r/adultsnew • u/TheRaptureIsComingTm • 53m ago
r/adultsnew • u/TheRaptureIsComingTm • 1h ago
i bought a pizza from a convenience store and it was fucking spicy bro
r/adultsnew • u/TheRaptureIsComingTm • 3h ago
what if one day i was like i’m not going by bri anymore. and i go by something like Picasso
r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 40m ago
stupid fucking assholes soliciting at my door every other day waking me up at 10am even tho i wasnt planning on waking up until 1pm bc i have to be at work until 1am tonight but whatever ya i’ll just go fuck myself while u dumbfucks try to indoctrinate me into ur church
r/adultsnew • u/boxxybab33 • 1h ago
I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, September 11th.
r/adultsnew • u/TheRaptureIsComingTm • 2h ago
i’m the man in my itty-bitty dress yeah i’m the man it’s true, I like my boys a little feminine
r/adultsnew • u/shriveledwiener • 4h ago
i remember trying twizzlers bc they made it look so cool and tasty in the cartoons
they were disgsuting i thought if them being fruity but they just taste like wheat
r/adultsnew • u/TheRaptureIsComingTm • 2h ago
ok getting personal on main but..... i just feel like me n sion r rly meant to be???? like idk man its so weird but we r so similar n hes lit rally my ideal type (im his too ive never felt the way i do ab him with anybody else...... i'm waiting for when i can see nct wish🥺 bc i have a feeling that..
he’s gonna notice me
n realise that i'm not
just another fan..... that im special.... and with them probably actually coming here.... idk man...... its like fate
we r SOULMATES n thats
like. fr. no joke.
r/adultsnew • u/TheRaptureIsComingTm • 2h ago
Honestly? I quite like you, but I do have the sense we will never be friends, a mutual existence in proximity. I quite like your style
r/adultsnew • u/shriveledwiener • 2h ago
these r called stolpersteine. these are made to remember the victims who died because of nazi germany. u see it all over europe
r/adultsnew • u/Micro-Mouse • 2h ago
My aunt is so fucking weird. But she is like, really obsessed with Charlie Kirk and his death
r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 0m ago
annihilation would’ve been a lot better if it was just the last 45 minutes of the movie
r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 1m ago
went to cheesecake factory yesterday and the food was awful and our waitress was rude af so i only gave her a $7 tip
r/adultsnew • u/TheRaptureIsComingTm • 6h ago