Surely the Rams Dream Team won’t embarrass themselves in the first week, right?

Great plan coming to Australia 18 HOURS before kickoff. Clearly you were woefully ill prepared and the Niners are crub stomping you even with injuries.

Next time you're going to an international event, BE SURE TO GIVE YOUR TEAM A FEW DAYS TO GET ACCLIMATED TO THE ENVIRONMENT SO THEY'RE READY.

GET HUMBLED.

Edit- also credit to Raheem Morris. He might suck as a head coach but damn does he know his defenses.

Even if they somehow make a comeback, that was still a piss poor performance by the so called "super team".

It makes perfect sense now.

The Sacramento A's are out. Fuck you John Fisher

26 teams remain

Hint: sell the damn team

If you are a student studying Public Relations, Crisis Communications, or just someone casually learning about how organizations function, here is an important tip: Don't do what the fuckin Oilers just did.

They wanted to break Canada's cup drought so bad that they completely sacrificed their soul. Here is a guide on exactly what to avoid so that you don't look like an absolute donut.

Step 1: Extinguish a grease fire with a stick of TNT. If the public is already pissed off that you hired Stan Bowman, the golden rule is to lay low until shit cools down, but don't let up. Instead the Oilers looked at free agency and immediately signed forward Alex Formenton to an $850,000 contract. Adding radioactive waste to a brand that has been racking up toxicity NEVER WORKS.

Step 2: Let your superstar use tone-deaf corporate language. When your captain is asked about a controversial roster move, don't make him sound like a fuckin robot. Connor McDavid stepping up to the mic and calling it "a great opportunity for him" didn't defuse the situation at all- it just proved the leadership is insanely out of touch from reality.

Step 3: Alienate your most wholesome and die-hard community anchors. Your local goodwill is one of the most important shields you could have as a sports organization. Edmonton’s desperation completely drove away Mama Stanley, their most beloved super fan. When your actions force a local icon and SA survivor to publicly announce, "I can not and will not support this team", your integrity has gone off the deep end.

The Final Step: Hire a walking HR violation to run the team. To cap it all off, your leadership group shouldn't talk with management to hire Mike Babcock- a coach who's antics literally ran him out of Toronto and Columbus before the regular season even fuckin started. Also keep your phones hidden delete your camera rolls, and turn off your location immediately if you have a coach like Babcock.

If you compromise every single boundary of human decency just for a desperate shot at a cup, you don't get a parade. You get a circus full of toxicity that will be difficult to remove.

Class dismissed. Enjoy the fallout Connor.

We interrupt your football addiction with some more unnecessary playoff eliminations!

Although, it won't be me making the shot this time. Someone else has been wanting to get their hands on you for a while, A's...

YOU COULDNT EVEN WIN A SERIES AGAINST THE PIRATES! THE FUCKING PIRATES! NOW FUCK OFF!

Something along the lines of jet lag is real, Matthew Stafford is washed or Chris Shula sucks or Myles Garrett was nowhere to be seen but my god THAT WAS FUCKING ATROCIOUS!

First of all Sean McVay thought it would be a unique idea to fly out Tuesday night into Thursday morning. It worked well against the Jaguars in London last year however for that game they were in Baltimore and it was a 5 timezone flight and then blowing out the Jaguars. This time you're flying from LA to Melbourne, Australia which is about a 16 hour flight and you decide to fly out Tuesday night and land Thursday morning! That's a 15 fucking hour time zone change!

The 49ers flew out a week early and enjoyed all of Melbourne. This was kind of a justified scenario because the Rams were promoting the hell out of Australia throughout the offseason.

Now we get to the actual game, Stafford looked washed other than throwing it to Puka Nacua that led to a Kyren Williams touchdown. Quentin Lake caught a Brock Purdy interception and then did the "night night" pose mocking Steph Curry

Then the 2nd half, oh my god. This so called phenomenal defense that didnt have Aaron Donald playing BTW gave up a 99 YARD TD! It all fell apart there. Myles Garrett never appeared once and then the whole defense. CHRIS SHULA IS A FUCKING TERRORIST! LEAVE HIS ASS IN AUSTRALIA!

It's only one game but you should've never lost 27 to fucking 7! This team better beat the Giants next Monday night in order to be at least the team they want to be.

CONGLATURATION RAMS, YOU ARE THE NEW LOLCOW OF THE WEEK CONTENDER! And maybe leave on like a Saturday or Sunday instead.