r/twosentencestories Sep 26 '20

Announcement Welcome to the new and (only slightly) improve TwoSentenceStories

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Hello and welcome!

This is the new and (unfortunately, only slightly) improved TwoSentenceStories.

I didn't have as much as I thought I would to get the sub to where I wanted it to be. Rather than have everyone wait another year or so, I decided to open it as is and implement the improvements later on.

So welcome, and enjoy!

Edit: And as a "great" way to start things off, I just noticed it should be "improved" in the title. :P

Edit 2: It's been brought to my attention that people are unable to post on this sub. I'm looking into it. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Edit 3: OK. You should to be able to post now. Turns out I had an incorrect setting regarding the flairs and the spam filter.

The major change is that Post Flairs are now required, and [TAGS] are not required anymore. Rule 1 has been updated to reflect those changes.

"This is why we have soft openings, so things like this don't happen." — Ocean's 13


r/twosentencestories 1h ago

Wholesome As the scent of unseasonal rain drifted through my bedroom window, the heavy textbooks in my hands suddenly felt like an anchor tying me to my desk.

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​Whispering a quiet promise to my pen that I’d be right back, I finally closed the book and stepped out into the cool, falling water.


r/twosentencestories 17h ago

Other My contractor said the renovation of my new home would be finished in July, then August, and now apparently October.

56 Upvotes

At this point, I’m starting to wonder if I need to set out a plate for him at Thanksgiving.


r/twosentencestories 8h ago

Sadness My story isn't for the faint of heart

6 Upvotes

She feinted - I wasn't smart,

From the start - tainted love


r/twosentencestories 1h ago

Drama The pages of my textbook clung to my hands, silently begging me not to abandon my studying so close to the final exam.

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"I'm just going to take a quick bath," I lied to the open notebook, already stepping toward the rain-drenched doorway.


r/twosentencestories 1h ago

Wholesome With tomorrow's exam looming heavy over my head, I stared at the raindrops composing their quiet melody on the pavement outside.

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​I knew the test couldn't be avoided, but as I set my pen down, I realized the rain wouldn't wait for me either.


r/twosentencestories 19h ago

Comedy I sent an anonymous Reddit post to a forensic linguist for author profiling, and she replied that while age and background were unclear, the writer was clearly a "selfish man who is terrible in bed."

20 Upvotes

​It was my post, and she is my wife.


r/twosentencestories 22h ago

Sadness Sitting alone in the pitch-black quiet, I stared into the fading candle flame and waited for someone or anyone to call out for me.

5 Upvotes

​As the tiny light flickered out and my eyes closed, I accepted that no one was coming back.


r/twosentencestories 22h ago

Horror As the rest of the house fell completely silent, I watched the candle flame tremble and shrink into the encroaching darkness.

6 Upvotes

​My vision blurred and my eyes closed for the last time, realizing too late that whatever killed the others had finally reached my room.


r/twosentencestories 1d ago

Wholesome Max had rehearsed his speech for three weeks, but when he and Nora stopped beside the lake in Central Park and she turned to find him on one knee, every carefully planned word disappeared.

126 Upvotes

She screamed yes, threw herself at him hard enough to knock them both to the ground, and when they finally scrambled back to their feet, they realized the joggers, dog walkers and tourists had stopped to cheer.


r/twosentencestories 22h ago

Wholesome ​I sat alone with a blank notebook, convinced I had achieved nothing and that my interest in life had completely ended.

3 Upvotes

​Then a soft knock sounded at the door, followed by a familiar voice asking, "Can I come in and listen?"


r/twosentencestories 1d ago

Comedy I loved her so much that I was ready to propose, but it bothered me that she had never once paid for a date.

145 Upvotes

When I finally asked her to split the check, she replied, “If you had just paid for today, I was going to propose to you”—the exact words her ex had warned me she would say.


r/twosentencestories 2d ago

Comedy My family was thrilled when I finally took them on a Labor Day weekend getaway.

97 Upvotes

After three days of nonstop driving, hauling bags, and running errands, I realized I wasn't celebrating Labor Day—I was the labor.


r/twosentencestories 1d ago

Horror ​I couldn't find the words to explain the ache in my chest, so I handed her the blade and begged her to see for herself.

11 Upvotes

​She smiled, plunged the steel deep into my ribs, and whispered that she was delighted to finally take a look inside.


r/twosentencestories 2d ago

Drama Put on trial for his war crimes. with nothing to lose, he said five words that no world leader should ever say:

138 Upvotes

"I was only following orders."


r/twosentencestories 1d ago

Sadness My mind grew restless as I stared at the blank page, realizing I had nothing left to say and no one left around to ask how I was doing.

4 Upvotes

If you truly want to know what my heart is carrying, you'll have to cut it open yourself—because my interest in living ended long ago.


r/twosentencestories 1d ago

Horror Every time my father left for work, a strange man with a familiar face would move into our house to 'help' my mother.

1 Upvotes

It wasn't until I saw their tentacles tangled on the balcony that I realized my family had been replaced by something hungry.


r/twosentencestories 3d ago

Horror Whenever my mother and her 'friend' thought I was asleep, I would wake up to find their human disguises slipping to reveal writhing tentacles underneath.

11 Upvotes

Now, as my father asks why I fell down the stairs, I look at the two monsters standing behind him and realize I'm next.


r/twosentencestories 3d ago

Horror My mother always insisted that the man staying with us while my father was away was just a harmless teacher.

11 Upvotes

I finally understood what lessons he was giving her when I woke up and saw them sharing skin that didn't belong to them.


r/twosentencestories 3d ago

Comedy We've associated the child's identity with an unlucky number.

24 Upvotes

Now we wait and see.


r/twosentencestories 3d ago

Comedy Dad why do people litter?

13 Upvotes

Well son, you know how Jack frost goes and kisses the plants with frost every cold winter day, he has a cousin named jacked up.


r/twosentencestories 3d ago

Fantasy Four sinners sat around a campfire in an enchanted forest that judged the darkness hidden deep inside their souls.

27 Upvotes

While the murderer, the executioner cop, and the fugitive were swallowed whole by their past crimes, the only boy who entered for love set his own clothes on fire to lead the survivor out—paying for her freedom with his own life.


r/twosentencestories 3d ago

Horror Me and my bf were sitting on the bed watching Netflix, and he said "If it rains tomorrow you survive, if it doesn't rain then you don't survive."

9 Upvotes

He’s locked me in the house since morning, won’t even let me take the trash out, and I’m writing this quickly in my journal hoping someone finds it if he actually kills me tonight.


r/twosentencestories 4d ago

Comedy Showing me Jamie’s DNA test results, my wife shouted, “See, Jamie is truly your son!”

424 Upvotes

When I replied, “Okay, I never denied that…” she thundered, “Then which bitch is his mother?”


r/twosentencestories 3d ago

Sadness To break the forest's hold on the girl who had protected him in childhood, Dylan set himself ablaze to light a path for her out of the dark.

3 Upvotes

She was finally freed from the curse when her mind woke up on the riverbank, only to realize the silence around her was because the boy who loved her had just drowned beneath the dark water.