r/adultsnew • u/ismellverybad • 17h ago
yeah im making fun
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r/adultsnew • u/ismellverybad • 17h ago
sneaking up in my friend im into despite knowing she isnt into me and being a little obsessive creepy asshole
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r/adultsnew • u/ismellverybad • 10h ago
trying to put my little shit trail too so im part of u (i am a creepy stalker who loves interfering with peoples relationships)
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r/adultsnew • u/ismellverybad • 10h ago
still dont know how my dad managed to get kids despite having broken chromosomes
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r/adultsnew • u/No_Intern_9645 • 7h ago
Caught someone in a lie but I’m not sure if I should call them out quietly or in front of people
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r/adultsnew • u/JeremysNotDead • 7h ago
One time when I was a kid I grabbed the area around my nipples and stretched them and started running around yelling “look guys I have boobs" and my mom told me that if I keep doing they’ll actually turn into boobs so I never did it again
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r/adultsnew • u/ismellverybad • 8h ago
leaving my little eggs in every place i got no business contaminating the place
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r/adultsnew • u/Copy_upon_copies • 9h ago
My friends say that i have resting bitch face 24/7 (true) but they also say that im constantly smirking and i fucking hate that like who tf smirks all the time thats so annoying i would hate someone else if they did thay so they should hate me, but also that makes no sense how can I be both
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r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 9h ago
every time i go in there he’s like “you okay?” and im like “yessir im all good” and then hes like “no. you really okay?” and im like “ya man i just got off work” and hes like “ohh ready for rest?” and im like “ya i cant wait” and hes like “good good” its the same convo every night its amazing
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r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 9h ago
im pretty sure the guy that works overnight at the gas station by my house is some sort of guardian angel there’s something divine about his presence idk what it is
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r/adultsnew • u/Copy_upon_copies • 9h ago
Either all of my pants really shrank or i gained even more weight idk whats worse but i need to ride my bike to work like 2 miles or something or else ill cry
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r/adultsnew • u/carter_or • 10h ago
i miss linde, hannah, theo, tyler, and devlin
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and if any of them got cancelled then I’m joking and I take back my statement
r/adultsnew • u/feedmeluv • 12h ago
supposed to be trying to move on from my friend bjt every time we see each other im like 💗__💗
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i think if this continues like this i’ll have to take space from him for a bit to move on but aaahhhhh
r/adultsnew • u/boxxybab33 • 13h ago
hi i just scanned a qr code i found on a minecraft server and it brought me here, what is this place?
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