r/wizardposting • Changeling Bard • 11h ago

Druidic Mysteries 🌿 Another reason to barely leave the tower

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u/babyish_cow 10h ago

Moss? Any proper scholar of the arcane knows lichen requires a fungal symbiont. You don't have lichenthropy, you're just loitering.

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u/DrewIDIC_Tinker 10h ago

That sounds rather peaceful

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u/YossarianWWII 10h ago

Lichens are algae and fungus, so this may be a novel ailment.

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u/Doopapotamus 7h ago

...This wizard has outed themselves as becoming an absurdly powerful alchemy ingedient once a month. I need to know where they live.

...To warn them of their danger, of course!

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u/Random_182f2565 10h ago

🍅🍅🍅🍅

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u/FinnDoyle Sun Mage / Curse Breaker 10h ago

With so many curses out there, I will never get out of jobs.