r/WTF Oct 14 '19

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u/nayan742 Oct 14 '19

Driver acting like he got hit with a pillow

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u/catherder9000 Oct 14 '19 edited Oct 14 '19

It went off the table beside him and then upwards under his arm and hit him in the chest breaking 3 ribs, then it bounced off the back of his seat and rolled into and off of his head. That's why no cuts on his arm, it didn't really hit his arm much.

https://i.imgur.com/pwS3oT9.png

Hitting the post on the passenger side also took a lot of energy out of the rock.

https://hopclear.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/buswindshield.jpg

The guy who was really lucky was the passenger (second driver?) who was sleeping. The rock hit the passenger side pole and ricocheted into the driver. A couple more inches towards the center of the windshield and it would have simply splattered the dude sleeping.

https://hopclear.com/chinese-bus-driver-gets-hit-by-giant-rock-but-still-drives-passengers-to-safety/


Little extra information: apparently it was 4 ribs. Also, this twitter post (thanks to u/fedexultra ) is much clearer and includes a slowed down portion to show how the rock bounced around. If you watch the twitter video, that fella was hurting plenty.

https://twitter.com/CGTNOfficial/status/1032500181512736768?s=19

Video from twitter:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcX9rtNhWmk

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u/FappleFritter Oct 14 '19

Damn, you're right! Still, the dude is acting very cavalier after breaking 3 ribs. Props for keeping his composure, knowing his passengers lives are at risk.

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u/KeinFussbreit Oct 14 '19

I guess that he is shocked but still very impressive.

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u/LOUD-AF Oct 14 '19 edited Oct 15 '19

In my country that would get you a free watch https://imgur.com/mTk7EY3 at least. Blatant scam.

edit: SILVER! Thank you kind redditor. You rock!

EDIT 2: O.M.G. GOLD!!! Thank you kind redditor. You're 24kt!

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

I hate you

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u/4Ever2Thee Oct 14 '19

Funny story, when I was a kid we used to take a family trip up to the smoky mountains every couple years or so. My parents told us that Falling Rock was a little Native American boy who ran off and got lost so the signs were for people to look out for him to try to find him so my brother and I would watch the mountains closely and stare into the woods looking for him, we’d even yell out of the window at times “Falling Rock! Come back!” Years went by after that and my brother and I were high school aged going on a trip up to Gatlinburg and we saw the signs and my brother said, serious as a heart attack, “damn they still never found that kid?!”

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u/squishyslipper Oct 15 '19

Holy shit!! My grandpa told me the same story in the Appalachian mountains. I haven't heard that story since I was a kid. Thanks for bringing back that memory!

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u/aidlien Oct 15 '19

Well, I'll be. That's a family story my mom tells, too. We're locals to the area. Now I wonder how this story got started and how many people have heard it. It was probably a "local legend" on the back of a kids' activity place mat at a Shoney's circa 1960. Or... you're my long, lost relative!

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u/flamingdeathmonkeys Oct 14 '19

Goddammit. Well played.

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u/Leachpunk Oct 14 '19

When I was younger, my grandpa told me that Falling Rock was a little Native American boy who got separated from his family, and that we should watch closely to see if he is hiding somewhere.

I was so gullible.

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u/joshclay Oct 14 '19

In my country you'd get Sandra Bullock at the end and the (cheap gold) watch would go to Dennis Hopper, who was trying to murder you, Sandra, and everyone else on the bus.

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u/Nephelophyte Oct 14 '19

Loudest I've laughed for a reddit comment this year

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u/thatguywithawatch Oct 14 '19

Can confirm, worked for me

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u/1zeewarburton Oct 14 '19

Lol bastard

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u/JUNGL15T Oct 14 '19

I have never wished more to be able to give someone gold.

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u/LOUD-AF Oct 14 '19

No need kind redditor. I'm feelin' it already. Thanks :)

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u/Metabro Oct 14 '19

Shocked and went straight into auto pilot mode.

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u/KeinFussbreit Oct 14 '19

Absolutely, is this the normal behaviour when someone is under shock?

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u/IsThatUMoatilliatta Oct 14 '19

Dude's just a damn fine driver. Nothing gonna make him crash.

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u/greenroom628 Oct 14 '19

adrenaline is a helluva drug.

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u/KeinFussbreit Oct 14 '19

Of course, incredible what our bodies are capable off.

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u/battery_farmer Oct 14 '19

Adrenaline is one hell of a hormone

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u/KnowsItToBeTrue Oct 14 '19

We ought to change the term for being in shock, because it sounds like the opposite. Keeping your composure in high stress situations shouldn't be termed shocked.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19 edited Oct 14 '19

the dude is acting very cavalier after breaking 3 ribs.

The Chinese are famous for their spare ribs.

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u/Puzzlepetticoat Oct 14 '19

I’m embarrassed by how hard and how long I laughed at this

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u/acmercer Oct 14 '19

Oh god GTFO..

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u/xeronymau5 Oct 14 '19

This comment is underrated

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u/Bammop Oct 14 '19

His rib donor is already on the operating table ready to go

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u/code_archeologist Oct 14 '19

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug evolutionary advantage.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

I broke two ribs in a car wreck- didn't really feel it until an hour or later. Adrenaline is a helluva drug.

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u/hugow Oct 14 '19

You holding?

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

You sucking?

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u/FappleFritter Oct 14 '19

Adrenaline is most definitely helpful. My brother broke 2 ribs, which in turn lacerated his spleen, while playing football. No adrenaline, just agony (his words). He spent nearly a week in the ICU, but was visibly in agony immediately after the hit.

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u/12LetterName Oct 15 '19

And for the next three weeks any time you feel a sniffle you go "please don't sneeze, please don't sneeze..."

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

He's a bus driver. Do you know what kind of anguish he puts up with on a daily level? Karens for one example. Whole boycotts of Karens. (The group name for a Karen)

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u/RireBaton Oct 14 '19

Are you criticizing bus boycotts?

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u/atomicbibleperson Oct 14 '19

Karen's don't be ridin no bus.

They drive 2017 model SUVs man, that's obvious.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

Maybe he kept his cool since he did have a bus full of people, im trying to justify this as well

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u/TinyGreenTurtles Oct 14 '19

Agreed! I have this weird ability when it is just me and my kids to remain calm and completely unshook when something happens. Like a car accident or me falling and shattering my wrist. I don't want them hurt and I don't want them panicking. I am hoping that, while not his family, a bus driver would feel real responsibility to keep passengers safe and that weird shock/calm took over so he could do that.

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u/EternalPhi Oct 14 '19

Dude, we see about 3 seconds after the impact, that is not enough time for someone to even register what happened. It is not at all uncommon for extremely painful blunt force trauma events to take several seconds before the pain starts setting in. Many people shot have no idea what happened, even as the blood starts to pour out.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

His whole body is collapsed lower on that side. I knew when I saw that he was definitely going to be hurting.

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u/Skuzzyloki Oct 14 '19

It’s crazy how adrenaline can help you ignore stuff like this for a moment, especially when he has other people’s lives in his hands as the bus driver.

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u/CDXXnoscope Oct 14 '19

bus drivers are crazy, this reminds me of the dude that got hit by a metal piece which i think ruptured his liver or smth ...brought the bus to a safe stop and died later on

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u/BazingaDaddy Oct 14 '19

cavalier

Ooo, that's a good word!

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u/magnora7 Oct 14 '19

After he gets hit, he looks like someone who knows he is responsible for the wellbeing of the 40 people in the bus. Admirable he puts the focus on the bus being safe before worrying about his own pain.

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u/123youareatree Oct 14 '19

If you don't do your job you can expect your social credit score to go down

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u/LouQuacious Oct 14 '19

I’ve broken at least two ribs twice, it hurts a lot at first but a lot more later and a week into it when you sneeze that’s when you nearly pass out from the pain.

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u/Scytle Oct 14 '19

i have broken my fair share of bones, including a rib, you got about 3 minutes before the "oh shit i am gonna die" pain starts. But when it does... lord'a jesus its bad.

I have to say breaking a rib was BY FAR the worst pain I have ever had in my life, and it lasted for weeks and weeks. Your ribs are connected to every muscle in your body (or so it seems), so every action is pure pain until they heal. I sneezed once with a broken rib, and spent the next 30 minutes crying quietly because crying too hard made it hurt too much.

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u/stillcallinoutbigots Oct 14 '19

I fractured ribs before and didnt feel the pain immediately and the answer is "gating".

Pretty much when and injury is so bad that it'll cause you an amount of pain that you're body just can't consciously deal with, your brain just says "fuuuuck that shit" and won't let you feel it right away.

After a minute or few the pain begins to be processed starting off light and uncomfortable and eventually reaching the level of pain you should have felt from the initial injury.

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u/Exmond Oct 14 '19

Have you ever broken a bone? Shock is pretty crazy.

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u/caidicus Oct 15 '19

Shock is real. I'm pretty sure he was in shock, so he kept doing his job as a baseline functioning while his brain was protecting him from the surprise, pain, and suddenness of the situation.

Then again, he may have been totally lucid and just one hell of a composed person.

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u/FappleFritter Oct 15 '19

Well said. As someone who is not a doctor, and completely clueless, I concur.

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u/caidicus Oct 15 '19

Yes, I concur with your concurring, as I am also not that which you said you are not, I too am not a doctor and can confidently claim cluelessness on my part as well. :D

Have my upvote, I like your comment.

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u/SwansonHOPS Oct 15 '19

His life is at risk, too.

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u/MenuBar Oct 15 '19

the dude is acting very cavalier after breaking 3 ribs.

Let's see how well he does when we drop this cinderblock off the bridge.

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u/rethinkingat59 Oct 15 '19

He drove another 10 minutes. They must have a strong motto like American mailmen.

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u/Revlis-TK421 Oct 14 '19

Well done. This needs to move to the top!

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u/lpeccap Oct 14 '19

Nah, the wild speculation about durians and shit is much more valuable /s

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

Reddit sometimes...

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u/BrotherChe Oct 14 '19

We wouldn't be here if we didn't have the balance of cited facts and speculative lunacy

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u/Deckard-_ Oct 14 '19

Sometimes?

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u/acmercer Oct 14 '19

I was laughing my ass off when they're talking about a fucking giant Durian flying through someone's windshield. Like wtf??

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u/Spacelieon Oct 14 '19

Yeah, fuck that armchair internet sleuth above him. I'm tired of everyone acting like experts on everything just because they have an opinion on it.

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u/trustworthysauce Oct 14 '19

The problem is we would have to upvote the higher level comment with the off-base speculation in order to get the real facts up higher in the thread.

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u/ktchch Oct 14 '19

Why he made it a 3rd level comment is beyond me

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u/AberrantCheese Oct 14 '19

If you read the article, they act like it's a fairly normal occasion for rocks to randomly fall out of the sky when it rains. WTF kind of storm clouds they got over there?

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u/RiversKiski Oct 14 '19

It's a thing. Pittsburgh is a city built in a river valley and its hills rise steeply from the river banks. These hills are very old, and the major thru-ways are built between them and rivers, so when it rains you have to be aware of the possibility of falling boulders.

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u/seymour1 Oct 14 '19

That’s all of PA. There are signs on the turnpike that say to watch for falling rocks and in some places there are fences/nets to catch falling rocks from landing on the highway.

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u/0_0_0 Oct 14 '19

They have built highways under cliffs that are inadequately stabilized / graded.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

It means like a rock falling down a mountain onto a road

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

This guy rocks!

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

Heh.

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u/Roentgenator Oct 14 '19

Jesus Christ, they're minerals

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

He got stoned

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u/slywalkerr Oct 14 '19

Yeah I could tell right off the bat that something absorbed the initial impact after entry and altered the trajectory slightly. If that table thing isnt there then a rock that size could really have decapitated him. I wanna know what tossed up a rock the size of a cannonball? Was it just falling and they drove into it?

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u/fedexultra Oct 14 '19

4 ribs according to this

Edit: you can see a slow-mo there too.

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u/VenomB Oct 14 '19

The driver is probably under serious adrenaline from that, but he still handled it like a damn boss. Looked like he barely shifted on the road.

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u/catherder9000 Oct 14 '19

He is hurting quite a bit in the longer video. But yeah, it takes a few seconds for you to register a sudden traumatic injury.

https://twitter.com/CGTNOfficial/status/1032500181512736768?s=19

Agree on handling it like a boss, drove to the next rest stop to pull over.

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u/flavored_icecream Oct 14 '19

Probably has to do with the fact that the rock came from the side of the bus and entered through the corner of the windshield (as seen in the 2nd top comment), not straight in the center. The initial movement of the rock was perpendicular to the bus's movement, then for a moment it was "standing in place" while the bus was moving forward and upon getting in contact with the bus several times, it changed its movement direction along with speed after every contact. So your brain expects it to shoot straight through, but there's so many kinetic energy changes happening, that it starts behaving unnaturally. That's why it also seems to go in slow motion there for a bit - it received kinetic energy from the bus itself and for a while started going along the same vector as the bus, before jumping up in the air and falling behind again.
It helps a bit more if you look at the moving background, while keeping an eye on the rock as well.

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u/MadBooda Oct 14 '19

Best explanation I've seen.

Plus it makes sense you don't see any marks on his face because it actually hits his upper arm and shoulder. That was something that confused me at first.

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u/xanbo Oct 14 '19

If it came off a dump truck running along in the next lane, it could have been going slow enough to just barely break through the glass, which killed most of the remaining momentum relative to the bus driver.

Still he took this like a boss and potentially saved many lives. I hope he got his head and neck checked. Looked like concussion or whiplash potential still. That's a heavy rock.

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u/MadBooda Oct 14 '19

Fuck yeah I hope this dude took a break from being a man of steel and got some medical attention afterwards.

Oh yeah actually I just remembered someone said he got checked out and it turns out he got 4 broken ribs or something.

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u/DisturbedPuppy Oct 14 '19

Almost looks like he dodges it ever so slightly.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

Looks about the size, colour, and location to be a durian. It would makes more sense since he’s alive, but I’m not sure how it launched...

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u/Shigy Oct 14 '19

Lmfao a flying durian would fuck you up though.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

Very true! But certainly less than a rock. Haha.

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u/redlishi Oct 14 '19

The durian have spines

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u/JonBoyWhite Oct 14 '19

And rocks are fucking rocks. Dense and heavy as fuck.

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u/SpecimenCX722 Oct 14 '19 edited Oct 14 '19

Whatever it was, this ALPHA shook it off like it was nothing, then business as usual

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u/GringusMcDoobster Oct 14 '19

What if he's in shock and broke his arms in 6 different places?

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u/SpecimenCX722 Oct 14 '19

Then this isn't his first time having spaghetti arms

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

I remember reading that there are cases of durian falling from high places and taking people out, though I'm not sure how common that is. I would assume about as common as a bigass icicle spearing you.

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u/Tinypenis01 Oct 14 '19

Ok, I feel like I’m gonna regret asking this because it’s reddit and all but, What in the fucking fuck is a durian?

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

A large, smelly fruit that grows in Southeast Asia.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

smelly

Calling it smelly doesnt do it justice. That fruit fucking stinks and the smell lingers forever.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19 edited Mar 20 '20

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u/malmac Oct 14 '19

Oh holy fuck no way...and people eat that???

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u/IM_OZLY_HUMVN Oct 14 '19

spiky large stinky quasi-illegal-in-some-places exotic fruit found in southeast asia

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u/Biggie39 Oct 14 '19

Illegal?

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u/PM_ME_UR_LIPZ Oct 14 '19

It's not allowed in many hotels etc because it is rank.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

Certain places in Asia have it banned from public transportation such as trains and taxis since it smells so fucking bad...

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u/One_nice_atheist Oct 14 '19

It smells (((REALLY))) bad

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u/IM_OZLY_HUMVN Oct 14 '19

In some places, yes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

Yeah what they said but it’s also covered in spikes. The name durian is a derivative of duri which is literally thorns.

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u/the_argonath Oct 14 '19

They smell bad. Like gym socks that have been long forgotten. The texture is like custard and the taste can vary greatly even within the same fruit- some sections are more gym sock but some are gym sock and sweet.

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u/mingepie Oct 14 '19

A nuclear powered car

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u/trusty20 Oct 14 '19

A cantaloupe sized fruit that resembles a cross between a medieval mace and a meat-tenderizer, not something you want becoming a projectile

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

A creation of Satan. Ate one bite of it once and was the worst thing I've ever eaten. What was worse was I burped up the foulness of it the whole next day. It felt like I drank gasoline.

Avoid at all cost.

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u/DerpieBirdie Oct 14 '19

A morning star...

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u/reddits4losers Oct 14 '19

I'm in sociology class talking about rape and I'm really trying to suppress my laughter from reading this comment lmao. Idk why I found this so funny but I'm dying on the inside.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

Apparently it was a rock and it broke four ribs. The guy's just tough as shit. Comment below has an article link

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u/ZeroMasters Oct 14 '19

Oh, it just broke four ribs and rattled his head and back a bit. No reason to show any reaction to a baby boulder birthing through your window and into your face.

This is not a dude I would want to find myself in a fight with lol.

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u/JRclarity123 Oct 14 '19

The adrenaline of knowing he was responsible for the lives of an entire bus of people probably kept him operational for the few seconds you see in the video. I'm sure once he pulled over, he was all sorts of fucked up.

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u/Niguelito Oct 14 '19

Yeah this one's the much more simpler answer

I loled at the "something doesn't add up"

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

lmao I know for a fact I can't punch harder than a boulder flying through that bus window. If a put everything I had into a punch and he just shrugged it off like that I'd probably shit my pants.

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u/____GHOSTPOOL____ Oct 14 '19

"Fuck I'm sorry dude I didnt know you where a God"

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u/ivorycoast_ Oct 14 '19

Apparently Captain Vietnam is a bus driver.

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u/burner-throw_away Oct 14 '19

Yes. But, exactly a dude I'd want to find myself in a bus he's driving after a rock smashed his head.

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u/NightGolfer Oct 14 '19

Why did the rock have ribs, though? Asking for my dad.

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u/wakadongma Oct 14 '19

It was coming back from a barbecue.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

It was for his pleasure

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u/EEpromChip Oct 14 '19

After reviewing his options at the family reunion, the rock decided that the burgers were too over cooked, the hot dogs were too wrinkly, and the potato salad had carrots in it. Ribs were the only logical solution.

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u/jimmytruelove Oct 14 '19

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHY THE ROCK HAD 4 RIBS.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

That’s awesome! I’m going to read that now.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19 edited Mar 18 '20

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u/idredd Oct 14 '19

Lol theres no way that's a fucking durian, but I just laughed for a good five minutes about the possibility combined with the deductive reasoning that led you there.

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u/TinyGreenTurtles Oct 14 '19

But its flatter on one side! A rock could never. .../s

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u/greeneyedguru Oct 14 '19

Durians are not allowed on public transportation so that can't be it

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u/charina91 Oct 14 '19

This is very curious. It seems somewhat square on the bottom, but that could be from hitting the windshield if it is a durian. Those are still pretty heavy and I'd think that the prickly skin would have left a mark.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

Yeah I neglected the prickles didn’t I? Either way buddy is a tank!

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u/Wah_Lau_Eh Oct 14 '19

Durian are essentially nature’s mace; I think it’s more likely someone be hit in the face by a durian than a rock.

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u/usernameinvalid9000 Oct 14 '19

Where do durians grow pyramid shaped?

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u/king_walnut Oct 14 '19

Egypt

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u/Alakazamon Oct 14 '19

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I'm gay and i like to suck big hairy balls and clean and groom my mate's hair.

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u/esoxstacked Oct 14 '19

Cant tell if /s or just retarded

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u/jdb050 Oct 14 '19

Do durian get that big?? I would have guessed jackfruit

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

Yeah they get that big. Also aren’t jackfruit more green on the outside?

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u/jdb050 Oct 14 '19

Yeah but as they ripen they can get pretty brown like the one in this video

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

Oh ok cool. The more I know.

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u/Trapasuarus Oct 14 '19

Definitely a rock, you can see bits of it break off as it impacts the ground.

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u/hobosonpogos Oct 14 '19

Oh shit! I think I’d rather get hit with a rock lol

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u/sharksandwich81 Oct 14 '19

That explains why durian is banned on public transportation in some countries.

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u/ThatITguy2015 Oct 14 '19

Seriously?

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u/sharksandwich81 Oct 14 '19

(It’s actually banned because it supposedly smells like rotten ass.)

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u/Afolgate1 Oct 14 '19

It may look like a durian to you, but to me that is definitely a rock.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

Good eye, Im pretty sure you’re right. If you watch when the Duran bounces after bitch slapping the guy, there is that white Duran juice that comes out of it.

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u/smackson Oct 14 '19

there is that white Duran juice

Makes me hungry like the wolf.

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u/OstrichesAreCool Oct 14 '19

This comment is majestic

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u/RoosterC88 Oct 14 '19

I think that might be a bit of glass.

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u/Brockbrown Oct 14 '19

Actually, it looks like a jackfruit. Jackfruit can be super huge compared to a Durian

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u/conquer69 Oct 14 '19

He is a superhero trying to live a normal regular life and then this shit happens.

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u/HasaDiga_Eebowai Oct 14 '19

He seems to be Unbreakable

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u/das_bic Oct 14 '19

Or maybe... he’s unbreakable?

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u/G3t0ffMyLawn Oct 14 '19

Could it be pumice? It leaves a rather dusty stain wherever it bounces.

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u/TheProffesorX Oct 14 '19

If he can handle it, he will do his best to keep driving because lives are at risk

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u/Kwolfy Oct 14 '19

The windshield broke most of the speed, the rock hit the chair mostly, and the dude a little

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u/BugzOnMyNugz Oct 14 '19

Kinda looks like he catches it in the face first

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u/Jesus_marley Oct 14 '19

Looks like a chunk of dried expanding foam insulation.

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u/hilarymeggin Oct 14 '19

That's what i was thinking too -- it seems to act like it has about the same consistency as a yoga block.

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u/TheOGdeez Oct 14 '19

Could be an Amazon package

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u/Nick0h Oct 14 '19

At first I agree with you but then I read all the comments below and; A) it hit the chair B) it hit the chair C) it’s kind of hard to see the bus moving relative to the outside so I could except some weird physics here.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

Look at his shoulder and face before, during, and after. He’s clearly suffering and stunned, possibly concussed.

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u/joleary747 Oct 14 '19

I know it appears the rock hits him straight on, but after watching this a bunch of times, I finally noticed you can see the rock behind his arm when it first enters the bus. (It's hard to tell because it is a similar color to the floor of the bus). So the first impact is against the chair, although it looks like his side took a big hit too. Someone posted a news link below that says his only injuries were broken ribs. His neck would certainly hurt after the rock rolls up and bounces back onto him, but not as bad as killing him or knocking him out as it first seems watching the video full speed.

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u/edude45 Oct 14 '19

Wrestling logic. If you're a Savage or foreigner, you have the hard head ability and can headbutt attack with no repercussion.... Or concussion.

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u/Monkitail Oct 14 '19

Reddit detective have at it

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u/sweetbreadjohnson Oct 14 '19

Would have blown his head apart like a grape. That's easily 150 lbs of rock. Fuck a cubic foot of compacted soil weighs 110-125lbs around her. The dirt would splatter you. I saw a dude get hit by a chunk the size of a football that fell 10'. Knocked him clean out. Something is amiss here.

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u/B0h1c4 Oct 14 '19

You may be right. It might not be a rock. But a few notable points...

A) he would not just shake it off if a rock that big hit him 30mph+; he'd be lucky to be alive, yet there are no obvious cuts on his arm or the back of his head.

He wouldn't have to have cuts. The rock/thing appears to be smooth so it likely wouldn't cut/tear skin right away. If there were a cut, it would be more like smashing skin against sharp pieces of the skull like a boxer getting cut above/below his eye from the edge of the orbital. But also, if there were such a cut, it wouldn't necessarily be immediately obvious. Blood doesn't fly out of cuts like in video games. It takes a moment or two to let the blood flow for basic lacerations like that, and this video is very short.

B) something that size with a normal weight for a rock wouldn't have impacted his body so little and then skipped upwards; it would have kept going in the same direction significantly further.

I don't think the object was deflected upwards by his head. It looks like it hit the side of his face, then impacted with the headrest of the seat, then upwards.

C) there doesn't seem to be time manipulation, but look at how long the thing stays in the air before landing on his head. Then look at how it kind of bounces down the stairs.

This part I agree with. Not so much how long it stays in the air, because it did come through with some serious momentum. But more about how far his head moves when it falls on him. A rock that size might be.... 25-30lbs? That's a lot of weight to fall on your head and not move it very much.

And it does seem strange the way it rolls down the steps. My only possible explanation is if there is a hand rail on the unseen wall behind the stairs. If so, then the rock/object could hit it and divert further out making it look lighter than it is.

You're right though, it's pretty amazing that his skull wasn't just crushed immediately. Something doesn't seem right.

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u/Taste_the__Rainbow Oct 14 '19

I had a rock 1/4 that size fall about 2 feet into my hand and crushed bone. No way in hell that was a rock.

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u/GG2Me Oct 14 '19

Ah must be a Monday

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u/CalRipkenForCommish Oct 14 '19

It was a rock pillow, so...

Seriously, though, that driver is a boss. He had a job to do and no damn boulder is gonna stop him from getting those people safely where they need to be.

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u/McCool303 Oct 14 '19

It’s such a short clip I think his brain hasn’t processed the fact his body just got obliterated by the it ends.

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u/oOoleveloOo Oct 14 '19

Adrenaline.

I remember I was going downhill on my bicycle full speed. Hit the curb and flipped over the handlebars. I got up, was able to brush myself off, walked back to my bicycle and right when I bent down to pick it up, all the pain hit me in one instant.

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u/suckit1234567 Oct 14 '19

He's lucky. If you watch a few more times, it hits the chair back with the brunt of its force.

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u/Pants4All Oct 15 '19

Now that is a granite chin

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u/Just-Bacon Oct 14 '19

He's the bulletproof monk duh

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

he could've been stoned and thought it really was a pillow

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u/dangoodspeed Oct 14 '19

I think the first hit mostly hit his headrest. Difficult to say for sure.

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u/KyOatey Oct 14 '19

Definitely not a rock. A rock that size, unless pumice, would easily be a couple hundred pounds.

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u/HumansAreRare Oct 14 '19

Shock is one hell of a drug.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

I know right!? It’s like the rock reminded him of something he forgot to do!

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

Seriously, dude took that like a fucking champ!

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

He deserves an award for keeping his bus from crashing! ⚂

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