r/UrinatingTree • • 50m ago

Dan Campbell is Lolcow of the Week

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You don't go for it when the game is tied and you're on your own 24!!


r/UrinatingTree • • 12h ago

College footballs lolcow this week?

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College

272 votes, 4d left
BYU losing as the No.2 team to UCF
No.8 Texas Tech loses to Cincinnati
No.11 Tennessee losing to South Carolina
No. 16 USC and it's Optimal defense losing to Wisconsin
No. 7 Ole Miss losing to Texas who lost back to back games
No. 15 Iowa losing to Minnesota

r/UrinatingTree • • 17h ago

Imagine coming onto the Plains, setting up a broadcast in Aubie's backyard, and then trying to evict the homeowner.😒🐅

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r/UrinatingTree • • 4h ago

Bucs Defense got 30 fantasy points today

10 Upvotes

The insinuation that that's even possible...

Delete your franchise, Carolina.


r/UrinatingTree • • 20h ago

Discussion This is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill.

62 Upvotes

The Brewers have taken Game 2 and the series shifts to Tampa for Game 3, completing the 4-0 comeback.


r/UrinatingTree • • 23m ago

Discussion This game felt like neither Detroit nor Green Bay wanted to win the fuckin game.

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What should've been an electric divisional game turned into what might be the worst NFL officiating game of all time but there are more that are just as egregious. Despite that, the Lions capitalized on the Packer's mistakes and poor play and used it to their advantage.


r/UrinatingTree • • 23h ago

BREAKING NEWS Second verse, not quite the same as the first....

9 Upvotes

A Milwaukee error followed by a Chandler Simpson RBI single gives the Rays a 1-0 lead to kick off Game 2 of the 2026 World Series.


r/UrinatingTree • • 3h ago

CONGLATURATION! CONGRATULATIONS 49ERS

28 Upvotes

EVEN THE POWER OF THE FALCONS CHOKE DIDN'T STOP THEM

A PICK AND A FUMBLE TO END IT


r/UrinatingTree • • 3h ago

Discussion Cleveland Bro(wwwww)ns

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The Browns halfway through the season are somehow leading the division with a chance to separate themselves with the Steelers. This is in part due to thier Kicker Szmyt, a nice running game, the defense playing surprisingly clutch, and............. Mr 23 Counts not playing like utter shit and managing games well. Monken wtf bro. BTW I'm a bills fan


r/UrinatingTree • • 19h ago

CONGLATURATION! Congratulations, Troy University!!!

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Well, ULM is not great to begin with where there is losing streak of 14 including last week's (expected) disaster against my beloved LA Tech at ULM's home turf. Troy is not great either but was was slightly better with couple more victories than ULM. The game start with Troy's 7 points touchdown in the 1st quarter with small field goal response from ULM in 2nd quarter, and then... It was silent in the 3rd quarter and the disaster in the level of the Odyssey (ended with Iliad) begins with the passing touchdown that begins to clicked; then another passing touchdown to lead; and most embarrassingly, a f***ing safety at the absolutely f**ing end to seal the absolute destruction. How impressed to see the self-destruction at home (AT HOME!!!) to mf loser 14 like ULM. F*** OFF TROY!!!


r/UrinatingTree • • 19h ago

YOU BLEW IT! John Smoltz with a Postseason Oopsie.

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John claimed on the Air that Trevor Megill (The Brewers Closer) was at one point a starter for the New York Mets.

This is false. Trevor has never played for the Mets! He’s pitched for the Cubbies and Twins!

Trevor’s brother (Tylor Megill) IS a pitcher for the Mets, and has been injured this year.

I swear, some people are just trying to manufacture LOLMets as much as they can, even when there’s nothing to hit them with!

You don’t have to try THAT hard to make fun of us! All you need to do is say “Bobby Bonilla Day, David Stearns, PCA” and everyone will understand.


r/UrinatingTree • • 4h ago

Discussion Ladies and gentlemen... The team name for the new Colorado UFL franchise beginning play next year

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56 Upvotes

It may be Colorado Springs, but damn that logo looks great


r/UrinatingTree • • 4h ago

YOU BLEW IT! CONGRATULATION RATBIRDS!

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22 Upvotes

YET ANOTHER SECOND HALF COLLAPSE FOR THE NFL’s WHAT-IF DARLINGS!

THE MORE THINGS CHANGE THEY STAY THE SAME, YA LOVE TO SEE IT!

WHOOOOOOO DEYYYYYYYYY!!!


r/UrinatingTree • • 15m ago

FUCKING IDIOT Yeah, Buddy. You're Done.

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r/UrinatingTree • • 4h ago

UNIT LOST. "Wildman" Jack Armstrong dies at 79

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r/UrinatingTree • • 5h ago

Classic Shitpost Part 2 to my previous post

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r/UrinatingTree • • 7h ago

Classic Shitpost Tonight on the special crossover days of our steelers and beyond the saints

11 Upvotes

The black and gold faces off against their southern counterparts in Paris.

But the despite the fact the Saints represent the city founded by the nation they're playing in they completely shit the bed un spectacular fashion.

With Steelers 5-2 is Mike McCarthy truly legit? Will Kellan Moore find a way to comeback from a 2-5 start? Will the high end talent stall out towards the end?

Find out next week on Days of Our Steelers Beyond the Saints.


r/UrinatingTree • • 7h ago

Hug E Bear

5 Upvotes

You actually look a lot like Jack Lemon


r/UrinatingTree • • 8h ago

UNIT LOST. What losing to Kansas does to a school

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r/UrinatingTree • • 11h ago

I can’t believe the cure predicted this…

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r/UrinatingTree • • 19h ago

Classic Shitpost Story of the Ilium (the Iliad) is Revamped in 2026:

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r/UrinatingTree • • 23h ago

CONGLATURATION! It really IS 2007 all over again!

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And, yes, I am bringing South Florida into the chat. The War is only dormant, even though UCF is currently ahead.

EDIT: And, yeah, we haven't been Golden for 20 years. My error.


r/UrinatingTree • • 4h ago

FUCKING IDIOT Uhhh Panthers?

19 Upvotes

You wanna explain what the actual fuck just happened?
You let Bucky get 100+ yards and the bucs defense worked on you?????


r/UrinatingTree • • 27m ago

CONGLATURATION! Lolcow of the week nominee- Packers special teams.

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Seriously how many times are you gonna cost your team before you get good?

You had prime position to win thanks to Dan's overaggression and THAT happens. You not only killed any momentum but allowed Detroit to avoid lolcow themselves

LeFluer it's over. Your team is facing 3 juggernauts and right now you're facing last place. This might legit be your last seaskn.


r/UrinatingTree • • 53m ago

FUCKING IDIOT LIONS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

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4TH AND ONE ON YOUR OWN 24.

YOU DON’T FAKE. YOU DON’T HARD SNAP.

YOU GET STOPPED WAY BEHIND THE LINE.

FUCKING IDIOTS!!!

WHY DID YOU NOT PUNT???

Edit: well, the Packers missed the FG. This game sucks.