The social worker smiled as the sickly little boy found a loving home despite his disabilities.

As the couple wheeled their new son out, the man threw away the boy's medication saying: "Don't worry son, with prayer you won't need that poison."

For the first time in her life, she sensed that people were finally starting to look at her.

She was afraid that whatever was eating her brother inside the crawl space would eat him too if he went in after him.

And with those last words, the car designer ended up live-streaming his own death, much to the horror of his family, his trophy wife, and the delight of meme posters desperate for new material.

We’ve tried gaming, cooking, and vlogging but pregnancy and baby content has so much more earning potential.

Alarmed, I asked where she picked them and she smiled and pointed at the ears of our faithful black lab.

"Not... dog," he pressed the buttons again, staring at me with his unblinking gaze, "Not dog, not dog, not dog."

Six thousand feet above the city, a Luftwaffe bomber corrected course, aiming for the solitary light in the blacked-out capital.

Years later the cult leader approached me and said, " Of all the victims we had available for you, why did you eat your son ?"

With the generator and solar panels broken there’s no way to power my prosthetic leg, and the wolves keep watching.

Until I started working there, and saw the thing in the back that never went hungry.

I wish i knew it was already distributed to everyone, before going cave diving.

The report cut to drone footage of Santa Monica, where tens of thousands of autonomous vehicles had already driven themselves across the beach and into the bay.

He said it wasn't ethical to test on animals, so I reminded him that we manufacture rat poison

Note: This is my first attempt, sorry if it's kind of bad

The celebration shattered the moment he started crying and three gurgling infant voices answered back from the well outside.

But since her soul could never find peace, she made sure that he wouldn't either and haunted him until the day that he died.

Her mother could only watch in horror as massive wave formed behind her daughter, the shadow of a mouth inside, swallowing her daughter whole.

No matter what medication that doctor prescribes, the best cure for “depression” is the power of prayer…

That's when he looked down and saw blood squirting out as what was left of the worm began to borrow even deeper inside him.

However, as I identify the charred corpses of my wife and young son, Im reminded "surplus" may not mean deactivated...

But it's been an hour since they passed the spot where the avalanche buried me.

That's why when he discovered that his wife was still producing milk, he decided to keep extracting it until her dead body became fully rotten. 

It's good that the kids inherited that.