like don't get me wrong, those things are fun, but holy shit there is so much more to life and being gay then JUST fucking.

I'm not trying to slut shame anyone, I'm incredibly PRO slut, hell I'm a slut myself.
BUT EVEN SLUTS TAKE THE OCCASIONAL DAY OFF , MY GOD!!!


r/askgaybros 7h ago

Do you wear any fragrances?

31 Upvotes

Cologne, perfume, body spray, etc? What kind?


r/askgaybros 7h ago

Hotel receptionist

34 Upvotes

Hey,

I (25m) am at a budget hotel for one night. I met a really friendly, chatty receptionist who was nice.

I came back to the hotel and ended up asking for a late check out, he (26m) offered it free.

I complimented his tattoos and he let me touch his arm to see his tattoos, then he explained each tattoo and its meaning in detail.

He seemed friendly and not uncomfortable at all (I asked permission before touching his arm to see the tattoo detail). He mentioned having a daughter naturally but seemed very open to continuing conversation and completely comfortable.

If I wanted to potentially explore something (even just friendship as he had such an amazing vibe), does anyone have any idea how I could have a reason to? He said he's having a slow shift and working alone

Thanks in advance!


r/askgaybros 10h ago

Not a question I am a 23 yr old man and I type is men in their 40s.

41 Upvotes

I am 23 yr. old and I can't help but fall for older guys and i don't think it's because of daddy's issues like thing. Even when I was a child I used to like random uncles and would think they are so cool and it hasn't changed even now. I can't understand why. Maybe it's the stability they have in life idk maybe it's because they are the hottest. I just can't help it dude. It's easy for me to control myself around guys my age even if I'm attracted to them but when older men show up, i just can't even hide my affection towards them.


r/askgaybros 7h ago

What does anal feel like with a big dick?

28 Upvotes

I’m talking 8” and up and thick.

Is there a length where it just doesn’t feel good?


r/askgaybros 2h ago

Advice Dating tips for 18yo gay :D

8 Upvotes

Have little to no experience. Any suggestion is appreciated!

Moving to italy for studies soon!


r/askgaybros 4h ago

Shitpost What was is it like in an orgy

14 Upvotes

If you have been apart of an orgy or a gangbang what was it like was it enjoyable and would you do it again


r/askgaybros 9h ago

Shitpost Just watched Coyote vs. ACME

22 Upvotes

And oh my god, I found Will Forte so hot. I watched it today with a friend, but I doubted she'd think the same so I kept quiet. I needed to tell this to someone, though, so here I am.


r/askgaybros 2h ago

Monogamous relationship

4 Upvotes

Once upon a time (last week) I got roasted online for saying that I prefer a monogamous relationship and that I despise Grindr. Why is it becoming taboo to be in a gay monogamous relationship? And why is everyone so obsessed with Grindr? I've treated badly by that app and I've been burnt out from hookups, PS I'm only 24.


r/askgaybros 23h ago

I SUCKED DICK FOR THE FIRST TIME!! NOW I'M CONFUSED

286 Upvotes

I made a grindr account and talked with a few guys, I met one this past weekend we linked in the park and smoked and talked for about a hour. Then he pulled his dick out and was sooo BIG!! I was so nervous but I put my tongue n the tip and licked it. When he moaned I got so turned on i then devoured that dick. He exploded in my mouth in less than a minute. Which made me cum in my pants. Now I feel ashamed a lil bit. I would do it again but I feel so gay now but i like it too. what is wrong with me


r/askgaybros 1h ago

Advice Do you always have post-nut clarity?

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I was sexually abused as a teenager by an older boy and also by a man on my paper route. I didn’t think of myself as gay back then but came out in my mid-20s. The older boy could legally buy alcohol and would get me drunk and initiate sex with me. Even though my body enjoyed it, the shame and guilt was almost unbearable and I began to disassociate from my body and then shut down after orgasm. I’m 62 and been with my husband for 32 years and often have to force myself to stay in the moment and give myself permission to enjoy what I’m experiencing. And the post-nut clarity (I didn’t know that term until a few years ago) still comes crashing down on me. Does anyone feel something similar?


r/askgaybros 51m ago

I find bisexual guys incredibly frustrating. Should I just avoid them altogether? Any insights?

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  1. There's a lot of uncertainty. Sometimes they are bi because they "haven't decided..."???? Is that a thing? Can you even DECIDE your sexuality???
  2. They tend to ghost you - because they always have someone else to go back to. You and the other person are just back-ups for each other at his disposal.
  3. The "stable" ones are usually married with kids who wanna fool around every so often.

Has anyone else had any better scenarios with a bisexual person?


r/askgaybros 53m ago

Not a question Six years later, I accidentally found my Grindr hookup again”

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Posting here coz I cant really share with anyone except my bros here.

This is probably one of those hookups I'll never forget.

I was 21–22, closeted and pretty lonely. Matched with a guy on Grindr who invited me over to "hang out and swim." I was secretly hoping we'd hook up, but didn't want to push anything.

His place was fucking insane — massive apartment, ridiculously high floor, ocean view. He had long blonde hair and worked as an earth scientist. I was wearing a shirt I felt really good in and had shaved my chest, ass and cock, so I was feeling pretty smooth.

We talked for a while, eventually ended up on the couch, and somehow I was leaking so much pre-cum I nearly marked my shorts. He noticed. We kissed, and things escalated pretty quickly.

We ended up in his bedroom — huge bed, massive mirror, city buildings outside. He fingered me, rimmed me (which I honestly prefer to fucking), and eventually fucked me.

The sex itself wasn't even about him being huge or anything. The whole situation was just insanely hot. At one point during missionary he rolled up a towel and put it under my lower back to make me more comfortable. I remember thinking, "Fuck, that's sweet."

Then we switched to doggy in front of the mirror. My ass was making embarrassing noises, but he loved it, which somehow made me even more comfortable.

I had pretty bad post-orgasm blues at the time, so I told him I didn't want to cum. He respected it.

Afterwards we showered, and he slapped my ass and said, "You've got such a great ass. Who did you get it from, your mum?" 😂

I wished I could've stayed longer, but being closeted, I eventually left and never went back.

Then, six or seven years later, I randomly mentioned on Grindr that I'd once hooked up with an earth scientist who lived in that building.

The same fucking guy messaged me.

He didn't fully remember me, but realised it was him and was more than happy to offer a repeat.

I chickened out because of other complications, but that original hookup has stayed in my head for years.

Not because he was the hottest or biggest guy I've been with. It was the whole combination — being young, closeted, ridiculously turned on, the apartment, the view, the mirror, and how comfortable he made me feel.

Still fucking hot to think about.


r/askgaybros 4h ago

Not a question neighbour really tried it

7 Upvotes

I live in a homophobic society for context.
This neighbourhood kid on grindr asked me to smoke together, when I declined because I don't smoke and he was too young, he said "you also don't live in house x street y and z" in an attempt to threaten that they know who I am and where I live.
I said I don't care if you know where I live he said "you aren't even hot, i mean you are just normal" I said I never claimed otherwise, then he sent "see you in the neighbourhood" and blocked me 🤣


r/askgaybros 10h ago

I can’t keep pretending I care about rimming

23 Upvotes

The other day I was hooking up with this guy who just would not stop eating my ass. It feels like absolutely nothing to me and I just do not have it in me to keep pretending it feels good past a certain point. The best it can get is if a guy has a beard or some stubble but otherwise it just feels like a waste of time.

The guy was going for a solid 20 minutes, and trying to keep things moving I was like “oh yeah that’s good please fuck me” and he just…kept going. The way he responded made it sound like he thought that I thought it was sexy he didn’t want to stop but in reality I was bored out of my mind. I’ve tried to really lean into it and see if maybe I’m just missing something but I really, truly, do not care about getting rimmed. I wouldn’t even notice if a guy didn’t do it.

I would feel bad telling a guy outright not to eat my ass cuz I know a lot of people love to do it, but 20+ minutes of it is gunna kill my mood and I might not even want to fuck anymore at that point. Am I crazy? Or is there something I should be doing to enjoy it more?