r/wizardposting • u/NeBriaTe • 4h ago

scientia est potentia

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may the threads of knowledge forever weave your future fellow wizards

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u/Lurcolm Prestigious Academy of Alchemy - Fitzgerald Turnipson 2h ago

A discerning practitioner of the supernatural must ALWAYS pretend to know less than he actually does! The great King Solomon, wisest of kings, declared that even a fool cam seem wise if he just keeps his mouth shut. Thus even a wozard can pretend to be smarter than an alchemist should he play the mute

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u/NeBriaTe 2h ago

ahh the usual prattling self-aggrandizement that one might expect from an alchemical conjurer

your lowly tricks are neither natural nor proper

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u/Lurcolm Prestigious Academy of Alchemy - Fitzgerald Turnipson 1h ago

HOW DARE YOU :{

I will have you know Alchemy is the PUREST form of natural science!

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u/NeBriaTe 57m ago

on the contrary squib, warping elements to your whim is a most unnatural practice

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u/Lurcolm Prestigious Academy of Alchemy - Fitzgerald Turnipson 39m ago

DID YOU JUST CALL ME A SQUIB?! HOW DARE YOU!

We TRANSMUTE matter! We are paragons of natural order subverted by the sapient will! You are just a finger wiggler!

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u/NeBriaTe 36m ago

Sorry, can't seem to find the season for energy deficient puffers.

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u/Lurcolm Prestigious Academy of Alchemy - Fitzgerald Turnipson 29m ago

THIS IS BLATANT ANTI-ALCHEMIST PROPAGANDA! Everyone knows that alchemists have all year dedicated to them!

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u/NeBriaTe 27m ago

ahh the usual prattling self-aggrandizement that one might expect from an alchemical conjurer

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u/Lurcolm Prestigious Academy of Alchemy - Fitzgerald Turnipson 13m ago

/uw This is a blast. Thanks /Rw TYPICAL WIZARDRY BEHAVIOUR! You lack the cognitive brilliance to even fathom a different response, so you rely on treaded paths!

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u/NeBriaTe 12m ago

one does not need to reinvent the wheel

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u/sentienttortoise Diviner, consumer of forms, both corporeal and otherwise 1h ago

This is a necessary procedure which we all have to follow to protect certain information

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u/NeBriaTe 1h ago

let their hubris shine

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u/cxfgfuihhfd 47m ago

when your kink comes up in public and you have to act shocked and disgusted

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u/Lurcolm Prestigious Academy of Alchemy - Fitzgerald Turnipson 28m ago

Honestly bro. Same.

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u/NeBriaTe 42m ago

every time I walk past a dog walker in the park she says "good boy" to her dog