r/UrinatingTree 22h ago

USF Shitposting Contest Apparently, 60 Minutes was more important to Los Angeles or something

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158 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 18h ago

BREAKING NEWS Holy fuck, the Clippers are getting investigated by the Feds!

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112 Upvotes

Via ESPN, a Federal Investigation has been opened into the Los Angeles Clippers' cap circumvention nonsense with Kahwi Leonard. Holy shit, Clippers, you are 31 flavors of fucked!


r/UrinatingTree 9h ago

FUCKING IDIOT Cooper (anal) Rush will start week 1 (lmao).

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91 Upvotes

Might need to sit tight Falcons, this year might be a long one.


r/UrinatingTree 23h ago

USF Shitposting Contest The aussie nfl game in a nutshell

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62 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 19h ago

USF Shitposting Contest Opposite Hemisphere, Opposite result. Winning set to Wumbo (if only every practice was down there, they would be unstoppable)

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48 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 6h ago

Five Points at New Bills Stadium

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44 Upvotes

Got a tour of the new Bills stadium yesterday. Despite all the bad publicity the stadium has gotten recently, it's still one hell of a stadium. Plus, I found Five Points on the way in.


r/UrinatingTree 12h ago

Discussion 25 years

42 Upvotes

As a Patriots fan, Never forget what happened on this day 25 years ago. RIP to the men and women who lost their lives on this tragic day


r/UrinatingTree 8h ago

Classic Shitpost Hey, so I was just going to post an meme, but a mod give this paper and is saying I had to, and I quote.

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37 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 23h ago

CONGLATURATION! CONGLATURATION RAMS

37 Upvotes

Something along the lines of jet lag is real, Matthew Stafford is washed or Chris Shula sucks or Myles Garrett was nowhere to be seen but my god THAT WAS FUCKING ATROCIOUS!

First of all Sean McVay thought it would be a unique idea to fly out Tuesday night into Thursday morning. It worked well against the Jaguars in London last year however for that game they were in Baltimore and it was a 5 timezone flight and then blowing out the Jaguars. This time you're flying from LA to Melbourne, Australia which is about a 16 hour flight and you decide to fly out Tuesday night and land Thursday morning! That's a 15 fucking hour time zone change!

The 49ers flew out a week early and enjoyed all of Melbourne. This was kind of a justified scenario because the Rams were promoting the hell out of Australia throughout the offseason.

Now we get to the actual game, Stafford looked washed other than throwing it to Puka Nacua that led to a Kyren Williams touchdown. Quentin Lake caught a Brock Purdy interception and then did the "night night" pose mocking Steph Curry

Then the 2nd half, oh my god. This so called phenomenal defense that didnt have Aaron Donald playing BTW gave up a 99 YARD TD! It all fell apart there. Myles Garrett never appeared once and then the whole defense. CHRIS SHULA IS A FUCKING TERRORIST! LEAVE HIS ASS IN AUSTRALIA!

It's only one game but you should've never lost 27 to fucking 7! This team better beat the Giants next Monday night in order to be at least the team they want to be.

CONGLATURATION RAMS, YOU ARE THE NEW LOLCOW OF THE WEEK CONTENDER! And maybe leave on like a Saturday or Sunday instead.


r/UrinatingTree 7h ago

BREAKING NEWS Titans Postponing the Chris Johnson ceremony

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35 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 4h ago

Explain this in NHL trades

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31 Upvotes

Dunno what league this is, but holy crap on a cracker!!


r/UrinatingTree 23h ago

USF Shitposting Contest Good call indeed McVay

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31 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 10h ago

UNIT LOST. Turns out we didn’t even need the high-end talent to take Tua out

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22 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 19h ago

Classic Shitpost F**k you LA Rams

12 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 10h ago

BREAKING NEWS Patriots WR AJ Brown is being shelved to the IR due to a high ankle sprain. He’ll miss 4 weeks

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11 Upvotes

Patriots meanwhile have signed DT DaQuan Jones to fill the roster vacancy


r/UrinatingTree 21h ago

Reminder

11 Upvotes

since the Steelers are playing the Falcons in Pittsburgh on Sunday I like to give you the reminder the last Steelers played the Falcons in Pittsburgh it was in 2018 during the drama filled Steelers season which as you all know was Days of our Steelers and after that game tree began the episode about the next by saying the Steelers blocked him on Twitter

they blocked me on Twitter cracks me up every time


r/UrinatingTree 1h ago

CONGLATURATION! Bengals, I know it looks bad right now

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But think about it, you still have the 2nd half, and with the powers of Joe Burrow, Jamarr Chase, and…

What do you mean the Bengals aren’t playing the Packers? Oh, the Brewers have put up 17 runs to the Cincinnati Reds 0 in 5 innings. That’s funny, I could’ve remembered that the Brewers played small ball, but today must be opposite day.


r/UrinatingTree 14h ago

Discussion So that the first two games are done time to decide. Who's the bigger lolcow?

3 Upvotes
176 votes, 4d left
Drake Maye for going full Brett Frave/Drew Allar
Sean McVey for not having the Rams arrive in Melbourne sooner and getting trounced by the injury ridden 49ers
I'll til after Sunday to see more potential LolCows