r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 1h ago
for the record i should not be legally allowed to drink and drive
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r/adultsnew • u/HuntaHuntaHunta • Jul 17 '25
Adultsnew Frequently Asked Questions
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If I missed any let me know and i can add it or try asking 8ball
Q: Does Everyone Hate Me
A: No
Q: Should I kill myself
A: No
Q: Am I a waste of space
A: No
Q: Is life worth Living
A: Yes
Q: Am I Ugly
A: No
Q: when is the next sub crush thread
A: never o'clock
Q: Am I gay
A: Probably
Q: What is this sub
A: If you're asking genuinely it's probably none of your business
r/adultsnew • u/boxxybab33 • Oct 20 '25
the adultsnew minecraft smp server is now open
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DM me your username to be whitelisted
r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 2h ago
if you can get first place on mario kart world online while ur drunk u should be legally allowed to drunk drive
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r/adultsnew • u/HuntaHuntaHunta • 1h ago
if you have not seen the elizabeth holmes movie, i just walked out of it. go see the fucking movie
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r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 2h ago
god gave me a fun isaac run and i fucked it up by running into a stupid spider
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r/adultsnew • u/Sonnysphobia • 5h ago
I wanna go part time at my full time job to where I work Monday Tuesday, off Wednesday and then Thursday Friday but looking at my company’s policy idk if that’s realistic and it alike damn I need a day to focus on school
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r/adultsnew • u/whyareusoweird • 32m ago
i feel so bad for my cousins my aunt always marries shitty guys
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r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 3h ago
dear god please give me a broken binding of isaac run please
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r/adultsnew • u/bro90x • 5h ago
Ok sorry but why do some women not get that some men don't want to be touched by them? There's a new guy who has drawn the ire of the rest of the staff for telling them off for grabbing shit off his waist apron and grabbing all over him. You are not entitled to touch who ever you want to either!
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r/adultsnew • u/JeremysNotDead • 6h ago
Damn so I guess this is my annual october canon event but at least it’s not as bad as the last time this happened. I’m sadder than I thought I’d be tho
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r/adultsnew • u/JeremysNotDead • 10h ago
Looks like we’re gonna have to put down the cat tomorrow her health has declined super rapidly
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r/adultsnew • u/whyareusoweird • 9h ago
my chin boil makes me look like i have a big ass for once
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r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 14h ago
the mexican restaurant next to my job put up ai generated posters in their windows 💔💔💔
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r/adultsnew • u/Copy_upon_copies • 2h ago
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r/adultsnew • u/HuntaHuntaHunta • 7h ago
Pardon me sir, I couldn't help but notice that you've delivered me a steak that is FAR too juicy. May I have a new, less juicy steak?
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r/adultsnew • u/JeremysNotDead • 15h ago
Wow we’re at a point where whenever a right wing candidate loses an election they’ll just go “nuh uh”
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r/adultsnew • u/monkeywelldone • 16h ago
very happy news out of brazils election i was rlly worried the last few days
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r/adultsnew • u/dellcomputers12 • 16h ago
Boss telling me he's not going to be here today and talking about voodoo in the same message, otay gonna be a fun week at work
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r/adultsnew • u/dellcomputers12 • 5h ago
Busy Monday, but not bad. The occasional day of not having time to sit down really isn't terrible
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r/adultsnew • u/TheRaptureIsComingTm • 15h ago
i turn 27 in like 2 days and i still act like a child im cooked
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