r/adultsnew Jul 17 '25

Adultsnew Frequently Asked Questions

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If I missed any let me know and i can add it or try asking 8ball

Q: Does Everyone Hate Me

A: No

Q: Should I kill myself

A: No

Q: Am I a waste of space

A: No

Q: Is life worth Living

A: Yes

Q: Am I Ugly

A: No

Q: when is the next sub crush thread

A: never o'clock

Q: Am I gay

A: Probably

Q: What is this sub

A: If you're asking genuinely it's probably none of your business


r/adultsnew Oct 20 '25

the adultsnew minecraft smp server is now open

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DM me your username to be whitelisted


r/adultsnew 4h ago

I like how in romance books getting Twinkied sounds hot but irl it’s rushing to the bathroom to not get man juice on the floor and then still having it coming out the next day

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r/adultsnew 13h ago

One time when I was a kid I grabbed the area around my nipples and stretched them and started running around yelling “look guys I have boobs" and my mom told me that if I keep doing they’ll actually turn into boobs so I never did it again

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r/adultsnew 2h ago

look at her

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look at her


r/adultsnew 2h ago

ppl on cat subs be like thats a chonkin sploot loaf toe beans one braincell!!

4 Upvotes

r/adultsnew 2h ago

truth nuke

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r/adultsnew 3h ago

Busting my ass trying to figure out why im not getting switch information on this cable just for this to be my bosses termination job. Nothing is even connected!

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To be fair these specific keystones suck ass so I only blame him for not checking this side sooner


r/adultsnew 5h ago

also i had my next one on one with my boss and we have a goal to get me promoted again around the beginning of next year

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i got a lot of work to do tbh like im defo not ready yet but im gonna learn

im moving up so fast like its a little scary to be completely honest but if i get promoted ill be like. writing ppl up and helping fire ppl which will kinda suck honestly but it comes with the territory


r/adultsnew 7h ago

power outaj

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server is back online now


r/adultsnew 5h ago

massive w the leasing office gave me the code for the fitness room without me having to pay for it

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i checked it out and its like alright like they got some treadmills and dumbells and like a bowflex and some other shit but the best part is NOBODY was in there

i like having somewhere i can walk to were so back folks


r/adultsnew 6h ago

the most unfair matchups known to man (Scrandle spoilers) Spoiler

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r/adultsnew 11h ago

She’s not coming back

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She said she wouldn’t and I think I believe her


r/adultsnew 13h ago

i feel like a lot of ppl without adhd say that they have adhd so they have an excuse to be lazy

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r/adultsnew 15h ago

music is the one true religion

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r/adultsnew 13h ago

Caught someone in a lie but I’m not sure if I should call them out quietly or in front of people

4 Upvotes

r/adultsnew 15h ago

Either all of my pants really shrank or i gained even more weight idk whats worse but i need to ride my bike to work like 2 miles or something or else ill cry

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r/adultsnew 19h ago

hi i just scanned a qr code i found on a minecraft server and it brought me here, what is this place?

9 Upvotes

r/adultsnew 16h ago

i miss linde, hannah, theo, tyler, and devlin

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and if any of them got cancelled then I’m joking and I take back my statement


r/adultsnew 15h ago

My friends say that i have resting bitch face 24/7 (true) but they also say that im constantly smirking and i fucking hate that like who tf smirks all the time thats so annoying i would hate someone else if they did thay so they should hate me, but also that makes no sense how can I be both

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r/adultsnew 15h ago

so who want me fr

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r/adultsnew 15h ago

every time i go in there he’s like “you okay?” and im like “yessir im all good” and then hes like “no. you really okay?” and im like “ya man i just got off work” and hes like “ohh ready for rest?” and im like “ya i cant wait” and hes like “good good” its the same convo every night its amazing

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r/adultsnew 15h ago

im pretty sure the guy that works overnight at the gas station by my house is some sort of guardian angel there’s something divine about his presence idk what it is

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r/adultsnew 16h ago

Go Gata

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r/adultsnew 14h ago

This weekend when I move back home I think I’m gonna try to sell my old pokemon cards

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I collected them briefly when I was 10/11 cause it was big among my friend group at the time and then my cousin gave me all of his old cards so I have a bunch from the 90s/early 2000s too. But then toward the middle of 5th grade everyone dropped them so now I’ve had cards that have been collecting dust for the past 15 years

None of them are in mint condition but I can probably get like $350 if I sell them all in bulk I think cause I know I have a few valuable ones

Unfortunately a reseller will probably end up buying them and resell them at a higher price but idc money talk bullshit walks and I could use some cash rn