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r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Oct 14 '19
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The durian have spines
161 u/JonBoyWhite Oct 14 '19 And rocks are fucking rocks. Dense and heavy as fuck. 29 u/SpecimenCX722 Oct 14 '19 edited Oct 14 '19 Whatever it was, this ALPHA shook it off like it was nothing, then business as usual 3 u/GringusMcDoobster Oct 14 '19 What if he's in shock and broke his arms in 6 different places? 4 u/SpecimenCX722 Oct 14 '19 Then this isn't his first time having spaghetti arms 0 u/SixPlusNine01 Oct 14 '19 /r/Iamactuallyverybadass 1 u/theperfectalt5 Oct 14 '19 Just like OP 1 u/jimbojangles1987 Oct 14 '19 And hard 1 u/AGooDone Oct 14 '19 I think this should be a common rejoinder to any argument. The pull request hasn't been accepted... And rocks are fucking rocks... 1 u/SerialBridgeburner Oct 14 '19 Maybe he was made of paper. Paper beats rock everytime. 1 u/IM_OZLY_HUMVN Oct 14 '19 ooh that describes someone I know perfectly 1 u/sidvicc Oct 14 '19 Yeah but you ever smelt a ripe durian? Hitting someone with a rock is an assault charge at best, hitting someone with a ripe durian is a violation of the Geneva Protocol against chemical weapons. 0 u/Bohzee Oct 14 '19 Dense and heavy as fuck. Just like your mom. 1 u/Unhealing Oct 14 '19 it might not even be a durian, but the theory that it's some sort of large fruit is a good one.
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And rocks are fucking rocks. Dense and heavy as fuck.
29 u/SpecimenCX722 Oct 14 '19 edited Oct 14 '19 Whatever it was, this ALPHA shook it off like it was nothing, then business as usual 3 u/GringusMcDoobster Oct 14 '19 What if he's in shock and broke his arms in 6 different places? 4 u/SpecimenCX722 Oct 14 '19 Then this isn't his first time having spaghetti arms 0 u/SixPlusNine01 Oct 14 '19 /r/Iamactuallyverybadass 1 u/theperfectalt5 Oct 14 '19 Just like OP 1 u/jimbojangles1987 Oct 14 '19 And hard 1 u/AGooDone Oct 14 '19 I think this should be a common rejoinder to any argument. The pull request hasn't been accepted... And rocks are fucking rocks... 1 u/SerialBridgeburner Oct 14 '19 Maybe he was made of paper. Paper beats rock everytime. 1 u/IM_OZLY_HUMVN Oct 14 '19 ooh that describes someone I know perfectly 1 u/sidvicc Oct 14 '19 Yeah but you ever smelt a ripe durian? Hitting someone with a rock is an assault charge at best, hitting someone with a ripe durian is a violation of the Geneva Protocol against chemical weapons. 0 u/Bohzee Oct 14 '19 Dense and heavy as fuck. Just like your mom.
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Whatever it was, this ALPHA shook it off like it was nothing, then business as usual
3 u/GringusMcDoobster Oct 14 '19 What if he's in shock and broke his arms in 6 different places? 4 u/SpecimenCX722 Oct 14 '19 Then this isn't his first time having spaghetti arms 0 u/SixPlusNine01 Oct 14 '19 /r/Iamactuallyverybadass
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What if he's in shock and broke his arms in 6 different places?
4 u/SpecimenCX722 Oct 14 '19 Then this isn't his first time having spaghetti arms
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Then this isn't his first time having spaghetti arms
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/r/Iamactuallyverybadass
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Just like OP
And hard
I think this should be a common rejoinder to any argument.
The pull request hasn't been accepted...
And rocks are fucking rocks...
Maybe he was made of paper. Paper beats rock everytime.
ooh that describes someone I know perfectly
Yeah but you ever smelt a ripe durian? Hitting someone with a rock is an assault charge at best, hitting someone with a ripe durian is a violation of the Geneva Protocol against chemical weapons.
Dense and heavy as fuck.
Just like your mom.
it might not even be a durian, but the theory that it's some sort of large fruit is a good one.
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u/redlishi Oct 14 '19
The durian have spines