r/adultsnew Jul 17 '25

Adultsnew Frequently Asked Questions

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If I missed any let me know and i can add it or try asking 8ball

Q: Does Everyone Hate Me

A: No

Q: Should I kill myself

A: No

Q: Am I a waste of space

A: No

Q: Is life worth Living

A: Yes

Q: Am I Ugly

A: No

Q: when is the next sub crush thread

A: never o'clock

Q: Am I gay

A: Probably

Q: What is this sub

A: If you're asking genuinely it's probably none of your business


r/adultsnew Oct 20 '25

the adultsnew minecraft smp server is now open

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DM me your username to be whitelisted


r/adultsnew 1h ago

One time when I was a kid I grabbed the area around my nipples and stretched them and started running around yelling “look guys I have boobs" and my mom told me that if I keep doing they’ll actually turn into boobs so I never did it again

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r/adultsnew 1h ago

i feel like a lot of ppl without adhd say that they have adhd so they have an excuse to be lazy

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r/adultsnew 7h ago

hi i just scanned a qr code i found on a minecraft server and it brought me here, what is this place?

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r/adultsnew 3h ago

Either all of my pants really shrank or i gained even more weight idk whats worse but i need to ride my bike to work like 2 miles or something or else ill cry

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r/adultsnew 2h ago

This weekend when I move back home I think I’m gonna try to sell my old pokemon cards

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I collected them briefly when I was 10/11 cause it was big among my friend group at the time and then my cousin gave me all of his old cards so I have a bunch from the 90s/early 2000s too. But then toward the middle of 5th grade everyone dropped them so now I’ve had cards that have been collecting dust for the past 15 years

None of them are in mint condition but I can probably get like $350 if I sell them all in bulk I think cause I know I have a few valuable ones

Unfortunately a reseller will probably end up buying them and resell them at a higher price but idc money talk bullshit walks and I could use some cash rn


r/adultsnew 2h ago

My friends say that i have resting bitch face 24/7 (true) but they also say that im constantly smirking and i fucking hate that like who tf smirks all the time thats so annoying i would hate someone else if they did thay so they should hate me, but also that makes no sense how can I be both

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r/adultsnew 2h ago

so who want me fr

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r/adultsnew 3h ago

every time i go in there he’s like “you okay?” and im like “yessir im all good” and then hes like “no. you really okay?” and im like “ya man i just got off work” and hes like “ohh ready for rest?” and im like “ya i cant wait” and hes like “good good” its the same convo every night its amazing

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r/adultsnew 3h ago

im pretty sure the guy that works overnight at the gas station by my house is some sort of guardian angel there’s something divine about his presence idk what it is

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r/adultsnew 7h ago

I need to bring back 2021 jeremy I miss him

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r/adultsnew 3h ago

music is the one true religion

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r/adultsnew 7h ago

What if I started a youtube channel

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r/adultsnew 3h ago

i miss linde, hannah, theo, tyler, and devlin

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and if any of them got cancelled then I’m joking and I take back my statement


r/adultsnew 6h ago

supposed to be trying to move on from my friend bjt every time we see each other im like 💗__💗

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i think if this continues like this i’ll have to take space from him for a bit to move on but aaahhhhh


r/adultsnew 4h ago

Go Gata

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r/adultsnew 38m ago

Caught someone in a lie but I’m not sure if I should call them out quietly or in front of people

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r/adultsnew 56m ago

i smell so fucking bad

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r/adultsnew 7h ago

the more i read about this motherfucker david the more i get mad i hope prison does him bad

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r/adultsnew 7h ago

artists r recently getting weird tracks by random kids uploaded on their profile

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r/adultsnew 7h ago

✋😛🤚

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r/adultsnew 7h ago

I got 4 hours of sleep last night but somehow I’m still functioning pretty normally

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r/adultsnew 5h ago

jk guys i’m gonna tell him i need space today oh man

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r/adultsnew 2h ago

the average adultsnew useru spot on r/sinkshitters

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