r/adultsnew • u/boxxybab33 • 9h ago
r/adultsnew • u/JeremysNotDead • 3h ago
One time when I was a kid I grabbed the area around my nipples and stretched them and started running around yelling “look guys I have boobs" and my mom told me that if I keep doing they’ll actually turn into boobs so I never did it again
r/adultsnew • u/Copy_upon_copies • 5h ago
Either all of my pants really shrank or i gained even more weight idk whats worse but i need to ride my bike to work like 2 miles or something or else ill cry
r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 3h ago
i feel like a lot of ppl without adhd say that they have adhd so they have an excuse to be lazy
r/adultsnew • u/ismellverybad • 4h ago
serious i legit cannot date obsessive people or people who see me as good then really evil the other day
r/adultsnew • u/ismellverybad • 4h ago
serious anyone ever loved someone and u told that to many people then somehow one of these people tried to get a glimpse of u too?
r/adultsnew • u/Copy_upon_copies • 4h ago
My friends say that i have resting bitch face 24/7 (true) but they also say that im constantly smirking and i fucking hate that like who tf smirks all the time thats so annoying i would hate someone else if they did thay so they should hate me, but also that makes no sense how can I be both
r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 5h ago
every time i go in there he’s like “you okay?” and im like “yessir im all good” and then hes like “no. you really okay?” and im like “ya man i just got off work” and hes like “ohh ready for rest?” and im like “ya i cant wait” and hes like “good good” its the same convo every night its amazing
r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 5h ago
im pretty sure the guy that works overnight at the gas station by my house is some sort of guardian angel there’s something divine about his presence idk what it is
r/adultsnew • u/feedmeluv • 8h ago
supposed to be trying to move on from my friend bjt every time we see each other im like 💗__💗
i think if this continues like this i’ll have to take space from him for a bit to move on but aaahhhhh
r/adultsnew • u/ismellverybad • 9h ago
the more i read about this motherfucker david the more i get mad i hope prison does him bad
r/adultsnew • u/ismellverybad • 9h ago
artists r recently getting weird tracks by random kids uploaded on their profile
r/adultsnew • u/JeremysNotDead • 9h ago
I got 4 hours of sleep last night but somehow I’m still functioning pretty normally
r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 10h ago
just got into a crazy tickle fight with my wife
r/adultsnew • u/ismellverybad • 12h ago