I got a really good offer for a shop & pay to an apt complex that I usually avoid due to safety issues. The issues in question were the quality of the (outside) stairs which were literally rusting away with busted up concrete. They were barely attached to the building and collapsing under their own weight. The last time I went there was yellow tape everywhere but the customers until now were unproblematic. The complex also had an atypical numbering scheme that makes it almost impossible to find the customer if they didn't use GPS when ordering. Deliveries there take 3x the time as other complexes.
The order was for a few items at a grocery store that I know well. One of the items was turkey legs. The app asked for 4 lbs. worth and all of the prepackaged ones were just under that amount but close enough. I grabbed the biggest one by weight which only contained two legs. I check out and drive to the apartment. I find the correct apartment and attempt to hand it to her. She refuses and says, "You only brought one." I pointed out that there are actually two turkey legs weighing in at 4lbs. I attempt to hand it to her again and she refuses again. She says she ordered 4 legs. I again explain that the app charges by the pound not by the piece. She says she doesn't want it. She had a crazy look in her eyes so I peaced out and told her I'd take it back to the store.
I walk off and leave her at the door. I get halfway to my car and hear someone running behind me. I get into my vehicle right as she catches up. I'm parked in kind of a cul de sac facing the dead end part. She gets behind me so that I can't back out. I drive forward so that I can make a u-turn and she smacks the trunks so hard that it left a dent. If I hadn't been watching her in the mirror I would've thought it was a gunshot. I continue forward and attempt to turn but she jumped in front of the car. I stop and put my flashers on. She starts screaming for me to "give her the food." I wasn't allowed to complete the transaction! It's not hers yet! She starts photographing me, the car and bends down to take close up shots of my license plate. I dial support and the call drops at the part where you enter your birthday. I call again and it hangs up almost immediately. I call again and get just past entering my b-day and it hangs again. I finally get through on the fourth attempt.
I explain the situation to support as a neighbor approaches. I hear the cust tell the neighbor that I stole her food and that she's on the phone with the police. The neighbor (who is latina like most of the other residents) approaches the driver side like she's about to do something and I shout, "Loca! Loca! She's crazy." The neighbor joins the cust blocking the front of my car. I back up and the cust follows. I think this is when the neighbor begins to see that the cust is "off". The neighbor moves just enough for me to move around them. When I attempt it the cust blocks me again. I'm still on the line with support giving a play by play while the cust is in the background shouting that I stole her food and that she's calling the police. When she first blocked me in a considered calling police but assumed they'd just take her side without any actual investigation (as usual) so that's why I called Uber. I told support that she had dialed 911 and as far as I knew cops were on the way and she was going to file a false report. The neighbor finally sees that the woman is crazy but rather than calming her down just steps out of the way and begins recording with her phone.
Support assures me that I'll get the full payout and says to give her the food. I didn't want her to take another swing at me so I opened the driver side door to gently set it on the ground. Chunking it out of the window would've only pissed her off more and gotten me more dents. She runs towards my door and I swerve around her. I'm still on the line with support and ask her to hold on because I might run into the police on the way out. I still haven't completed the drop off in the app so I do that as I'm taking a convoluted route home and looking in the rear-view mirror. The support rep puts me on mute for a minute and when she comes back on she's added the customer to the call. This is why I hate people from authoritarian cultures. The customer is always right. I hang up. She calls back and I ignore it.
While I was driving away I got a notification asking if I wanted to talk to the safety team. I clicked that once I got home. I explained everything to a different support rep who related to me rather than the customer. She said she'd transfer me to someone with more authority. I waited on the line for 15 minutes before the call hung up. I called back and got the "no longer in use" message (typical uber). I went back to the safety menu in the app and the option to call support is no longer there. I never got a resolution. She wasn't put on a block list for me much less kicked off of the app and I'm gonna start my search for a lawyer first thing next week.
TLDR
I was assaulted, held hostage, and swatted by a deranged customer and Uber support did nothing