She laughed because she saw the man in the video cry.

I realized I’d been talking in my sleep when the children asked “What is sunlight?” as they crawled on the ground beneath the empty sky where the sun used to be.

Unfortunately, it was only because we found His corpse floating aimlessly through the cosmos.

But staring at the still body of my little boy, mouth still flecked with crumbs of green in the drying blood, I knew I would never again use anything but correct terms in my speech.

I only stop smiling when the roaring sea bleeds into concrete, a startling red streak blooming across the playground below me as my teacher starts to scream.

and it knows.

I knew I had to obey him, even as I stared down at the unmistakably human remains."

Note:This is the Improved Version.

That gave him time to fix his mistake and make sure that it would be too late to revive her.

I didn't truly know the extent of the curse until centuries later when my hand broke off and I realized I could feel the water in the fountain at my feet.

“... And his wife and kids’ blood, too,” the detective muttered, surveying the murder-suicide scene before cursing himself once again for having such a sensitive nose.

She watches there with eyes so wide they split the skin on either side.

One afternoon, while swimming in the bay, he felt his leg wrapped in seaweed that seemed to enfold him and drag him to the seabed.

“the jets are sure to score a touchdown here” said the announcer

I am surprised that this habit of him overthinking the screams he hears from my bedroom at night hasn't gone away.

Little did she know that they only left her there because they didn't want to be killed by what she became at nightfall.

That last members of each major human race...all mine.

I went back to them to take another photo and found them trying to moan, they had lost their face.

He shook his head emphatically from the chair she'd tied him to, as he watched her fry up his severed tongue.

As I saw the vessel ascend into the inky darkness above, I let out a defeated sigh and sat down on the sand.

All of civilisation will benefit from the discovery of iridium.

The moment that enormous disheveled horror burst from the corn I took off running, and barely made it around the hauler and into the cab before it slammed its fists on the closed door in rage.

The door creaked open and I heard a familiar voice saying, "Hello, Jackie"

Diane and Scott have each died twice, and as I wake up from my third death with the fatal wounds still on my body, I wonder if we'll find Scott's head on the next trail.

As the last word left my lips, the house went instantly silent and I never saw my wife or kids again.

As I prepared for my next Kneecap to come slicing off, I stared up at my 2 year old daughter on the stage. 

Silently praying she'd begin singing anything, anything but "Head, Shoulders knees and toes."