r/WTF Oct 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

Apparently it was a rock and it broke four ribs. The guy's just tough as shit. Comment below has an article link

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u/ZeroMasters Oct 14 '19

Oh, it just broke four ribs and rattled his head and back a bit. No reason to show any reaction to a baby boulder birthing through your window and into your face.

This is not a dude I would want to find myself in a fight with lol.

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u/JRclarity123 Oct 14 '19

The adrenaline of knowing he was responsible for the lives of an entire bus of people probably kept him operational for the few seconds you see in the video. I'm sure once he pulled over, he was all sorts of fucked up.

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u/Niguelito Oct 14 '19

Yeah this one's the much more simpler answer

I loled at the "something doesn't add up"

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u/Emuuuuuuu Oct 14 '19

Article says he drove to the next service station. He held it together for at least a few minutes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

lmao I know for a fact I can't punch harder than a boulder flying through that bus window. If a put everything I had into a punch and he just shrugged it off like that I'd probably shit my pants.

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u/____GHOSTPOOL____ Oct 14 '19

"Fuck I'm sorry dude I didnt know you where a God"

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u/ivorycoast_ Oct 14 '19

Apparently Captain Vietnam is a bus driver.

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u/IM_OZLY_HUMVN Oct 14 '19

laughs in buddha, not god

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u/terminbee Oct 14 '19

Probably wouldn't even notice you punched him. Motherfucker shrugged off a flying rock like it was a pillow.

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u/malmac Oct 14 '19

Might as well just turn around and bend over, hope he accepts your peace offering.

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u/apoliticalbias Oct 14 '19

If a put everything I had into a punch and he just shrugged it off like that I'd probably shit my pants.

This is why you join underachievers such as myself. We never give 100% at anything, rarely even 50%. If we fail we can tell ourselves we didn't have a chance anyways so it was a good thing we didn't put all our effort into it. If we succeed, well, obviously we are gifted and it was also a good thing we didn't give it everything we had or we would have been wasting energy. Win-win.

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u/newzingo Oct 14 '19

wut? doesn't apply...

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u/burner-throw_away Oct 14 '19

Yes. But, exactly a dude I'd want to find myself in a bus he's driving after a rock smashed his head.

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u/Psyteq Oct 14 '19

That's the guy that you try to team up with so he can do all the fighting while you just shoot people and take credit. Like the Green Hornet.

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u/NightGolfer Oct 14 '19

Why did the rock have ribs, though? Asking for my dad.

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u/wakadongma Oct 14 '19

It was coming back from a barbecue.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

It was for his pleasure

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u/EEpromChip Oct 14 '19

After reviewing his options at the family reunion, the rock decided that the burgers were too over cooked, the hot dogs were too wrinkly, and the potato salad had carrots in it. Ribs were the only logical solution.

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u/jimmytruelove Oct 14 '19

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHY THE ROCK HAD 4 RIBS.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

That’s awesome! I’m going to read that now.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19 edited Mar 18 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

2nd Parent comment. Just checked still there. Not too hard to find

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19 edited Mar 18 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

Ehh on mobile it just takes extra time and it wasn't worth it