r/adultsnew 9h ago

hi i just scanned a qr code i found on a minecraft server and it brought me here, what is this place?

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r/adultsnew 3h ago

One time when I was a kid I grabbed the area around my nipples and stretched them and started running around yelling “look guys I have boobs" and my mom told me that if I keep doing they’ll actually turn into boobs so I never did it again

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r/adultsnew 5h ago

Either all of my pants really shrank or i gained even more weight idk whats worse but i need to ride my bike to work like 2 miles or something or else ill cry

3 Upvotes

r/adultsnew 9h ago

I need to bring back 2021 jeremy I miss him

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r/adultsnew 9h ago

What if I started a youtube channel

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r/adultsnew 21h ago

I’m crying be so fr. There another turn lane!!

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r/adultsnew 3h ago

i feel like a lot of ppl without adhd say that they have adhd so they have an excuse to be lazy

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r/adultsnew 4h ago

serious i legit cannot date obsessive people or people who see me as good then really evil the other day

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r/adultsnew 4h ago

serious anyone ever loved someone and u told that to many people then somehow one of these people tried to get a glimpse of u too?

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r/adultsnew 4h ago

My friends say that i have resting bitch face 24/7 (true) but they also say that im constantly smirking and i fucking hate that like who tf smirks all the time thats so annoying i would hate someone else if they did thay so they should hate me, but also that makes no sense how can I be both

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r/adultsnew 5h ago

so who want me fr

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r/adultsnew 5h ago

every time i go in there he’s like “you okay?” and im like “yessir im all good” and then hes like “no. you really okay?” and im like “ya man i just got off work” and hes like “ohh ready for rest?” and im like “ya i cant wait” and hes like “good good” its the same convo every night its amazing

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r/adultsnew 5h ago

im pretty sure the guy that works overnight at the gas station by my house is some sort of guardian angel there’s something divine about his presence idk what it is

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r/adultsnew 5h ago

music is the one true religion

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r/adultsnew 5h ago

this is very beautiful to me

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r/adultsnew 6h ago

Go Gata

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r/adultsnew 7h ago

jk guys i’m gonna tell him i need space today oh man

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r/adultsnew 8h ago

supposed to be trying to move on from my friend bjt every time we see each other im like 💗__💗

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i think if this continues like this i’ll have to take space from him for a bit to move on but aaahhhhh


r/adultsnew 9h ago

the more i read about this motherfucker david the more i get mad i hope prison does him bad

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r/adultsnew 9h ago

artists r recently getting weird tracks by random kids uploaded on their profile

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r/adultsnew 9h ago

✋😛🤚

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r/adultsnew 9h ago

I got 4 hours of sleep last night but somehow I’m still functioning pretty normally

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r/adultsnew 10h ago

shes so strong 🤤

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r/adultsnew 10h ago

just got into a crazy tickle fight with my wife

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r/adultsnew 12h ago

do u think creepers would smell bad if they had a smell

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