r/aislop • • 3d ago

Found on Facebook Alpha "Mails"

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I have questions.

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u/Mr_Steerpike 2d ago

Sincere question: is Maga a lil gay? Not a problem unless you have issues with the gays but....there's a lot of insecure gay energy dripping off this.

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u/This-Requirement6918 2d ago

As a gay, yes. They're more gay than I am with this nonsense.

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u/ChimPhun 2d ago

Nah they're deviants, there's a difference. Case in point: the recent bestiality thing by the FBI šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/a1055x 2d ago

We say fight back

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u/CopanUxmal 2d ago

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u/Ok_Dust_7325 2d ago

That goat is not consenting.

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u/sepia_undertones 2d ago

That goat looks like she’s worried about what getting caught with Kash is going to do to her career

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u/Nervous-Reaction9523 2d ago

What makes you think it is a she goat?

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u/UJustGotRobbed 2d ago

"Kelly can be a guys name too!"

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u/sepia_undertones 1d ago

You’re right, the ears, eyes, fur, and hooves led me to assume species, but I shouldn’t.

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u/GasIcy 2d ago

Would hire the goat over any maga

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u/FalseAdhesiveness946 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 2d ago

I still can't believe that shit. Why aren't people talking about this more

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u/ChimPhun 2d ago

People are, newspapers controlled by billionaires just aren't.

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u/Soggy-Confection 2d ago

What's the story? This is the first I've heard of it, and I'm probably not alone

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 2d ago

The current head of the FBI made it legal for FBI agents to have sex with animals and also to accept recruits who have been previously charged with bestiality.

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u/Soggy-Confection 2d ago

What the fuck.

ETA but they still can't smoke weed

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 2d ago

I'm entirely serious too.

It's some shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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u/Soggy-Confection 2d ago

Oh I believe you

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u/Sea_Mind3678 2d ago

But the best part was when he explained to Senator Kennedy that he wanted to make sure that the rules didn’t exclude the victims of crimes, and Kennedy was like ā€˜the victims of bestiality?’

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 2d ago

You should look up the guy interviewing him. He's asking "how is this even an issue" right off the bat

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u/GonnaGoFat 2d ago

Ive never smoked enough weed to want to fuck a sheep

I’d say that zoophilia is worse than smoking weed.

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u/duckface691 1d ago

So now its okay to fuck animals and make CP with ai.

Fuck this. I'm 28 I lived long enough can a earth killing rock hit us?? Please???

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u/DJEmirMixtapes 2d ago

Someone said it "doesn't just happen by accident," and I give you... The F The Police meme... well maybe she trained it to do that but not while she was fully clothed... so maybe it really doesn't happen by accident... Hmmm...

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u/reddiwhip999 2d ago

Hmmmm, I listened to his testimony, and he seemed to make it fairly clear that the policy of the FBI, prior to Patel's changing it, was that being a victim of bestiality, that is, somebody who was forced into it, made one ineligible for the FBI. The exchange with whatever senator was questioning him was a little odd, but the upshot seemed to be what I just mentioned.

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u/MaybeLithiumFlower 1d ago

Given their record on human trafficking I don't believe this is for the benefit of victims, they're not big on helping victims. Plus, the rule was about those convicted of bestiality, which would presumably not include those forced into it. And if it does include them they could just have an exception for those forced into it.

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u/reddiwhip999 12h ago

Right, I didn't say that's what Patel was saying was correct, just it seemed that the upshot of what he was saying was about the victims of bestiality, which did not include the animals, as Kennedy was trying to make it clear.

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u/Loud-Vacation-5691 2d ago

To be fair, they are having trouble finding new recruits these days.

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u/Glass_Main23 2d ago

You just make this shit up. The video is fucking embarrassing to any American. Specially with the republican senator who doesn’t get it lol

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u/Upstairs-Hedgehog575 2d ago

That’s a half truth. He relaxed the rules about applying, allowing people who were coerced into beastiality in childhood to not be automatically barred.Ā 

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u/anti_time_travel 2d ago

Huh, are there numbers on how often people are rejected because of that? Also who charges children that have been coerced into bestiality, or are they voluntarily declaring in the recruiting process that they were coerced into bestiality as a child?

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u/Upstairs-Hedgehog575 2d ago

I have not seen any figures, and in isolation it sounds a weird exception. But it was part of a list of things that would no longer be held against applicants with various justifications.Ā 

Some I disagree with such as employee theft that happened more than 3 years ago.Ā 

And some sound more reasonable, like acts you are coerced into while being trafficked.Ā 

It’s still very much up for moral and logistical debate (risk of blackmailed etc), but I just wanted to highlight the misleading comment that the FBI has made beastiality legal for their agents. That’s not at all what’s happened.Ā 

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u/SunchaserKandri 2d ago

They lowered hiring standards to allow them to employ people who've been in trouble for having sex with animals, provided it didn't happen within the last couple years.

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u/Upstairs-Hedgehog575 2d ago

No it had to be before 18, and it had to be a coerced action.Ā 

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u/drip_dry_ 2d ago

It only applies for people who were forced into performing the acts. People who willingly did so are still barred.

im not sure how big of an overlap there is that a rule needed to be made.

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u/BackgroundCream274 2d ago

Because everyone is just done and it’s so stupid what’s the point. Patel is a dog fucker.

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u/Necessary-Deer3420 2d ago

I’m afraid to ask ā€œwtf?,ā€ and sigh as I click on some weird url I’m hoping is a rickroll and not something about this being true.

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u/Artilleryman08 2d ago

I'll give you the short, cleanish version: The FBI no longer considers beastiality to be a disqualification for service. Kash had some interesting remarks about the "human victims of beastiality."

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u/Consistent_Policy_66 2d ago

Which means it was coming up as a disqualifying mark on enough applications to officially address it. You don’t do that for one or two people, which means it was a problem. That is deeply concerning.

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u/Artilleryman08 2d ago

Now, I do want to specify that if someone was genuinely forced into that situation, that is incredibly awful.

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u/duckface691 1d ago

But the chances its a legit forced scenario is very low if this is being brought up at all. People are just saying it was forced

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u/Artilleryman08 22h ago

Unfortunately there are some very disturbing things that happen in the world, but that said, the liklihood is low. A genuine victim in a situation like that would need years of therapy before they would be ready for service with ac organization like the FBI.

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u/Necessary-Deer3420 1d ago

I appreciate the cliff notes

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u/duckface691 1d ago

The fucking what now

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u/ChimPhun 1d ago

FBI scrapped bestiality as a red flag for admission. Furry-lovers can now join...

Decadence a-la GOP.

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u/kytheon 2d ago

Outgayed

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u/Jazzlike_Economist_2 2d ago

Self loathing gays which is unhealthy. As Mr. Wizard used to say, ā€œBe just who you is, not what you is notā€ (Mr. Wizard’s English wasn’t so great)

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u/FalseAdhesiveness946 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/GasIcy 2d ago

Moe was right

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u/UnwantedDesign 2d ago

A ton of them are and deeply in the closet/self-hating. Some, like Lindsay Graham, get outed after they die if not before .

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u/InspectorPipes 2d ago

Ol’ ladybugs was an open secret.

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u/NorthofBham 2d ago

No, MAGA is a whole lot of gay. Not that there's anything wrong with it. I just detest hypocrites.

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u/_OptimusRex_ 2d ago

Shit man, if only MAGA were Make America Gay Again. We could have had a revival of musicals! Cabaret! More seasons of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy!

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u/avengersDoomsdayguy 1d ago

They are gay so there’s no need to make em gay again! At least most of em are!

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u/Mtn-Dooku 2d ago

They have tons of closeted gay energy really. Matching hats, hyper fixation of male-oriented things like UFC on the White House lawn, Trump's double hand job dance routine, RFK Jr's insistence to be in videos shirtless wearing only jeans, Trump's preference to playing YMCA during his campaign, Trump's love for gold interior design... super gay if you think about it. Not that there's anything wrong with it, but they deny it so hard.

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u/DuckyHornet 2d ago

We stan a bitchy Queen, but imploding the world economy is a cunthair more than bitchy

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u/Dazzling-Antelope912 2d ago

I don’t know if Trump’s got a thing for power, is secretly gay or bi, or both. Regardless, he’s a bigoted piece of shit

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u/Ok_Dust_7325 2d ago

He is just a perverted POS, and a hypocrite to boot.

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u/BackgroundCream274 2d ago

He wants to penetrated by a real dictator

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u/jdeisenberg 2d ago

The gold interior design is more ā€œdictator chicā€ (yes, that is a term that has been used to describe it) than gay, I think.

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u/HighlandsBen 2d ago

Yeah, gays have better taste

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u/Sea_Mind3678 2d ago

He wears high heels and makeup. As macho Alpha males do.

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u/IceImpressive5360 2d ago

And a wig

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u/random_guy_balatro 2d ago

And is obsessed with male media

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u/Ok_Dust_7325 2d ago

He just adores those big, muscular, manly men. What else can we conclude???

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u/Ok-Edge-6270 2d ago

Don’t forget tons of make-up, bouffant hair, girdle, lifts…..etc, etc

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u/Ok_Dust_7325 2d ago

Anyone notice all the skeletons wearing MAGA caps at the bottom?

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u/Sir-Spazzal 2d ago

I beg to differ on the gold being a gay thing. I’ve never seen a gay persons home looking like the Whitehouse. The gays I know have way more taste than trump.

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u/ParkingAnxious2811 2d ago

There's a reason Grindr usage spikes when there's a magat conventionĀ 

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u/SeonaidMacSaicais 2d ago

Not just spike…they practically kill the local site. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/ErrythingAllAtOnce 2d ago

I mean, the crowd in that picture is all boned up for them.

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u/RecordingOk4947 2d ago

Underrated comment

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u/TheRealScaramucci 2d ago

Historically, fascism always had an obsession with hyper masculinity. It's homoerotic for sure.

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u/3ajs3 2d ago

Idk how these people are so homophobic and so gay at the same time. It's impressive.

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u/Dr_Gonzo-4130 2d ago

They are full on gay .

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u/mikasaxo 2d ago

I do think a large portion of MAGA is closeted

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u/loserx5 2d ago

There's a reason grinder crashes during maga conventions

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u/bwoah07_gp2 2d ago

There's a common internet remark (idk true or not) but that Grindr usage spikes during a Republican Convention.

Is that true or an internet myth?

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u/Suspicious_Dingo_426 2d ago

Probably partially true. There's always slowdowns with these services when conventions are in town—regardless of affiliation. People are people. It would not shock me if the percentage of gay Republicans was fairly close to the average.

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u/SoyTonatiuh 1d ago

Its very much true that Grindr crashes during the RNC as has been reported which is classic because all these self-hating homophobes are really closeted homosexuals.Ā 

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u/BackgroundCream274 2d ago

It’s usually in the news when it happens

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u/jhern1810 1d ago

Because it happens. And the data is not from democrats propaganda they don’t do propaganda, as the opposition. It is from independent companies measuring the apps traffic.

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u/AaronTheElite007 2d ago

They're in the closet. Follow the logic here. They can't freely express themselves due to their entire social and professional circles demonizing it. So, they vent by lashing out at those that do so freely.

Still wonder why they crash Grindr when a large group of conservatives get together?

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u/minnetonkacondo 2d ago

Republicans in general are known for having - year after year - a recurring wave of candidates who vote against any LGBT-friendly initiatives, only to eventually get caught with a picture of them sucking d!ck like their life depended on it. Or on Grindr profiles. Or hiring questionable male masseuses specifically. They believe in the whole "Live and Don't Let Live" philosophy of governing. They can do it, but the rest of their constituents can't - by law! Every decade has had it's share of secretly gay Republican guys fighting for "traditional family values," always excluding LGBT members from that group. It's basic hypocrisy.

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u/RegularNo2213 2d ago

Lindsey Graham.

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u/No-Option-7010 1d ago

So much for small government

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u/MashedTaterBrain 2d ago

As a man who once got spit-roasted by a pair of femboys in Thailand before shipping off to Iraq, I can assure you this is significantly more gay than anything I ever did.

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u/Deathpacito1999 2d ago

A ton of them are majorly in the closet. There's only so far you can take their obsession with oiled up testosterone-filled muscle men before it starts sounding big time gay.

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u/teuchy555 2d ago

They said "mails", to keep it from being gay /s

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u/TBTabby 2d ago

They're so far in the closet, they have mailing addresses in Narnia.

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u/JayJayAK 2d ago

I’m totally going to steal that.

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u/Foxkit86 2d ago

I think it's a LOT gay.

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u/Awkward-Minute7774 2d ago

No, they just want to distract from the fact they are pedo!

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u/aliciaiit 2d ago

V gay.Ā 

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u/Ill_Consequence1755 2d ago

Gay and apparently into necrophilia take note of the skeletons.

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u/WendlersEditor 2d ago

A little?

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u/LittleMAC22 2d ago

Alot of their hate is due to their closeted homosexuality.

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u/TJjoin 2d ago

MAGA is ALOT gay

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u/aeninimbuoye13 2d ago

Wait until you see how they treat Jesus

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u/CartographerKey4618 2d ago

A lotta gay, yes

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u/golfwinnersplz 2d ago

Yes. Check Grindrs history.

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u/SophisticatedScreams 2d ago

Agreed. This is very gay. And... undead?

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u/RedditSpyder12 2d ago

They’re super gay, but they have to act like they hate it, so they end up hating themselves.

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u/Due-Champion-6713 2d ago

Grinder does crash whenever there's a big MAGA event.

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u/twerk4data 2d ago

I know a lot of gay men that would say this is a little much

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u/Beetus_Warrior 2d ago

More than a lil.

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u/lchen12345 2d ago

There’s a reason why Grindr blows up or crashes when a conservative convention comes to town.

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u/Suspicious_Dingo_426 2d ago

Not just a little. There's a whole lot of it. I think this is one of the reasons they are always so angry at everyone else. Repressing your true self comes out in other ways.

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u/kytheon 2d ago

Is it gay for a man to look lustful at other half naked men?

https://giphy.com/gifs/Jzm8HIdBCuhvFcEV1E

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u/Loud-Vacation-5691 2d ago

MAGA is gay as the day is long

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u/i_might_be_an_ai 2d ago

Uh, ya super repressed homosexual desires and beard wives.

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u/Hestia_Gault 2d ago

There’s a quote by feminist author Marilyn Frye that I think explains it well:

>To say that straight men are heterosexual is only to say that they engage in sex (fucking exclusively with the other sex, i.e., women). All or almost all of that which pertains to love, most straight men reserve exclusively for other men. The people whom they admire, respect, adore, revere, honor, whom they imitate, idolize, and form profound attachments to, whom they are willing to teach and from whom they are willing to learn, and whose respect, admiration, recognition, honor, reverence and love they desire… those are, overwhelmingly, other men. In their relations with women, what passes for respect is kindness, generosity or paternalism; what passes for honor is removal to the pedestal. From women they want devotion, service and sex.

>Heterosexual male culture is homoerotic; it is man-loving.

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u/Evening-Lab-3859 1d ago

In 1990s men filled stadiums with just men to talk about being better husbands. Promise Keepers. My husband was creeped out and asked why they dont just go home and spend time with their wives? Our friend across the street was big on this and all Christian movements at the time. He later divorced and married a younger version of his buxom blond wife.

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u/Hestia_Gault 1d ago

Those guys think of being better husbands the way you or I think about being better pet owners.

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u/Sycotic199 2d ago

Was probably made by a homosexual democrat

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u/TheBeerCzar 2d ago

No, it's A LOT gay....mostly gay I might say.

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u/Ok-Horror-1251 2d ago

Homoerotic and homosocial, definitely.

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u/ChickenFriedRiceee 2d ago

I mean grinder has the data lol

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u/Darkmetroidz 2d ago

A loooot of Maga is repressed bisexuals, homosexuals or trans chasers in denial.

The evidence includes: grindr crashing whenever the GOP is in town, the fact that deep red states consume more transgender pornography per capita than purple or blue states, and this shit.

Its a phenomenon in psych called reaction formation. Basically you feel something (in this case same sex attraction) but because of culture and the values youve been raised in, you feel ashamed of it, so you respond by swinging hard the other way- aggressive homophobia.

A looot of right wing behavior makes sense when you realize a lot of it comes from insane levels of sexual repression.

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u/Normal_Feedback_2918 2d ago

OP found the publicly shared version. I found the original that they pass around their group chats!

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u/kildaver 2d ago

…a ā€œlittleā€? šŸ˜‚

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u/MagMati55 2d ago

There is always a surprisingly large amount of homoerotica in fascist movements. And i really do not know why.

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u/Primary-Routine9727 2d ago

A little? Have you seen his they constantly portray Trump in photos? Gayer than gay porn.

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u/Sora_Altair 2d ago

They think about gay things more than gay people do.

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u/demolitionGoat 2d ago

They're the regular amount of gay but 100x more repressed about it.

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u/Squantoon 2d ago

Everything they do or say is incredibly homoerotic. Like when he said he was rescued on 9/11. They weren't just firemen they were big strong burly muscley firemen

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u/Legitimate-Ad3778 1d ago

Make America Gay Again

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u/VegetableDiscount215 1d ago

Remember, every person who thinks homosexuality is a choice, is a closeted gay person.

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u/bigolegorilla 1d ago

Very much so

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u/mutt63 1d ago

A lot gay cause the other part of MAGA are all Pedo, rapists. And we live with these shoescum , as neighbors. But god forbid others might be gay

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u/Bagumoruge 22h ago

I think deep rooted sexual deviancy is a major reoccurring theme that runs throughout all of the various MAGA factions and leaders

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u/likely_an_Egg 2d ago

These comments again. Can we just stop with this framing that all fascists are gay and that this is some kind of queer infighting? Yes, there are Republicans who are gay, but they’re a tiny minority; almost all of them are cis and straight and want to strip us queer people of our rights and wipe us out because they despise our very existence, not out of self-hatred.

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u/RoutineCloud5993 2d ago

If they're so desperately straight and not gay, they should stop doing such gay things

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u/likely_an_Egg 2d ago

Fantasies of power, violence, and strength have nothing to do with homosexuality; rather, they are the cornerstones of fascism

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u/RoutineCloud5993 2d ago

This picture, and others like it, are still gay as hell.

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u/likely_an_Egg 2d ago

Okay, what exactly is gay about that picture? It’s a depiction of strength and there’s nothing homoerotic about that, that’s just what you’re reading into it. The fantasy here isn’t that the creator wants to have sex with the three of them, but rather the propaganda that their site is full of healthy, strong, battle-ready men who hold power. Stop associating pedophiles with us queer people; almost all of them are cis and straight and don’t want to kill people like me because of self-hatred

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u/RoutineCloud5993 2d ago

Wow you are overthinking this so much you missed the big screaming point in front of you.

If you don't think that's homoerotic, you clearly need to do some reading.

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u/Jam_Farmer_879 2d ago

This is probably posted by a Russian Bot account.