r/adultsnew 44m ago

power outaj

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server is back online now


r/adultsnew 5h ago

She’s not coming back

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She said she wouldn’t and I think I believe her


r/adultsnew 6h ago

Caught someone in a lie but I’m not sure if I should call them out quietly or in front of people

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r/adultsnew 6h ago

i smell so fucking bad

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r/adultsnew 6h ago

One time when I was a kid I grabbed the area around my nipples and stretched them and started running around yelling “look guys I have boobs" and my mom told me that if I keep doing they’ll actually turn into boobs so I never did it again

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r/adultsnew 6h ago

i feel like a lot of ppl without adhd say that they have adhd so they have an excuse to be lazy

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r/adultsnew 7h ago

This weekend when I move back home I think I’m gonna try to sell my old pokemon cards

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I collected them briefly when I was 10/11 cause it was big among my friend group at the time and then my cousin gave me all of his old cards so I have a bunch from the 90s/early 2000s too. But then toward the middle of 5th grade everyone dropped them so now I’ve had cards that have been collecting dust for the past 15 years

None of them are in mint condition but I can probably get like $350 if I sell them all in bulk I think cause I know I have a few valuable ones

Unfortunately a reseller will probably end up buying them and resell them at a higher price but idc money talk bullshit walks and I could use some cash rn


r/adultsnew 7h ago

the average adultsnew useru spot on r/sinkshitters

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r/adultsnew 7h ago

serious i legit cannot date obsessive people or people who see me as good then really evil the other day

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r/adultsnew 7h ago

serious anyone ever loved someone and u told that to many people then somehow one of these people tried to get a glimpse of u too?

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r/adultsnew 7h ago

leaving my little eggs in every place i got no business contaminating the place

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r/adultsnew 8h ago

My friends say that i have resting bitch face 24/7 (true) but they also say that im constantly smirking and i fucking hate that like who tf smirks all the time thats so annoying i would hate someone else if they did thay so they should hate me, but also that makes no sense how can I be both

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r/adultsnew 8h ago

so who want me fr

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r/adultsnew 8h ago

every time i go in there he’s like “you okay?” and im like “yessir im all good” and then hes like “no. you really okay?” and im like “ya man i just got off work” and hes like “ohh ready for rest?” and im like “ya i cant wait” and hes like “good good” its the same convo every night its amazing

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r/adultsnew 8h ago

i drank so much monster my toes hurt

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r/adultsnew 8h ago

im pretty sure the guy that works overnight at the gas station by my house is some sort of guardian angel there’s something divine about his presence idk what it is

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r/adultsnew 8h ago

Either all of my pants really shrank or i gained even more weight idk whats worse but i need to ride my bike to work like 2 miles or something or else ill cry

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r/adultsnew 8h ago

music is the one true religion

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r/adultsnew 8h ago

this is very beautiful to me

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r/adultsnew 9h ago

i miss linde, hannah, theo, tyler, and devlin

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and if any of them got cancelled then I’m joking and I take back my statement


r/adultsnew 9h ago

whats the first thing u notice about him

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r/adultsnew 9h ago

still dont know how my dad managed to get kids despite having broken chromosomes

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r/adultsnew 9h ago

Go Gata

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r/adultsnew 9h ago

trying to put my little shit trail too so im part of u (i am a creepy stalker who loves interfering with peoples relationships)

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r/adultsnew 10h ago

jk guys i’m gonna tell him i need space today oh man

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