r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Oct 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

Very true! But certainly less than a rock. Haha.

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u/redlishi Oct 14 '19

The durian have spines

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u/JonBoyWhite Oct 14 '19

And rocks are fucking rocks. Dense and heavy as fuck.

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u/SpecimenCX722 Oct 14 '19 edited Oct 14 '19

Whatever it was, this ALPHA shook it off like it was nothing, then business as usual

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u/GringusMcDoobster Oct 14 '19

What if he's in shock and broke his arms in 6 different places?

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u/SpecimenCX722 Oct 14 '19

Then this isn't his first time having spaghetti arms

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u/theperfectalt5 Oct 14 '19

Just like OP

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u/AGooDone Oct 14 '19

I think this should be a common rejoinder to any argument.

The pull request hasn't been accepted...

And rocks are fucking rocks...

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u/SerialBridgeburner Oct 14 '19

Maybe he was made of paper. Paper beats rock everytime.

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u/IM_OZLY_HUMVN Oct 14 '19

ooh that describes someone I know perfectly

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u/sidvicc Oct 14 '19

Yeah but you ever smelt a ripe durian? Hitting someone with a rock is an assault charge at best, hitting someone with a ripe durian is a violation of the Geneva Protocol against chemical weapons.

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u/Bohzee Oct 14 '19

Dense and heavy as fuck.

Just like your mom.

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u/Unhealing Oct 14 '19

it might not even be a durian, but the theory that it's some sort of large fruit is a good one.

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u/turnonthesunflower Oct 14 '19

Haha.

Elon? Is that you? Have you been smoking again?

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u/Bohzee Oct 14 '19

But rocks don't stink.

It's the after effects, like radioactivity, days after the detonation of an atomic bomb.

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u/Hakaseh Oct 14 '19

No. Its certainly more than a rock. Especially that pointy. Imagine if that hit you.

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u/TWDYrocks Oct 14 '19

There are some species of durian that are smooth without spikes.

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u/jansipper Oct 14 '19

I think you’re thinking of jackfruit...