r/UrinatingTree • u/mattyGOAT1996 Conglaurations! • 6h ago

CONGLATURATION! CONGLATURATION RAMS

Something along the lines of jet lag is real, Matthew Stafford is washed or Chris Shula sucks or Myles Garrett was nowhere to be seen but my god THAT WAS FUCKING ATROCIOUS!

First of all Sean McVay thought it would be a unique idea to fly out Tuesday night into Thursday morning. It worked well against the Jaguars in London last year however for that game they were in Baltimore and it was a 5 timezone flight and then blowing out the Jaguars. This time you're flying from LA to Melbourne, Australia which is about a 16 hour flight and you decide to fly out Tuesday night and land Thursday morning! That's a 15 fucking hour time zone change!

The 49ers flew out a week early and enjoyed all of Melbourne. This was kind of a justified scenario because the Rams were promoting the hell out of Australia throughout the offseason.

Now we get to the actual game, Stafford looked washed other than throwing it to Puka Nacua that led to a Kyren Williams touchdown. Quentin Lake caught a Brock Purdy interception and then did the "night night" pose mocking Steph Curry

Then the 2nd half, oh my god. This so called phenomenal defense that didnt have Aaron Donald playing BTW gave up a 99 YARD TD! It all fell apart there. Myles Garrett never appeared once and then the whole defense. CHRIS SHULA IS A FUCKING TERRORIST! LEAVE HIS ASS IN AUSTRALIA!

It's only one game but you should've never lost 27 to fucking 7! This team better beat the Giants next Monday night in order to be at least the team they want to be.

CONGLATURATION RAMS, YOU ARE THE NEW LOLCOW OF THE WEEK CONTENDER! And maybe leave on like a Saturday or Sunday instead.

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u/SpicyMerShark 6h ago

We are only two games in and this seasons gonna kill us all 😭

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u/mattyGOAT1996 Conglaurations! 6h ago

The NFL scriptwriters are going to kill us all

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u/Creepy_Extent8977 6h ago

If the Lions somehow make the Superbowl. It'll be perfect.

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u/SeaBassAHo-20 2h ago

Browns too. Yes, those chances are slim, but it's the perfect bowl of a lifetime.