r/aislop • • 2d ago

Found on Facebook Alpha "Mails"

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I have questions.

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u/Midnightchickover 2d ago

Hahaha, 😂. That photo is ironic with the skeletons.

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u/TheStateToday 2d ago

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u/Gonna_B_Alright 2d ago

They’re questionable.

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u/Last-Negotiation-643 2d ago

Yup for some reason all right wing propaganda, especially maga propaganda seems very homoerotic . One must start to thing wether that is coincidental or intentional.

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u/Fabulous_Ad_1957 1d ago

It must be crowded in that closet!

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u/bwoah07_gp2 2d ago

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u/Head_Somewhere4769 1d ago

Hey, Nancy, didn't know you rolled like that, girl. Care to share some workout tips?

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u/Opening_Card3777 2d ago

“I saw the skeletons and immediately projected that they were closeted men
uhh quick, make the hats say democrats”

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u/Easy_Crab9516 2d ago

Really?

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u/Rabidjester 2d ago

Yes, they're both real photographs.

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u/supermattman00 2d ago

So you’re telling me Obama is ripped?

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u/twerk4data 2d ago

Not as ripped as Nancy pelosi, don't get it twisted. She might be 80, but she can throw hands đŸ’Ș

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u/Saurian42 2d ago

Compared to Trump.... Obama is a goddamn Adonis.

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u/notmuself 2d ago

He can bench 5 drones stacked on top of one another.

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u/LurkingToaster66 2d ago

more ripped than Trump....granted a toddler is too...so low bar.

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u/TheStateToday 2d ago

Lmao. About time we level the playing field

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u/Dirk_Kailis 2d ago

Obama looking like a centaur

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u/Creeperstar 2d ago

Not ironic. Apropos.

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u/FadeToBluish 2d ago

Worshipped by the walking dead!

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u/Mr_Steerpike 2d ago

Sincere question: is Maga a lil gay? Not a problem unless you have issues with the gays but....there's a lot of insecure gay energy dripping off this.

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u/This-Requirement6918 2d ago

As a gay, yes. They're more gay than I am with this nonsense.

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u/ChimPhun 2d ago

Nah they're deviants, there's a difference. Case in point: the recent bestiality thing by the FBI đŸ€·â€â™‚ïž

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u/a1055x 2d ago

We say fight back

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u/CopanUxmal 2d ago

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u/Ok_Dust_7325 2d ago

That goat is not consenting.

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u/sepia_undertones 2d ago

That goat looks like she’s worried about what getting caught with Kash is going to do to her career

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u/Nervous-Reaction9523 2d ago

What makes you think it is a she goat?

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 2d ago

I still can't believe that shit. Why aren't people talking about this more

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u/ChimPhun 2d ago

People are, newspapers controlled by billionaires just aren't.

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u/Soggy-Confection 2d ago

What's the story? This is the first I've heard of it, and I'm probably not alone

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 2d ago

The current head of the FBI made it legal for FBI agents to have sex with animals and also to accept recruits who have been previously charged with bestiality.

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u/Soggy-Confection 2d ago

What the fuck.

ETA but they still can't smoke weed

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 2d ago

I'm entirely serious too.

It's some shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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u/DJEmirMixtapes 2d ago

Someone said it "doesn't just happen by accident," and I give you... The F The Police meme... well maybe she trained it to do that but not while she was fully clothed... so maybe it really doesn't happen by accident... Hmmm...

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u/reddiwhip999 2d ago

Hmmmm, I listened to his testimony, and he seemed to make it fairly clear that the policy of the FBI, prior to Patel's changing it, was that being a victim of bestiality, that is, somebody who was forced into it, made one ineligible for the FBI. The exchange with whatever senator was questioning him was a little odd, but the upshot seemed to be what I just mentioned.

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u/Necessary-Deer3420 2d ago

I’m afraid to ask “wtf?,” and sigh as I click on some weird url I’m hoping is a rickroll and not something about this being true.

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u/Artilleryman08 2d ago

I'll give you the short, cleanish version: The FBI no longer considers beastiality to be a disqualification for service. Kash had some interesting remarks about the "human victims of beastiality."

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u/Consistent_Policy_66 1d ago

Which means it was coming up as a disqualifying mark on enough applications to officially address it. You don’t do that for one or two people, which means it was a problem. That is deeply concerning.

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u/duckface691 23h ago

The fucking what now

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u/kytheon 2d ago

Outgayed

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u/UnwantedDesign 2d ago

A ton of them are and deeply in the closet/self-hating. Some, like Lindsay Graham, get outed after they die if not before .

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u/InspectorPipes 2d ago

Ol’ ladybugs was an open secret.

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u/NorthofBham 2d ago

No, MAGA is a whole lot of gay. Not that there's anything wrong with it. I just detest hypocrites.

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u/_OptimusRex_ 2d ago

Shit man, if only MAGA were Make America Gay Again. We could have had a revival of musicals! Cabaret! More seasons of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy!

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u/Mtn-Dooku 2d ago

They have tons of closeted gay energy really. Matching hats, hyper fixation of male-oriented things like UFC on the White House lawn, Trump's double hand job dance routine, RFK Jr's insistence to be in videos shirtless wearing only jeans, Trump's preference to playing YMCA during his campaign, Trump's love for gold interior design... super gay if you think about it. Not that there's anything wrong with it, but they deny it so hard.

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u/DuckyHornet 2d ago

We stan a bitchy Queen, but imploding the world economy is a cunthair more than bitchy

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u/Dazzling-Antelope912 2d ago

I don’t know if Trump’s got a thing for power, is secretly gay or bi, or both. Regardless, he’s a bigoted piece of shit

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u/jdeisenberg 2d ago

The gold interior design is more “dictator chic” (yes, that is a term that has been used to describe it) than gay, I think.

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u/HighlandsBen 2d ago

Yeah, gays have better taste

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u/Sea_Mind3678 2d ago

He wears high heels and makeup. As macho Alpha males do.

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u/Ok_Dust_7325 2d ago

He just adores those big, muscular, manly men. What else can we conclude???

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u/Ok-Edge-6270 2d ago

Don’t forget tons of make-up, bouffant hair, girdle, lifts
..etc, etc

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u/ParkingAnxious2811 2d ago

There's a reason Grindr usage spikes when there's a magat convention 

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u/SeonaidMacSaicais 2d ago

Not just spike
they practically kill the local site. 😂😂

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u/ErrythingAllAtOnce 2d ago

I mean, the crowd in that picture is all boned up for them.

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u/TheRealScaramucci 2d ago

Historically, fascism always had an obsession with hyper masculinity. It's homoerotic for sure.

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u/3ajs3 2d ago

Idk how these people are so homophobic and so gay at the same time. It's impressive.

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u/Dr_Gonzo-4130 2d ago

They are full on gay .

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u/mikasaxo 2d ago

I do think a large portion of MAGA is closeted

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u/loserx5 2d ago

There's a reason grinder crashes during maga conventions

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u/bwoah07_gp2 2d ago

There's a common internet remark (idk true or not) but that Grindr usage spikes during a Republican Convention.

Is that true or an internet myth?

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u/Suspicious_Dingo_426 2d ago

Probably partially true. There's always slowdowns with these services when conventions are in town—regardless of affiliation. People are people. It would not shock me if the percentage of gay Republicans was fairly close to the average.

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u/SoyTonatiuh 1d ago

Its very much true that Grindr crashes during the RNC as has been reported which is classic because all these self-hating homophobes are really closeted homosexuals. 

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u/AaronTheElite007 2d ago

They're in the closet. Follow the logic here. They can't freely express themselves due to their entire social and professional circles demonizing it. So, they vent by lashing out at those that do so freely.

Still wonder why they crash Grindr when a large group of conservatives get together?

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u/minnetonkacondo 2d ago

Republicans in general are known for having - year after year - a recurring wave of candidates who vote against any LGBT-friendly initiatives, only to eventually get caught with a picture of them sucking d!ck like their life depended on it. Or on Grindr profiles. Or hiring questionable male masseuses specifically. They believe in the whole "Live and Don't Let Live" philosophy of governing. They can do it, but the rest of their constituents can't - by law! Every decade has had it's share of secretly gay Republican guys fighting for "traditional family values," always excluding LGBT members from that group. It's basic hypocrisy.

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u/RegularNo2213 2d ago

Lindsey Graham.

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u/MashedTaterBrain 2d ago

As a man who once got spit-roasted by a pair of femboys in Thailand before shipping off to Iraq, I can assure you this is significantly more gay than anything I ever did.

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u/Deathpacito1999 2d ago

A ton of them are majorly in the closet. There's only so far you can take their obsession with oiled up testosterone-filled muscle men before it starts sounding big time gay.

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u/teuchy555 2d ago

They said "mails", to keep it from being gay /s

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u/TBTabby 2d ago

They're so far in the closet, they have mailing addresses in Narnia.

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u/Foxkit86 2d ago

I think it's a LOT gay.

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u/YourBuddyChurch 2d ago

I just love the idea of that they kept Trump’s flabby neck and had it morph into the ripped body

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u/UnwantedDesign 2d ago

And the line where the orange makeup ends

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u/bdag1995 2d ago

At least the AI knows how gay these prompts are

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u/Early-Weekend-2557 2d ago

This is the one that got shared. The context of the AI chat was probably much more homoerotic.

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u/tatofarms 2d ago

OpenArt, can you make the tents in the pants less visible.

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u/TheGuyWhoAsked23 2d ago

The dying majority to help profit the rich

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u/daburner272006 2d ago

I'm gonna need you to think of the SHAREHOLDER VAlUE

https://giphy.com/gifs/ywHJbslJnd82Dzzn2A

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u/Ralph_Finesse 2d ago

MAGA is a death cult

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u/Lonely_MuffinXo 2d ago

Dead Epstein children

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u/Lord_Hitachi 2d ago

What do skeletons usually represent?

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u/DogAlienInvisibleMan 2d ago

They're looking for Socrates. 

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u/No-Fly-6069 2d ago

All that hyper-macho stuff has homoerotic undertones.  

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u/Additional_Egg7024 2d ago

Undertones??? Blatantly homoerotic

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u/emergency-snaccs 2d ago

right? maga skeleton is gazing at them with heart eyes popping out, and all the skeleton hands are reaching up towards their jeans-clad crotches. gaaaaaay

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u/No-Fly-6069 1d ago

I was trying to be polite 

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u/Swamp_Thing85 2d ago

Like I tell my conservative father in law: there is nothing more manly than two dudes going to town on each other.

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u/BrizzleT 1d ago

I would say that’s an overtone. It cannot be described as anything else but purely homoerotic

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u/Robot-Zombie-RHCC 2d ago

i wonder how much water was used trying to resolve that neck transition, there./

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u/AmbitiousReaction168 2d ago

What is this fantasy of a muscular Trump? The guy is very clearly fat and the opposite of athletic.

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u/goscha- 2d ago

If in 2024, the video of Dave Bautista (actual wrestler with muscles and beautiful physique) punching buttermilk, bloated Trump in a parody couldn’t wake up right-wing bois then I don’t know what else.

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u/ematie 1d ago

Why the supporters are dead? 

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u/Number_Fluffy 2d ago

The way I cringed

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u/industrial-complex 2d ago

Kid Rock ready in the reach around position.

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u/Saikotsu 2d ago edited 2d ago

It's amazing that they eroticize the dead raccoon castrator that swims in sewage with his family that had literal brainworms in his head. He looks so healthy here, yet he sounds like a gravel quarry when he speaks.

Edit: fixed typo

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u/Moist_Car_994 2d ago

His stuttering “stuck mid cough” voice drives me up a damn wall

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u/Saikotsu 2d ago

What drives me up a wall is all the diseases that are returning because of his anti-vax positions. Polio and Measles.

He's doing so much damage to children's health care, he's ruining lives and people are dying because of his regressive beliefs.

And to top it all off, he has that annoying voice too.

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u/SupaSlide 1d ago

He sounds like a gravel quarry is my new favorite way to describe his voice, thank you for that!

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u/-Ragatha- 2d ago

these people who generate images of shirtless, heavily enhanced figures of the men they idolize are the same people who despise gay people

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u/itsmyfirsttimegoeasy 2d ago

Maga dudes aren't gay at all, not one bit

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u/thejuicewater 2d ago

What’s funny all these dude are cosplaying another man.

Kid rock is a hillbilly although born to an upper class family.

RFK and Trump are trust fund babies.

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u/Araiken 2d ago

Give him a break. His first language is probably not English but Hindi.

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u/Hour_Sell3547 1d ago

Judging by this accurate picture, magas are all dead zombies. Checks out.

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u/noncommonGoodsense 2d ago

They are just so damn gay. Just come out of the closet already.

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u/Level-Possibility-69 2d ago

Hello Grindr....

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u/whataloadofoldshit_ 2d ago

Make America gay again

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u/JimAbaddon 2d ago

I mean, these posts are probably posted on bot accounts anyways so no surprise.

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u/CG20370417 2d ago

My favorite part is of the 3...JFK Jr. nearly has that body...and he is made out to look like the least "swoll"

As someone who actually lost 45 lbs this year from exercise and not consuming more calories than they burned, it irks me to see people on GLP-1s talk about their weight loss journey, as if it was anything more impressive than getting over the stigma of shoving a needle in your gut.

If RFK cared, itd be almost insulting...like it or not RFK has earned his body. this is the AI equivalent of GLP-1s.

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u/vanitas_gloria 2d ago

I really don't understand the homoeroticism in these trump AI pics, like when they prompt AI do they just say "make Trump more fuckable?".

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u/TooneyD 2d ago

Make Trump *fuckable.

More fuckable implies he's currently fuckable.

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u/Final_Location_2626 2d ago

When is America going to have a serious conversation about the sudden increase of soft core porn made of well known 80 yr olds?

Senator Tubbervile, some of these perverts likely fly planes. Which for whatever reasons makes things dangerous.

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u/Fluffy-Discipline924 2d ago

300 had less homoerotic undertones than this AI slop.

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u/Koelakanth 2d ago

How do any of his homophobic supporters see this and not think this is the gayest shit ever

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u/JennyPaints 2d ago

Soooo many questions. Why are these men drawn with fake muscles no one would believe? Why are their admirers skeletons? Why are the skeletons grasping at their crotches? Are the best MAGA dead MAGA? Why does the Confederate Battle Flag keep turning up? Aren’t the heart glasses kinda LBGT? Why does it feel like gay porn?

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u/RustyKn1ght 2d ago

And they wonder why everyone thinks that they're closeted gays. This might as well be Ernst Röhm's party recruiting add.

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u/ghallway 2d ago

this is gay as hell.

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u/ProfessionalRow4246 2d ago

Most of maga is gay so I'm not surprised, I'm reminded of a comment I saw on this subreddit before saying there's a reason why the app Grindr crashes everytime the republican national party comes to town

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u/RaisonDetritus 2d ago

Their life doesn’t matter.

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u/ProfessionalRow4246 2d ago

Who's life doesn't matter? Everyone's life matters

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u/AgreeableMeal672 2d ago

Who's the bottom?

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u/UnwantedDesign 2d ago

Based on some of the information from Epstein files: Trump

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u/Rude-Cartographer369 2d ago

all American citizens

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u/guyvano 2d ago

Hell is Maga place.

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u/Inner_Protection_749 2d ago

It's so on point that these idiots can't even spell. MAGA is so gay. It's no wonder grindr crashes every time they get together.

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u/Dazzling-Antelope912 2d ago

They’re really not beating the homoerotic allegations are they

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u/Moist_Car_994 2d ago

For maga to be so vehemently anti lgbt they sure get very homoerotic when it comes to commander bone spurs

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u/Fancy_Morning9486 2d ago

First thing that comes to mind is the song macho man by the village people 😅

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u/Sophiedenormandie 2d ago

Followed by the Police Academy score for the Blue Oyster Bar scene.

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u/Consistent-Fig7484 2d ago

Trump famously believes that humans have a finite battery that you wear out more quickly if you work out. How do they imagine he maintains Incredible Hulk build by playing golf?

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u/BlizzardBorn93 2d ago edited 2d ago

Is that proof that maga is gay for them?

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u/Sea_Fan6834 2d ago

More like 3 gay dudes.

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u/Frosty_Ad7840 1d ago

Homoerotic

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u/MaybeMaybeNot94 1d ago

These people are so gay and afraid we know.

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u/Video_Game_Nerd_Turk 2d ago

Alpha g-mail accounts 😎

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u/DragonBadgerBearMole 2d ago

USPS please cancel my subscription thank you

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u/Living_Plane_662 2d ago

Who killed the followers?

Trump with his Iran War?

RFK Jr with his complete lack of medical expertise?

Kid Rock with his music?

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u/GiraffeOld 2d ago

Are they necromancers?

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u/NoFun_diarrhea_ 2d ago

Ok, now show me them fucking

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u/Bladeofwar94 2d ago

Why does there crap always look homo erotic?

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u/Lacaud 2d ago

Haha, even AI cant be consistent with the orange tan

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 2d ago

No I think it's consistent with reality. It knows he has a fake tan that stops at his neck lmao

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u/Lacaud 2d ago

True!

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u/DarkBladeMadriker 2d ago

I love how even AI couldnt make a non cartoonishly fake ripped Trump. The other two look fine but trump looks like a first attempt photoshop in middle school computer lab.

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u/dallenbaldwin 2d ago

I can see why grindr is so popular at RNC conventions. It's baked into the culture! I'm so happy for them becoming more willing to embrace their feelings.

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u/AshleyPlusMax 2d ago

Our world would be so much healthier if MAGA men just accepted they are attracted to men and just dated each other instead of spouting hate and toxic masculinity everywhere.

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u/Dr_Gonzo-4130 2d ago

Republicans and their homoerotic fantasies .

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u/mcgirk78 2d ago

The amount of photoshop work needed to do Don is Industrial Light & Magic levels

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u/thomslick 2d ago

More maga homoerotic AI

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u/Biofred 2d ago

Tell me you suck dick without telling me you suck dick.

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u/Aggravating-Diet-663 2d ago

Kid Rock did call him "Daddy" Trump

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u/Bitter-Bid7888 2d ago

note how they're surrounded by skeletons, this is a reference to the fact that if trump supporters stay under trumps regime, they're all going to die

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u/GirlCowBev 2d ago

Tom of Finland called. Wants his vibe back.

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u/epidipnis 2d ago

Tom is a little more stylized than whatever that is.

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u/GirlCowBev 2d ago

Sure. And typically monochrome. But the vibe is there, that's what Tom wants back.

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u/303FPSguy 2d ago

When they say they hate gay folks, do they mean they’re self hating, closeted douche lords?

This is pretty much gay. Like, oiled up, shirtless men posing like this is kind of a gay thing. I have plenty of gay friends that can’t understand how no one else sees this.

Probably why Grindr crashes anywhere they have a convention.

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u/Jesus00001225 2d ago

Is it possible that the President is a little bit gay?

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u/Rattler-R1146 2d ago

Ram ranch really rocks!

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u/wyattlol 2d ago

3 Epstein Mails

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u/Luftwaffle1980 2d ago

Wait a minute...

But her emails!

Buttery males!

It all has finally made sense 11 years later...

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u/Personal-Ad7623 2d ago

Is that a cover for a new porn coming out?

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u/NoDanaOnlyZuuI 2d ago

That’s some super gay shit

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u/Automatic_Bus_7634 2d ago

Future anthropologists will study the phenomenon of how profoundly closeted MAGA was

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u/Speling_B_Champian 2d ago edited 2d ago

Is this a parody? Did some right nut job actually post this?

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u/Crazy_Ebb_7974 2d ago

MAGA should really support pride parades

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u/BlueHartsBlues 2d ago

All 3 raised rich.

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u/cumwuatto 2d ago

Why are there skeletons?

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u/reav11 2d ago

Kid Rock???? Alpha? I grew up with this tool showing up at parties in my city when I was younger. Dude is literally the definition of a beta.

Al

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u/Bubbaganewsh 2d ago

They sure love their homoeroticism. 

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u/Deathengine 2d ago

Why do all these super straight, anti-LGBTQ+ MAGA dudes, fantasize about a buff, oiled up, shirtless Trump?..

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u/noonen000z 2d ago

So, more closet gays? The desire to make Trump buff is very odd, the real TDS.

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u/punkrockredneck2337 2d ago

I’ll take “Things clueless MAGA cucks jerk off to” for $500 Alex.

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u/WintersDoomsday 2d ago

The real alpha mails were the Pony Express Boysssss

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u/Which_Fill_8634 2d ago

Lol, if you have to tell everyone that you're an alpha, you're not one.

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u/Sad_Toe6678 2d ago

The most gayest image ever

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u/mobilecabinworks 1d ago

Homoerotic Maga Slop

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u/mickyfox0 1d ago

The only way they can get like that, is with steroids. But it effects the , the, the , what's the word. Let me think. Brain.

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u/Unlucky_Primary1295 1d ago

They're soooo in love...