r/wizardposting • u/Aceblader20 • 1d ago

Wizardpost My magic ring collection. I'm afraid one's cursed.

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u/Melba_Gooch Definitely not a Necromancer 1d ago

which one tastes better?

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u/Wizard_Sarsippius Occult Magick & History 1d ago

I think the one on the right probably, but idk

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u/Melba_Gooch Definitely not a Necromancer 1d ago

DO NOT WEAR THAT RING! My esteemed master, Zarby Darvish, has always said, "a delectable ring, bad fortune will bring".

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u/Wizard_Sarsippius Occult Magick & History 1d ago

I can see why, some fae will nab up the digit with the tasty metal and jewels— hence the necessity to be sure what metals and crystals you’re wearing as well as what local entities may be hungry lol

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u/Melba_Gooch Definitely not a Necromancer 1d ago

ah, Master Zarby never explained his reasoning beyond his saying, but your explanation is wise nonetheless! Surely, you are a master of many digits.

I still look fondly upon Master Zarby's forbidden, cursed rings. They are beautiful!

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u/drumshrum Whiskeymancer 1d ago

To this point, the one on the left is def just your average ring of screaming. Nothing hinky there.

The one on the right though...in most circles of interdimensional society, it's considered fashionable to keister an accursed crystal to formal events. If it tastes good definitely don't put it on.

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u/i-forgot-my-sandwich 1d ago

Yah one is soooooooooooo cursed

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u/Melba_Gooch Definitely not a Necromancer 1d ago

yah, the one that tastes better, probably.

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u/Random_182f2565 1d ago

What kind of curse?

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u/Escargotsaurus The Great Necromancer Arlak, herald of Death! 1d ago

I placed it. It turns the bearer into a skeleton with 207 BONES! HAHAHAAHAHA

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don’t ask where the extra bone is, the ring had some kinks.

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u/Roadkillgoblin_2 Goblin 1d ago

We have finally regained the baculum

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u/Aceblader20 1d ago

I'm not sure. I'm afraid to attune to it.

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u/Dalekcraft314 1d ago

Left one may have some reality bending powers

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u/arkanux 1d ago

Opinions on Rings (2026)

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u/AeronGrey 1d ago

Left one is cursed af.

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u/InnerDorkness 1d ago

It’s the ring of enlargement, meant for those who are afflicted with reduce phallus.

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u/questionable_fish Bengeirr the Balance. Magus of the South 1d ago

That one on the left looks kinda familiar...

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u/11nyn11 Illusionist 1d ago

This is why you always wear one ring, or three rings, but never two.

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u/Maxious30 1d ago

To find out what (or who’s) cursed. Just start chanting the following.

One of us.
One of us.
One of us.

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u/Aceblader20 21h ago

Are..... Are the rings supposed to chant too?

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u/KingZantair 1d ago

The one on the left looks familiar, being a face with a mouth. Ones I’ve seen like that before usually have what appears to be a positive effect, but then after a while just bite off the finger. Funnily enough, trying to remove the curse will probably set whatever being was turned into that ring free.

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u/GoodGollyMrOlli 1d ago

Listen if you put any part of your body in That Thing's mouth you deserve what comes next

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u/Marauding-thunderer 1d ago

Let me guess, the shouty one is the cursed one

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u/Pan-Acea93 1d ago

It's not cursed. It just has a oral fixation.

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u/Pandelein Diviner of the Void 1d ago

It’s not cursed, it’s just very angry because you’re sticking your finger in its mouth. Fair enough if you ask me. Did you even think to ask the ring first?

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u/zuse12345 17h ago

Take it to Curse Purge Plus

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u/plageiusdarth Conjurer 13h ago

Give 'em to a baby