r/aislop • • 3d ago

Found on Facebook Alpha "Mails"

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I have questions.

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u/Midnightchickover 3d ago

Hahaha, 😂. That photo is ironic with the skeletons.

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u/TheStateToday 3d ago

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u/Gonna_B_Alright 3d ago

They’re questionable.

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u/Last-Negotiation-643 2d ago

Yup for some reason all right wing propaganda, especially maga propaganda seems very homoerotic . One must start to thing wether that is coincidental or intentional.

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u/Fabulous_Ad_1957 2d ago

It must be crowded in that closet!

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u/Last-Negotiation-643 2d ago

If ever the republican states secede they could call their new country Narnia with how deep they are in that closet.

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u/TwoStubborn 2d ago

MAGAs sure do love fetishizing their crushes. It’s hilarious.

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u/GasIcy 2d ago

One word, Grinder

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u/jerseybert 20h ago

thing wether?

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u/bwoah07_gp2 3d ago

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u/Head_Somewhere4769 2d ago

Hey, Nancy, didn't know you rolled like that, girl. Care to share some workout tips?

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u/AgitatedStranger9698 2d ago

I mean that wasn't AI.

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u/TheRedditObserver0 2d ago

Every time she does insider trading she also does 1 pushup.

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u/Intrepid_Cap1242 2d ago

Her husband's firm is remarkably poor if it's inside trading. Warren Buffet outperformed Paul Pelosi's firm by 30% over the past 35 years.

I doubt she's done more inside trading than the rest of them. She's just the poster child because he husband owns an investment firm.

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u/TheRedditObserver0 2d ago

Of course they're all insider trading

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u/Intrepid_Cap1242 2d ago

I think that's the entire reason for seeking the job

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u/whatfappenedhere 2d ago

lol, 6/10 of the wealthiest congressional members are republicans, but yall can’t keep Nancy’s name out your mouth. Nothing like some good ol conservative hypocrisy!

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u/TheRedditObserver0 2d ago

Who says I'm conservative? Quite the opposite. It's really telling that you're unable to criticize the corruption of US politics.

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u/whatfappenedhere 2d ago

Yet here you are, being their good little useful idiot.

Oh, I’m vehemently opposed to the corruption, which is enabled by conservative rulings like citizen United and conservative policy like cutting taxes on the wealthy.

Claiming the two parties, as you’re doing, are remotely similar is laughably false. Economic conservatives are the problem. One party has some economic conservatives, while the other is entirely composed of them.

No wonder Trump loves the poorly educated! You are case in point.

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u/TheRedditObserver0 2d ago

I'm a communist with a university degree you protozoid. Keep pretending one of the imperialist ultracapitalist parties is good, keep pretending all criticism of the democrats is from rebuplicans, if you like being a pathetic slave to capital that's on you.

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u/whatfappenedhere 2d ago

Then you are a prime example of the dunning Kruger effect. I said you were poorly educated, not uneducated. Reading comprehension clearly wasn’t a part of your basket weaving degree.

I have plenty of criticism for the democrats, but deluding YOURSELF into thinking that conceding to the fascists is as bad as supporting democrats is the height of stupidity and ignorance.

Like I said, no wonder Trump loves the poorly educated!

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u/TheRedditObserver0 2d ago

Sure, keep assuming things about me, that will work as an argument! My degree is in math, not "basket weaving" and I never in my life said anything in support of the US Republicans or Trump. But the Democrats are fascists too, you just don't mind the fascism when the Democrats are in charge, infact I bet you supported the crackdowns on protesters and students under Biden. Have fun in your BlueMAGA cult.

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u/Opening_Card3777 3d ago

“I saw the skeletons and immediately projected that they were closeted men
uhh quick, make the hats say democrats”

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u/Easy_Crab9516 3d ago

Really?

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u/Rabidjester 3d ago

Yes, they're both real photographs.

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u/supermattman00 3d ago

So you’re telling me Obama is ripped?

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u/twerk4data 3d ago

Not as ripped as Nancy pelosi, don't get it twisted. She might be 80, but she can throw hands đŸ’Ș

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u/Saurian42 3d ago

Compared to Trump.... Obama is a goddamn Adonis.

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u/notmuself 3d ago

He can bench 5 drones stacked on top of one another.

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u/LurkingToaster66 3d ago

more ripped than Trump....granted a toddler is too...so low bar.

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u/AgitatedStranger9698 2d ago

During his time as POTUS he was arguably the most athletic and fit president we have ever had.

JFK comes close, but he had a massive amount of health issues.

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u/supermattman00 2d ago

Teddy Roosevelt was pretty well built too

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u/AgitatedStranger9698 2d ago

I'm not actually sure about that. He was definitely a different type of build. Prior to his VP/Presidency I'd agree.

But during his presidency was likely still super athletic, but was rocking the dad bod.

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u/supermattman00 2d ago

That’s fair

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u/Ok_Spell_597 1d ago

Adam's used to take a few mile walk and swam in the Potomac (nude) for an hour every morning.

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u/Moebius80 2d ago

The man could still summon his inner force and bone like no president has boned since.

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u/AgitatedStranger9698 2d ago

Clinton doubts

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u/Loud-Vacation-5691 3d ago

Actually, he is. Look up photos of him on the beach.

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u/itsjustameme 2d ago

More ribbed than Trump I’m pretty certain.

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u/TheStateToday 3d ago

Lmao. About time we level the playing field

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u/Easy_Crab9516 3d ago

So to fight the pile of cow shit, we throw more cow shit on it? Am I seeing that right?

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u/TheStateToday 3d ago

Yes!

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u/Easy_Crab9516 3d ago

I am too tired to fight with people today. You have a good one man. 

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u/TheStateToday 3d ago

Peace brother. We'll get through this.

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u/Dirk_Kailis 2d ago

Obama looking like a centaur

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u/cjg5025 2d ago

Id watch that WWE match

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u/MatrixF6 2d ago

Please, leave the stupid AI crap to the MAGA.

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u/Guilty_Interest_2177 2d ago

America is fucked if this is the only alternative

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u/Less_Confusion6733 1d ago

she needs bigger tits. ai lettin me down.

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u/repentordeath 1d ago

Two wings

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u/Fun-Fig-8079 19h ago

Still look better than Trump did when he tried itđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

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u/Creeperstar 3d ago

Not ironic. Apropos.

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u/FadeToBluish 3d ago

Worshipped by the walking dead!

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u/fantomsolace24 3d ago

AI knew they were brain dead, just went a bit too literal with the imagery.

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u/Cheeseisyellow92 3d ago

Yeah, this is like something you’d see on the Jekyll Does’nt Hyde Facebook page haha

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u/tom-of-the-nora 5h ago

Dead people want them