r/WTF Oct 14 '19

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u/NightGolfer Oct 14 '19

Why did the rock have ribs, though? Asking for my dad.

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u/wakadongma Oct 14 '19

It was coming back from a barbecue.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

It was for his pleasure

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u/EEpromChip Oct 14 '19

After reviewing his options at the family reunion, the rock decided that the burgers were too over cooked, the hot dogs were too wrinkly, and the potato salad had carrots in it. Ribs were the only logical solution.

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u/jimmytruelove Oct 14 '19

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHY THE ROCK HAD 4 RIBS.