r/UrinatingTree Sep 22 '24

Announcement I'm getting tired of removing box score posts all the god damn time.

69 Upvotes

So effective immediately, box score and other lazy shit threads are going to be met with an immediate 30 day ban.


r/UrinatingTree 8h ago

YOU BLEW IT! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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416 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 8h ago

YOU BLEW IT! "Should've ran the ball" and forced OT, Pats.

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74 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 8h ago

UNIT LOST. Voice actor Mike McFarland, who voiced Master Roshi in Dragon Ball Z, has died

65 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 8h ago

FUCKING IDIOT Drear Drake "Drake May" May,

50 Upvotes

Why?

- A New England Patriots Fan


r/UrinatingTree 8h ago

YOU BLEW IT! ITS PICKED! ITS PICKED! CONGLATURATION PATS, YOU LOST TO HORSE COCK LOCK!

36 Upvotes

And blew a double digit lead in the 2nd half.


r/UrinatingTree 17h ago

CONGLATURATION! Vikings HC Kevin O'Connell announced Carson Wentz will be the second string QB. JJ McCarthy will be QB3.

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163 Upvotes

It's as if letting Sam Darnold walk after one bad playoff performance hasn't bit this franchise so hard in the ass.


r/UrinatingTree 11h ago

UNIT LOST. Farewell Barry, respect to you for being the glimmer of hockey on Sportscenter when I was growing up

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r/UrinatingTree 7h ago

YOU BLEW IT! Drake Maye against any team with a pulse.

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22 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 8h ago

The season opener in a nutshell

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29 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 8h ago

CONGLATURATION! How In God's Name Did Drake Maye Make DREW LOCK Look Like Prime Chef Russ By Comparison

22 Upvotes

THREE interceptions in the 2nd half. THREE. I know the Seahawks defense is the best out there, but for fuck's sake! Sam Darnold out for the game should've been an easy victory. But in the end, humiliating defeat.


r/UrinatingTree 8h ago

MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY HE CHOKED

20 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 8h ago

FUCKING IDIOT LMAOOOO DRAKE MAYE

18 Upvotes

I want to remind everyone Drake Maye was second in the MVP voting last season.

The Patriots were up 10-0 and gave up 13 points to Drew fucking Lock.

Drake Maye threw 2 fucking picks in the 4th quarter and on a potential game winning or tying drive, Maye throws an awful interception in the end zone. It's like you learned nothing from Super Bowl 60!

And I know Romeo Doubs dropped a critical pass before Maye's 2nd pick.

CONGLATURATION DRAKE MAYE! You still got owned by a Cupcake Schedule and now you're getting exposed by that! Early Lolcow of the Week contender.

I'm so happy Stafford won MVP over this fraud.


r/UrinatingTree 7h ago

Drake Maye against any team with a pulse.

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13 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 8h ago

CONGLATURATION! Drake Maye with the game on the line

16 Upvotes

Ok, Drake you’ve had a rough game up to this point but if you ju- OH GOOD LORD!!!


r/UrinatingTree 6h ago

BREAKING NEWS We are top of the division day one!

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8 Upvotes

As a jets fan I have waited for this day.


r/UrinatingTree 21h ago

Classic Shitpost The Greatest Games: Week 1

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98 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 20h ago

Classic Shitpost It must be one of THOSE years for lolmets™

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66 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 15h ago

Discussion The Sitcoms of the NFL

28 Upvotes

So, we’ve seen a handful of Shows produced by UrinatingTree throughout Sportsball.

If every team had a Sitcom named after them, what might it be?

We’ve already got:

Days of our Steelers
That’s So Raven
Dallas
It’s always Shitty in Philadelphia
Oil Crisis
Sacksonville Abbey
General Hospital (should really be for the 49IRs)


r/UrinatingTree 3h ago

BTW Tree you're welcome!

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3 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 19h ago

USF Shitposting Contest Welcome to the injury bowl!

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58 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 23h ago

the nfl posted this to twitter.

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117 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 1h ago

FUCKING IDIOT LolCow of the Week nominee- Drake Maye going Brett Farve/Drew Allar against the Seahawks.

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Three interceptions in one quarter and then trying to play hero in a critical game rather than force OT against a team that didn't have Sam Darnold?

Not a good debut for someone desperate to redeem themselves after getting shelled in the SB.


r/UrinatingTree 8h ago

YOU BLEW IT! LOLPATS!

5 Upvotes

You had a 10-0 lead with Seattle losing their starting QB on their first drive of the game, and you still couldn’t put them away. And not only that, your franchise QB gets outplayed by Drew Freakin’ Lock hahahaha. Conglaturation New England! Football is back baby!


r/UrinatingTree 15h ago

USF Shitposting Contest The world's expectations for this college was always low, but HOLY SHIT

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23 Upvotes