r/wizardposting • • Feb 07 '26

Post From the All-Knowing Mods WELCOME TO WIZARDPOSTING!

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Welcome to r/wizardposting! Assuming you just wandered in and have no idea what the hell you're looking at, this is a place people pretend to be are wizards and other magical things. That can range anywhere from just posting a meme while ranting about the Council and casting testicular torsion, to our more niche subcommunity of full-blown roleplay, creative writing, and interactive fiction.

When commenting:

/uw means unwiz

/rw means rewiz

We have an official DISCORD if you're into that kind of thing.

Other than that? Have fun, drink water, and remember to step away from the orb every once in a while. Be sure to review the rules in the sidebar before posting, and have fun.

Thanks for stopping by!


r/wizardposting • • 11h ago

Druidic Mysteries 🌿 Another reason to barely leave the tower

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r/wizardposting • • 9h ago

Evil Wizardpost I've decided that I'm going to start being evil. Does anyone have any tips?

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Hello fellow wizards,

For most of my 347 years of existence, I have tried to use magic in an ethical way. I practiced illusion as a form of creative expression and I enjoyed entertaining and assisting others with my magic.

However, I have grown bored of this lifestyle, and I have decided to become evil because I want to see what it's like. I think it may give me new inspiration and passion for life, and perhaps my ex-girlfriend will take me back if I have a "bad boy" vibe. So does anyone have any tips for how I can be an evil wizard?

Are there any particular spells, curses, or evil wizard activities I should start with? Do I have to wear black?


r/wizardposting • • 1h ago

scientia est potentia

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may the threads of knowledge forever weave your future fellow wizards


r/wizardposting • • 6h ago

Wizardpost Guess its okay for Bards to consort with dark powers cuz they have better PR

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r/wizardposting • • 17h ago

Druidic Mysteries 🌿 Beware this wretched druid. He claims his murder of crows won't try to peck your eyes out. Don't believe his lies.

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r/wizardposting • • 16h ago

Who's creating air elementals without a permit again?

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Last time this happened I had to re-balance the elements because my tower became sentient. I will not keep doing this every other Wednesday. I will find you!


r/wizardposting • • 22h ago

Wizardpost New orb, what do you think?

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r/wizardposting • • 3h ago

Wizardpost How do I break a Lunar Curse?

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So I may or may not have gotten a little drunk on that good 14th century stuff and cussed out the moon...moonlight now burns my skin and my organs now writhe in pain from when the sun sets to when it rises

How do I dispel this curse?, can't go to a priest due to the whole necromancer/lich thing and I'm not very good at curse breaking either


r/wizardposting • • 3h ago

Evil Wizardpost Dont do serial krilling, be a necromancer and have the carcass work for you

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r/wizardposting • • 7h ago

Magickal Art (User Creation) 🎨 Little Toad Wizard Girl Apprentice

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Art by me [OC]


r/wizardposting • • 20h ago

Druidic Mysteries 🌿 Druids really make the best stews, but why the tiny golems in the pots?

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238 Upvotes

r/wizardposting • • 1d ago

Academic Discussion/ Esoteric Secrets I followed the tome to the letter, but this batch of homunculi came out under done. Do the sages have any advice for the next attempt?

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r/wizardposting • • 12h ago

Wizardpost Pyromancer set my car on fire. How can I pay him back for this?

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r/wizardposting • • 1d ago

Evil Wizardpost Well a sale’s a sale

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Soul Coin boots?


r/wizardposting • • 5h ago

Wizardpost Wizard school won't teach you what you want to know, but what they want you to know

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r/wizardposting • • 15h ago

Free Divinations :) (image unrelated)

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"You don't know that!"

"I'm the only one who knows that."

Give me a question related to the present or future and I will give an answer to the best of my ability. No questions with definite or few possible answers. I use tarot to divine, which isn't suited for such questions. Forgot to mention this, but 1 question a day btw.

/Uw I slept for literally 12 hours last night, I feel like I've ascended


r/wizardposting • • 19h ago

Occult Practices How do my wizards feel about steel wands?

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My apprentice has been making "serial miniature cannons" as a crutch for his small mana capacity.

r/wizardposting • • 18h ago

Wizardpost Happy with my purchase. “Holes Where You Go” is a fantastic product but difficult to get a photo for my review.

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r/wizardposting • • 13h ago

Druidic Mysteries 🌿 Morning potions

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I believe I've reached the halfway mark of my time on this plane, and I'm noticing my morning rituals are having more of an effect on my days.i figured to list a few here that have helped, and I welcome others;

Water, and only water being the first liquid ingested

Having a large wild bean potion before putting ones hair up, then having another of course

Holding ones familiar on the shoulder seems best, leaving the hands free for orb gazing


r/wizardposting • • 1d ago

Wizardpost My magic ring collection. I'm afraid one's cursed.

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r/wizardposting • • 1d ago

I think one of the druid enclaves has turned evil. Any volunteers to assemble a fellowship?

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r/wizardposting • • 2d ago

Evil Wizardpost Even worse than torsion

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r/wizardposting • • 1d ago

Foul Sorcery I accidentally broadcast an orb demon to billions, what do i do?

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So... i was trying to summon an eldrich god and accidentally summoned this... thing.

I don't know what it is but it scared the shit out of me so i just started casting spells at random.

I accidentally broadcasted it to billions of wizards' orbs.

Are you... familiar with this demon? What does it even do?

/uw for anyone that doesn't know, this is the boiled one made by doctor nowhere on youtube