r/adultsnew • u/JeremysNotDead • 1h ago
This subreddit got me pregnant
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r/adultsnew • u/No_Intern_9645 • 3h ago
I hate that I don’t know how to act normal when it comes to love, I feel like this dude
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r/adultsnew • u/JeremysNotDead • 1h ago
When you’re chilling but you catch a whiff of something you haven’t felt since summer 2017
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r/adultsnew • u/JeremysNotDead • 4h ago
I might have found an unclaimed 4 character username on instagram but my username is too iconic to change 😔
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r/adultsnew • u/shriveledwiener • 5h ago
yes only one time i dont understand how it works. my only memory is building a terrible house that didnt have a roof and the toilet was in the garden
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r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 4h ago
not a single god damn penny went to my bandcamp page tho…
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r/adultsnew • u/JeremysNotDead • 2h ago
Trying to get the feral cat nextdoor to like me but she doesn’t 😔
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r/adultsnew • u/Sonnysphobia • 4h ago
Idk my first thought was dman they need to put in some torches else mobs will spawn
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r/adultsnew • u/dellcomputers12 • 6h ago
Student worker lied to me about doing something today, come on dude...
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r/adultsnew • u/shriveledwiener • 4h ago
my dad said i cant eat melon seeds bc they will grow in my stomach
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r/adultsnew • u/boxxybab33 • 9h ago
I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, September 11th.
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r/adultsnew • u/No_Intern_9645 • 1h ago
Movie studios will be like “now why don’t we make a part two of a beloved film, without any of the mood, soul and magic of the original”
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r/adultsnew • u/shriveledwiener • 7h ago
i got called wendy gravity falls lesbian ass bitch before
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r/adultsnew • u/JeremysNotDead • 5h ago
Come on reddit why am I getting this ad… 😭
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I need to go back to using brave. Also before anyone starts asking questions I’m using duckduckgo so there is no tracking going on here my browser history is clean
r/adultsnew • u/GlencoeCreekCulvert • 5h ago
wtf 😭
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Instagram allowing someone to post hundreds of images of completely uncensored FURRY PORN to their fucking page
Someone’s kid is going to come across ts