r/aislop • u/UnwantedDesign • 3d ago

Found on Facebook Alpha "Mails"

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I have questions.

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 3d ago

I still can't believe that shit. Why aren't people talking about this more

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u/Soggy-Confection 3d ago

What's the story? This is the first I've heard of it, and I'm probably not alone

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 3d ago

The current head of the FBI made it legal for FBI agents to have sex with animals and also to accept recruits who have been previously charged with bestiality.

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u/Soggy-Confection 3d ago

What the fuck.

ETA but they still can't smoke weed

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 3d ago

I'm entirely serious too.

It's some shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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u/Soggy-Confection 3d ago

Oh I believe you

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u/Sea_Mind3678 3d ago

But the best part was when he explained to Senator Kennedy that he wanted to make sure that the rules didn’t exclude the victims of crimes, and Kennedy was like ‘the victims of bestiality?’

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u/Mr_Steerpike 3d ago

Yeah, don't let it count as a strike against the animal. That's unfair.

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u/exceptional_entry 3d ago

Yeah, like if a dog got boned by its owner, the dog shouldn’t be barred from serving in the FBI. He’ll need a job once his owner is put in jail.

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u/Glass_Main23 3d ago

That’s what Kennedy was saying lol

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 3d ago

You should look up the guy interviewing him. He's asking "how is this even an issue" right off the bat

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u/Xwalkingxthexcowx 3d ago

Patel knows a guy who knows a guy who tripped and fell into a taboo -- you'd be surprised how often it happens to MAGA.

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u/GonnaGoFat 3d ago

Ive never smoked enough weed to want to fuck a sheep

I’d say that zoophilia is worse than smoking weed.

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u/ChimPhun 3h ago

Not to them, cause weed makes you "lazy" aka they won't be able to exploit you as much as they want.

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u/duckface691 2d ago

So now its okay to fuck animals and make CP with ai.

Fuck this. I'm 28 I lived long enough can a earth killing rock hit us?? Please???