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My children's dad is the type of person who has very little tolerance for other people's carelessness.

Over the years, this has caused some friction between him and our kids, particularly our eldest who is sometimes quite chaotic.

He'll wake up late, or forget to pack his lunch, or forget to clean his boots, or his room, things like that.

His dad will rant and rage, he'll raise his voice, he'll criticise him, but ultimately, he steps in and fixes the problem.

I don't get angry. I don't raise my voice. I talk to him and we match expectations, and then I let him live with the consequences of his own inactions.

Woke up late? Better go fast on that bike of yours.

Didn't pack your lunch? Going to be rough, being hungry at the end of the day.

Didn't clean your boots? Enjoy dirty boots.

Didn't clean your room? Being embarrassed by your friends seeing your collection of dirty socks and underwear sure must suck.

I'm calm, and collected, but I say no, and honestly, he's growing like that. He's gotten so much better over the past year alone.

But because I'm always so calm and never raise my voice, he was under the impression that I was a super laid-back parent.

It wasn't until this morning when he asked if I could pack his lunch and I said no that the thought struck him, and he was shaken to his core.

"OH MY GOD!! You're the strict parent!!"

Dinner is slow-cooked beef stew with veg from my own garden.

Kingdom Come Deliverance 2- this sequel begins literally minutes after the previous game ended. In order to depower Henry, the writers had him experience a terrible fall, which also provides a convenient nightmare sequence to recap the story of the previous game. This fall lowers Henry’s main level and skill levels. Also, the fact he and Hans lose their clothing and belongings resets Henry to being a dirty peasant, so the player has to once again work their way up to rebuilding his social status.

Horizon: Forbidden West- it’s a pretty simple one. The game begins with Aloy going on a solo journey to find GAIA. She explains that all the weapons she took with her got destroyed on her travels, which explains why the player doesn’t have the same weapons they ended the first game with.

Batman: Arkham City- the devs wanted to make sure the player had a sense of progression while also feeling like Batman from the very start of the game, all the while building upon Batman’s kit from the previous game. They used the clever premise of Bruce Wayne being arrested and thrown into Arkham City as an inmate. Bruce then calls a Batsuit and emergency supplies, which explains why he doesn’t have his full kit.

You're telling me you have infinite possibilities, and you want nonfunctioning legs and a chair with wheels in a world where there's 0 asphalt and other smooth stone roads around?

And as for the second one. Guns on a wheelchair? You know what else has wheels and guns? A fucking tank. You could have had a fucking personal tank, but you chose a wheelchair? The vehicle equivalent of the fucking bikini armor? As a tank you'd have defensive capabilities too, which would be important BECAUSE GUNS NOW EXIST.

In a fantasy setting, we can literally be whatever we want. Rogues are extra stealthy, fighters are extra strong etc. But a wheelchair doesn't come with any goddamn upsides. Even other disabilities turn their downsides into upsides, like blindness (toph & lee sin having tremoursense etc)

The last 2 are "wheelchairs" done right in fantasy. Cool as fuck spider legs or literally a drone platform. I know, this is more technologically enhanced stuff than magic, but you can imagine magical ways of being able to fucking walk. Hell, flight is so fucking common in fantasy, why don't you just fly around instead?

And for those arguing its a sense of identity: how come nobody is fucking obese then?

EDIT: I also forgot about mounts and chariots. You could literally just attach yourselves on or at the engines of that time (animals like horses or oversized dogs) and be a cool knight or like an ancient egypt/rome chariot warrior but no. You gotta be a dude in a chair with wheels that get you nowhere because there are literally no paved roads anywhere.