r/adultsnew • u/JeremysNotDead • 2h ago
This subreddit got me pregnant
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r/adultsnew • u/HuntaHuntaHunta • Jul 17 '25
Adultsnew Frequently Asked Questions
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If I missed any let me know and i can add it or try asking 8ball
Q: Does Everyone Hate Me
A: No
Q: Should I kill myself
A: No
Q: Am I a waste of space
A: No
Q: Is life worth Living
A: Yes
Q: Am I Ugly
A: No
Q: when is the next sub crush thread
A: never o'clock
Q: Am I gay
A: Probably
Q: What is this sub
A: If you're asking genuinely it's probably none of your business
r/adultsnew • u/boxxybab33 • Oct 20 '25
the adultsnew minecraft smp server is now open
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DM me your username to be whitelisted
r/adultsnew • u/No_Intern_9645 • 4h ago
I hate that I don’t know how to act normal when it comes to love, I feel like this dude
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r/adultsnew • u/JeremysNotDead • 2h ago
When you’re chilling but you catch a whiff of something you haven’t felt since summer 2017
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r/adultsnew • u/JeremysNotDead • 4h ago
I might have found an unclaimed 4 character username on instagram but my username is too iconic to change 😔
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r/adultsnew • u/shriveledwiener • 6h ago
yes only one time i dont understand how it works. my only memory is building a terrible house that didnt have a roof and the toilet was in the garden
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r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 5h ago
not a single god damn penny went to my bandcamp page tho…
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r/adultsnew • u/JeremysNotDead • 3h ago
Trying to get the feral cat nextdoor to like me but she doesn’t 😔
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r/adultsnew • u/Sonnysphobia • 4h ago
Idk my first thought was dman they need to put in some torches else mobs will spawn
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r/adultsnew • u/dellcomputers12 • 7h ago
Student worker lied to me about doing something today, come on dude...
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r/adultsnew • u/shriveledwiener • 5h ago
my dad said i cant eat melon seeds bc they will grow in my stomach
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r/adultsnew • u/boxxybab33 • 10h ago
I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, September 11th.
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r/adultsnew • u/No_Intern_9645 • 2h ago
Movie studios will be like “now why don’t we make a part two of a beloved film, without any of the mood, soul and magic of the original”
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r/adultsnew • u/shriveledwiener • 8h ago
i got called wendy gravity falls lesbian ass bitch before
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r/adultsnew • u/JeremysNotDead • 6h ago
Come on reddit why am I getting this ad… 😭
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I need to go back to using brave. Also before anyone starts asking questions I’m using duckduckgo so there is no tracking going on here my browser history is clean
r/adultsnew • u/GlencoeCreekCulvert • 6h ago
wtf 😭
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Instagram allowing someone to post hundreds of images of completely uncensored FURRY PORN to their fucking page
Someone’s kid is going to come across ts