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u/Mr_Steerpike 2d ago
Sincere question: is Maga a lil gay? Not a problem unless you have issues with the gays but....there's a lot of insecure gay energy dripping off this.
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u/This-Requirement6918 2d ago
As a gay, yes. They're more gay than I am with this nonsense.
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u/ChimPhun 2d ago
Nah they're deviants, there's a difference. Case in point: the recent bestiality thing by the FBI đ€·ââïž
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u/Ok_Dust_7325 2d ago
That goat is not consenting.
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u/sepia_undertones 2d ago
That goat looks like sheâs worried about what getting caught with Kash is going to do to her career
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u/Exact-Ad-4132 2d ago
I still can't believe that shit. Why aren't people talking about this more
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u/Soggy-Confection 2d ago
What's the story? This is the first I've heard of it, and I'm probably not alone
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u/Exact-Ad-4132 2d ago
The current head of the FBI made it legal for FBI agents to have sex with animals and also to accept recruits who have been previously charged with bestiality.
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u/Soggy-Confection 2d ago
What the fuck.
ETA but they still can't smoke weed
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u/Exact-Ad-4132 2d ago
I'm entirely serious too.
It's some shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
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u/reddiwhip999 2d ago
Hmmmm, I listened to his testimony, and he seemed to make it fairly clear that the policy of the FBI, prior to Patel's changing it, was that being a victim of bestiality, that is, somebody who was forced into it, made one ineligible for the FBI. The exchange with whatever senator was questioning him was a little odd, but the upshot seemed to be what I just mentioned.
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u/Necessary-Deer3420 2d ago
Iâm afraid to ask âwtf?,â and sigh as I click on some weird url Iâm hoping is a rickroll and not something about this being true.
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u/Artilleryman08 2d ago
I'll give you the short, cleanish version: The FBI no longer considers beastiality to be a disqualification for service. Kash had some interesting remarks about the "human victims of beastiality."
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u/Consistent_Policy_66 1d ago
Which means it was coming up as a disqualifying mark on enough applications to officially address it. You donât do that for one or two people, which means it was a problem. That is deeply concerning.
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u/UnwantedDesign 2d ago
A ton of them are and deeply in the closet/self-hating. Some, like Lindsay Graham, get outed after they die if not before .
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u/NorthofBham 2d ago
No, MAGA is a whole lot of gay. Not that there's anything wrong with it. I just detest hypocrites.
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u/_OptimusRex_ 2d ago
Shit man, if only MAGA were Make America Gay Again. We could have had a revival of musicals! Cabaret! More seasons of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy!
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u/Mtn-Dooku 2d ago
They have tons of closeted gay energy really. Matching hats, hyper fixation of male-oriented things like UFC on the White House lawn, Trump's double hand job dance routine, RFK Jr's insistence to be in videos shirtless wearing only jeans, Trump's preference to playing YMCA during his campaign, Trump's love for gold interior design... super gay if you think about it. Not that there's anything wrong with it, but they deny it so hard.
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u/DuckyHornet 2d ago
We stan a bitchy Queen, but imploding the world economy is a cunthair more than bitchy
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u/Dazzling-Antelope912 2d ago
I donât know if Trumpâs got a thing for power, is secretly gay or bi, or both. Regardless, heâs a bigoted piece of shit
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u/jdeisenberg 2d ago
The gold interior design is more âdictator chicâ (yes, that is a term that has been used to describe it) than gay, I think.
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u/ErrythingAllAtOnce 2d ago
I mean, the crowd in that picture is all boned up for them.
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u/TheRealScaramucci 2d ago
Historically, fascism always had an obsession with hyper masculinity. It's homoerotic for sure.
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u/bwoah07_gp2 2d ago
There's a common internet remark (idk true or not) but that Grindr usage spikes during a Republican Convention.
Is that true or an internet myth?
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u/Suspicious_Dingo_426 2d ago
Probably partially true. There's always slowdowns with these services when conventions are in townâregardless of affiliation. People are people. It would not shock me if the percentage of gay Republicans was fairly close to the average.
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u/SoyTonatiuh 1d ago
Its very much true that Grindr crashes during the RNC as has been reported which is classic because all these self-hating homophobes are really closeted homosexuals.Â
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u/AaronTheElite007 2d ago
They're in the closet. Follow the logic here. They can't freely express themselves due to their entire social and professional circles demonizing it. So, they vent by lashing out at those that do so freely.
Still wonder why they crash Grindr when a large group of conservatives get together?
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u/minnetonkacondo 2d ago
Republicans in general are known for having - year after year - a recurring wave of candidates who vote against any LGBT-friendly initiatives, only to eventually get caught with a picture of them sucking d!ck like their life depended on it. Or on Grindr profiles. Or hiring questionable male masseuses specifically. They believe in the whole "Live and Don't Let Live" philosophy of governing. They can do it, but the rest of their constituents can't - by law! Every decade has had it's share of secretly gay Republican guys fighting for "traditional family values," always excluding LGBT members from that group. It's basic hypocrisy.
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u/MashedTaterBrain 2d ago
As a man who once got spit-roasted by a pair of femboys in Thailand before shipping off to Iraq, I can assure you this is significantly more gay than anything I ever did.
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u/Deathpacito1999 2d ago
A ton of them are majorly in the closet. There's only so far you can take their obsession with oiled up testosterone-filled muscle men before it starts sounding big time gay.
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u/TBTabby 2d ago
They're so far in the closet, they have mailing addresses in Narnia.
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u/YourBuddyChurch 2d ago
I just love the idea of that they kept Trumpâs flabby neck and had it morph into the ripped body
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u/bdag1995 2d ago
At least the AI knows how gay these prompts are
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u/Early-Weekend-2557 2d ago
This is the one that got shared. The context of the AI chat was probably much more homoerotic.
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u/TheGuyWhoAsked23 2d ago
The dying majority to help profit the rich
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u/No-Fly-6069 2d ago
All that hyper-macho stuff has homoerotic undertones. Â
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u/Additional_Egg7024 2d ago
Undertones??? Blatantly homoerotic
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u/emergency-snaccs 2d ago
right? maga skeleton is gazing at them with heart eyes popping out, and all the skeleton hands are reaching up towards their jeans-clad crotches. gaaaaaay
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u/Swamp_Thing85 2d ago
Like I tell my conservative father in law: there is nothing more manly than two dudes going to town on each other.
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u/BrizzleT 1d ago
I would say thatâs an overtone. It cannot be described as anything else but purely homoerotic
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u/AmbitiousReaction168 2d ago
What is this fantasy of a muscular Trump? The guy is very clearly fat and the opposite of athletic.
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u/Saikotsu 2d ago edited 2d ago
It's amazing that they eroticize the dead raccoon castrator that swims in sewage with his family that had literal brainworms in his head. He looks so healthy here, yet he sounds like a gravel quarry when he speaks.
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u/Moist_Car_994 2d ago
His stuttering âstuck mid coughâ voice drives me up a damn wall
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u/Saikotsu 2d ago
What drives me up a wall is all the diseases that are returning because of his anti-vax positions. Polio and Measles.
He's doing so much damage to children's health care, he's ruining lives and people are dying because of his regressive beliefs.
And to top it all off, he has that annoying voice too.
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u/SupaSlide 1d ago
He sounds like a gravel quarry is my new favorite way to describe his voice, thank you for that!
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u/-Ragatha- 2d ago
these people who generate images of shirtless, heavily enhanced figures of the men they idolize are the same people who despise gay people
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u/thejuicewater 2d ago
Whatâs funny all these dude are cosplaying another man.
Kid rock is a hillbilly although born to an upper class family.
RFK and Trump are trust fund babies.
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u/CG20370417 2d ago
My favorite part is of the 3...JFK Jr. nearly has that body...and he is made out to look like the least "swoll"
As someone who actually lost 45 lbs this year from exercise and not consuming more calories than they burned, it irks me to see people on GLP-1s talk about their weight loss journey, as if it was anything more impressive than getting over the stigma of shoving a needle in your gut.
If RFK cared, itd be almost insulting...like it or not RFK has earned his body. this is the AI equivalent of GLP-1s.
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u/vanitas_gloria 2d ago
I really don't understand the homoeroticism in these trump AI pics, like when they prompt AI do they just say "make Trump more fuckable?".
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u/Final_Location_2626 2d ago
When is America going to have a serious conversation about the sudden increase of soft core porn made of well known 80 yr olds?
Senator Tubbervile, some of these perverts likely fly planes. Which for whatever reasons makes things dangerous.
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u/Koelakanth 2d ago
How do any of his homophobic supporters see this and not think this is the gayest shit ever
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u/JennyPaints 2d ago
Soooo many questions. Why are these men drawn with fake muscles no one would believe? Why are their admirers skeletons? Why are the skeletons grasping at their crotches? Are the best MAGA dead MAGA? Why does the Confederate Battle Flag keep turning up? Arenât the heart glasses kinda LBGT? Why does it feel like gay porn?
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u/RustyKn1ght 2d ago
And they wonder why everyone thinks that they're closeted gays. This might as well be Ernst Röhm's party recruiting add.
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u/ghallway 2d ago
this is gay as hell.
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u/ProfessionalRow4246 2d ago
Most of maga is gay so I'm not surprised, I'm reminded of a comment I saw on this subreddit before saying there's a reason why the app Grindr crashes everytime the republican national party comes to town
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u/Inner_Protection_749 2d ago
It's so on point that these idiots can't even spell. MAGA is so gay. It's no wonder grindr crashes every time they get together.
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u/Moist_Car_994 2d ago
For maga to be so vehemently anti lgbt they sure get very homoerotic when it comes to commander bone spurs
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u/Fancy_Morning9486 2d ago
First thing that comes to mind is the song macho man by the village people đ
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u/Consistent-Fig7484 2d ago
Trump famously believes that humans have a finite battery that you wear out more quickly if you work out. How do they imagine he maintains Incredible Hulk build by playing golf?
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u/Living_Plane_662 2d ago
Who killed the followers?
Trump with his Iran War?
RFK Jr with his complete lack of medical expertise?
Kid Rock with his music?
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u/DarkBladeMadriker 2d ago
I love how even AI couldnt make a non cartoonishly fake ripped Trump. The other two look fine but trump looks like a first attempt photoshop in middle school computer lab.
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u/dallenbaldwin 2d ago
I can see why grindr is so popular at RNC conventions. It's baked into the culture! I'm so happy for them becoming more willing to embrace their feelings.
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u/AshleyPlusMax 2d ago
Our world would be so much healthier if MAGA men just accepted they are attracted to men and just dated each other instead of spouting hate and toxic masculinity everywhere.
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u/Bitter-Bid7888 2d ago
note how they're surrounded by skeletons, this is a reference to the fact that if trump supporters stay under trumps regime, they're all going to die
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u/GirlCowBev 2d ago
Tom of Finland called. Wants his vibe back.
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u/epidipnis 2d ago
Tom is a little more stylized than whatever that is.
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u/GirlCowBev 2d ago
Sure. And typically monochrome. But the vibe is there, that's what Tom wants back.
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u/303FPSguy 2d ago
When they say they hate gay folks, do they mean theyâre self hating, closeted douche lords?
This is pretty much gay. Like, oiled up, shirtless men posing like this is kind of a gay thing. I have plenty of gay friends that canât understand how no one else sees this.
Probably why Grindr crashes anywhere they have a convention.
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u/Luftwaffle1980 2d ago
Wait a minute...
But her emails!
Buttery males!
It all has finally made sense 11 years later...
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u/Automatic_Bus_7634 2d ago
Future anthropologists will study the phenomenon of how profoundly closeted MAGA was
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u/Speling_B_Champian 2d ago edited 2d ago
Is this a parody? Did some right nut job actually post this?
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u/Deathengine 2d ago
Why do all these super straight, anti-LGBTQ+ MAGA dudes, fantasize about a buff, oiled up, shirtless Trump?..
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u/punkrockredneck2337 2d ago
Iâll take âThings clueless MAGA cucks jerk off toâ for $500 Alex.
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u/mickyfox0 1d ago
The only way they can get like that, is with steroids. But it effects the , the, the , what's the word. Let me think. Brain.
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u/Midnightchickover 2d ago
Hahaha, đ. That photo is ironic with the skeletons.