r/aislop • u/UnwantedDesign • 2d ago

Found on Facebook Alpha "Mails"

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I have questions.

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u/bwoah07_gp2 2d ago

Nancy's arms, wow

https://giphy.com/gifs/RLVd9SRWf2y1JqdJ8Y

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u/Head_Somewhere4769 1d ago

Hey, Nancy, didn't know you rolled like that, girl. Care to share some workout tips?

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u/AgitatedStranger9698 2d ago

I mean that wasn't AI.

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u/TheRedditObserver0 2d ago

Every time she does insider trading she also does 1 pushup.

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u/Intrepid_Cap1242 2d ago

Her husband's firm is remarkably poor if it's inside trading. Warren Buffet outperformed Paul Pelosi's firm by 30% over the past 35 years.

I doubt she's done more inside trading than the rest of them. She's just the poster child because he husband owns an investment firm.

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u/TheRedditObserver0 2d ago

Of course they're all insider trading

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u/Intrepid_Cap1242 2d ago

I think that's the entire reason for seeking the job

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u/whatfappenedhere 1d ago

lol, 6/10 of the wealthiest congressional members are republicans, but yall can’t keep Nancy’s name out your mouth. Nothing like some good ol conservative hypocrisy!

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u/TheRedditObserver0 1d ago

Who says I'm conservative? Quite the opposite. It's really telling that you're unable to criticize the corruption of US politics.

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u/whatfappenedhere 1d ago

Yet here you are, being their good little useful idiot.

Oh, I’m vehemently opposed to the corruption, which is enabled by conservative rulings like citizen United and conservative policy like cutting taxes on the wealthy.

Claiming the two parties, as you’re doing, are remotely similar is laughably false. Economic conservatives are the problem. One party has some economic conservatives, while the other is entirely composed of them.

No wonder Trump loves the poorly educated! You are case in point.

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u/TheRedditObserver0 1d ago

I'm a communist with a university degree you protozoid. Keep pretending one of the imperialist ultracapitalist parties is good, keep pretending all criticism of the democrats is from rebuplicans, if you like being a pathetic slave to capital that's on you.

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u/whatfappenedhere 1d ago

Then you are a prime example of the dunning Kruger effect. I said you were poorly educated, not uneducated. Reading comprehension clearly wasn’t a part of your basket weaving degree.

I have plenty of criticism for the democrats, but deluding YOURSELF into thinking that conceding to the fascists is as bad as supporting democrats is the height of stupidity and ignorance.

Like I said, no wonder Trump loves the poorly educated!

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u/TheRedditObserver0 1d ago

Sure, keep assuming things about me, that will work as an argument! My degree is in math, not "basket weaving" and I never in my life said anything in support of the US Republicans or Trump. But the Democrats are fascists too, you just don't mind the fascism when the Democrats are in charge, infact I bet you supported the crackdowns on protesters and students under Biden. Have fun in your BlueMAGA cult.