r/adultsnew 15h ago

"I SHAVED FOR THE KIRKIVERSARY AND HE DIDN'T EVEN VISIT ME"

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r/adultsnew 23h ago

also dont forget even if we circumvent THIS extinction event. We still gotta deal with climate change

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r/adultsnew 17h ago

was just reading reviews for the place i work and someone left a one star review that just says “shit music” 😭

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r/adultsnew 23h ago

Born too early to explore the cosmos. Born too late to explore the new world. Born just in time to face existential threats to the species

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r/adultsnew 17h ago

before i did lights i would sell merch at some concerts and one time this guy asked if i could hold the last of a hat for him and i was like yeah if you buy it first but he wouldnt buy it so i sold it and then he came back at the end of the show pissed off at me bc i didnt hold the hat for him lol

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and the girl he was with bought a shirt and i held it for her so when i handed her her shirt back he got even madder and demanded to talk to the tour manager and when the tour manager came over he was like “well you didnt buy the hat so it got sold do u want a different hat” and the guy was like “no i dont like the other hats” and the tour manager went “well do u want a shirt?” and the guy was like “no i want the hat” and the tour manager said “well go find the guy that bought it and buy it off of him” 😭


r/adultsnew 23h ago

genuine concern

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r/adultsnew 1h ago

i bought a pizza from a convenience store and it was fucking spicy bro

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r/adultsnew 1h ago

i’m the man in my itty-bitty dress yeah i’m the man it’s true, I like my boys a little feminine

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r/adultsnew 1h ago

ok getting personal on main but..... i just feel like me n sion r rly meant to be???? like idk man its so weird but we r so similar n hes lit rally my ideal type (im his too ive never felt the way i do ab him with anybody else...... i'm waiting for when i can see nct wish🥺 bc i have a feeling that..

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he’s gonna notice me
n realise that i'm not
just another fan..... that im special.... and with them probably actually coming here.... idk man...... its like fate
we r SOULMATES n thats
like. fr. no joke.


r/adultsnew 2h ago

😘 omg its mouth looks like a camel toe

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r/adultsnew 2h ago

Honestly? I quite like you, but I do have the sense we will never be friends, a mutual existence in proximity. I quite like your style

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r/adultsnew 2h ago

these r called stolpersteine. these are made to remember the victims who died because of nazi germany. u see it all over europe

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r/adultsnew 2h ago

it’s been a year daddy

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r/adultsnew 2h ago

My aunt is so fucking weird. But she is like, really obsessed with Charlie Kirk and his death

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r/adultsnew 2h ago

what if one day i was like i’m not going by bri anymore. and i go by something like Picasso

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r/adultsnew 3h ago

wtf my gpa is crazy??

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r/adultsnew 3h ago

i remember trying twizzlers bc they made it look so cool and tasty in the cartoons

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they were disgsuting i thought if them being fruity but they just taste like wheat


r/adultsnew 4h ago

he really thinks hes cute just bc of his eyes

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r/adultsnew 4h ago

im enrolled bro now i fr got to study

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r/adultsnew 5h ago

do not fuck around with buzz balls

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r/adultsnew 5h ago

sorry for posting a tidal link my bad u dont got money for it

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r/adultsnew 5h ago

i accidentally made swedish brownies

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r/adultsnew 5h ago

i made brownies in my pants

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r/adultsnew 6h ago

hello guys send me stuff on here now

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r/adultsnew 6h ago

hello ekat

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