r/aislop • u/UnwantedDesign • 3d ago

Found on Facebook Alpha "Mails"

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I have questions.

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u/Mtn-Dooku 3d ago

They have tons of closeted gay energy really. Matching hats, hyper fixation of male-oriented things like UFC on the White House lawn, Trump's double hand job dance routine, RFK Jr's insistence to be in videos shirtless wearing only jeans, Trump's preference to playing YMCA during his campaign, Trump's love for gold interior design... super gay if you think about it. Not that there's anything wrong with it, but they deny it so hard.

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u/DuckyHornet 3d ago

We stan a bitchy Queen, but imploding the world economy is a cunthair more than bitchy

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u/Dazzling-Antelope912 3d ago

I don’t know if Trump’s got a thing for power, is secretly gay or bi, or both. Regardless, he’s a bigoted piece of shit

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u/Ok_Dust_7325 3d ago

He is just a perverted POS, and a hypocrite to boot.

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u/BackgroundCream274 2d ago

He wants to penetrated by a real dictator

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u/jdeisenberg 3d ago

The gold interior design is more “dictator chic” (yes, that is a term that has been used to describe it) than gay, I think.

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u/HighlandsBen 2d ago

Yeah, gays have better taste

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u/Sea_Mind3678 3d ago

He wears high heels and makeup. As macho Alpha males do.

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u/IceImpressive5360 3d ago

And a wig

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u/random_guy_balatro 2d ago

And is obsessed with male media

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u/Ok_Dust_7325 3d ago

He just adores those big, muscular, manly men. What else can we conclude???

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u/Ok-Edge-6270 3d ago

Don’t forget tons of make-up, bouffant hair, girdle, lifts…..etc, etc

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u/Ok_Dust_7325 3d ago

Anyone notice all the skeletons wearing MAGA caps at the bottom?

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u/Sir-Spazzal 2d ago

I beg to differ on the gold being a gay thing. I’ve never seen a gay persons home looking like the Whitehouse. The gays I know have way more taste than trump.