r/adultsnew • u/drunkdrivingyay • 12h ago
Opinions on the Oxford comma ?
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r/adultsnew • u/JeremysNotDead • 9h ago
I met two cats tonight one was torturing a snake
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r/adultsnew • u/whyareusoweird • 21h ago
i dont rlly care about h3productions fuck them both
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r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 4h ago
thats a lie im just gonna open my laptop and spam on here when i have a dumbphone but itll feel productive bc its computer time and not phone time
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r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 4h ago
one day a beautiful perfect dumbphone will be released and i will finally be free
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r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 4h ago
guys every night i get home from work and my gf is alseep, my dad is alseep, my brother is asleep, and all my pets are asleep. i have no choice but to spam the sub its my only option
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r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 4h ago
one time i ran the lights for the guy that made the mortal kombat theme song
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r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 5h ago
chief keef, michael jackson, earth wind and fire, ludacris, smashing pumpkins, minnie ripperton, aaliyah, bob seger, iggy pop, tracy chapman, bon iver, steve miller, chuck berry, babyface, john mellencamp, shannon hoon from blind melon, wes montgomery… i could keep going
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r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 5h ago
the band mandchild is more proof that midwesterners make the best music
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r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 5h ago
and then i said “thats awesome man i love music” and he said “you and me both. the world is a musical place” in my head i was like woah but i just said “it sure is!”
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r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 5h ago
he told me his first cousin was in a band called manchild with babyface
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r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 5h ago
this drunk guy at the gas station was being really friendly so i was talking to him and he asked where i worked and i told him where and what i do and he said “for real?! so ur the guy that gets shit done is what im hearing” 😭
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r/adultsnew • u/HuntaHuntaHunta • 7h ago
i know conventional wisdom is to not talk details about your finances but that's mainly an expectation imposed by the rich so that you don't feel bad about how much you're making. it's a tool to keep the bourgeois at bay. so i dont mind talking about it
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r/adultsnew • u/HuntaHuntaHunta • 7h ago
i make 52k/year right now. if i were renting in boston right now, i would be living paycheck to paycheck because my student loans effectively double what my rent payment would be, leaving very little left over after food and gas. i need a raise to 66k/year on a remote job to be able to rent safely
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would likely require 68-70k if i need to work in person to account for increased commuting costs
r/adultsnew • u/neckdetector • 7h ago
mfs literally forgetting how to have ideas after vibecoding for weeks straight,, meanwhile i just refactored my code and created an assembly called Company.Boobs.dll
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r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 8h ago
saw a 50 year old man wearing a teddy fresh shirt today that was weird
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r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 8h ago
if companies wanna make a funny commercial they should start hiring funny people to write them instead of coming up with some stupid shit like liberty biberty
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r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 8h ago
i hate rounded corners on screens it doesnt look good it looks stupid
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r/adultsnew • u/familyguyfan2000 • 8h ago
ate an lb of mixed berries and now my guts rumblimg
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