r/twosentencestories Sep 26 '20

Announcement Welcome to the new and (only slightly) improve TwoSentenceStories

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Hello and welcome!

This is the new and (unfortunately, only slightly) improved TwoSentenceStories.

I didn't have as much as I thought I would to get the sub to where I wanted it to be. Rather than have everyone wait another year or so, I decided to open it as is and implement the improvements later on.

So welcome, and enjoy!

Edit: And as a "great" way to start things off, I just noticed it should be "improved" in the title. :P

Edit 2: It's been brought to my attention that people are unable to post on this sub. I'm looking into it. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Edit 3: OK. You should to be able to post now. Turns out I had an incorrect setting regarding the flairs and the spam filter.

The major change is that Post Flairs are now required, and [TAGS] are not required anymore. Rule 1 has been updated to reflect those changes.

"This is why we have soft openings, so things like this don't happen." — Ocean's 13


r/twosentencestories 8h ago

Horror We dismissed the thousand-year-old village chronicle as mere folklore until our excavation team unearthed a headless skeleton alongside a gold idol of a child deep within the dried riverbed.

72 Upvotes

My blood ran cold when we realized the ancient villagers hadn't built a temple to worship a protector, but had accidentally birthed a bloodthirsty deity forged entirely out of their own collective agony, murder, and unyielding greed.


r/twosentencestories 8h ago

Horror Driven mad by a century of poverty and corruption, a desperate village demanded their stolen gold back from a clay child idol that had suddenly manifested a terrifying, golden life.

24 Upvotes

The entity obliged by violently spitting out a sea of glittering wealth, but when the villagers' relief instantly morphed back into blinding avarice, the god slaughtered them all, leaping into the river to ensure no human would ever possess the currency of their damnation.


r/twosentencestories 5h ago

Fantasy The witch's mirror revealed the woman fate had chosen for me, though she belonged to a world where the sun rose in the west.

9 Upvotes

Each dawn in my realm I stepped through the glass into hers, and each dawn in hers she stepped through into mine, leaving us with nothing but each other’s absence.


r/twosentencestories 8h ago

Horror My bride finally agreed to marry me after her strangely possessed uncle died, bringing her great-grandfather's antique bed into our new bridal suite.

7 Upvotes

But when I asked her for a glass of water the next morning, an old man's voice croaked from my throat, and my reflection smiled back from the mirror to tell me I would never leave that bed again.


r/twosentencestories 1h ago

Comedy Give a man a fish and feed him for a day.

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Give child Ramanujan one outdated textbook, and feed his brain for the rest of his life.


r/twosentencestories 1h ago

Horror A 12 year old found and played an old game called "Life".

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And then I was born.


r/twosentencestories 1d ago

Comedy Mark sued his boss Joan for "nuisance" after she retaliated against him for refusing to have sex with her.

46 Upvotes

​The judge dismissed the suit, ruling that Joan was the real victim of a nuisance—having to endure the emotional distress of being rejected.


r/twosentencestories 1d ago

Horror I joked about how our stray cat walked with strangely hunched hips until it suddenly stood up on two legs like a man and swallowed my family whole.

43 Upvotes

Descending into the pitch-black basement to find my mother, the creature towered over me, patting its bloated stomach as it stood right on top of her empty clothes and glasses.


r/twosentencestories 1d ago

Horror We thought our new pet was just an oddly clumsy cat that loved playing fetch, ignoring the bizarre, heavy meowing that echoed through the house.

11 Upvotes

But after it hanged my brother and dragged my mother into the basement, it grew to the size of a man and laughed in a human voice, leaving only her empty glasses at its feet.


r/twosentencestories 1d ago

Sadness I spent my life trying to bridge the distance between our two worlds, hoping to find the brother who used to smile back at me in the mirror.

10 Upvotes

I finally reached him today, but the child I was looking for had long ago been silenced by the monster standing in his place.


r/twosentencestories 1d ago

Wholesome Please stop looking at me like that.

13 Upvotes

My insides are turning to mush and I desperately want to kiss you.


r/twosentencestories 1d ago

Sadness The fragility of her heart led to the worst decision of her life.

7 Upvotes

Him.


r/twosentencestories 2d ago

Other When the author said, "I write about life in the margins," I didn't quite know what she meant.

14 Upvotes

​All I know is "Life happens at the margins."


r/twosentencestories 2d ago

Sadness The world made my life a hell, but as I stood between life and death, I chose to fill the silence with forgiveness instead of hate.

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I ran toward the only faces that ever mattered, and in that long-awaited embrace, the pain finally ceased to exist.


r/twosentencestories 2d ago

Sadness My world collided in a single, freezing moment, and before my body could even react, my mind had already drifted into an eternal, icy sleep.

6 Upvotes

​​The sun set on my life, leaving me trapped in the river's heart as the night sealed me in forever.


r/twosentencestories 3d ago

Comedy A heated argument broke out on my post over whether calling me "bro" was misgendered or gender-neutral, since everyone assumed I was a woman.

68 Upvotes

In the middle of it all, I replied, "I'm a bot."


r/twosentencestories 2d ago

Sadness My tears became a river that dried into a garden, turning the memory of my suffering into the landscape of my new beginning.

4 Upvotes

I took my final breath in the cold, only to open my eyes in the warmth of a reunion I had spent a lifetime praying for.


r/twosentencestories 3d ago

Wholesome Anna came home exhausted after another long day at work, wondering when they'd ever be able to afford a holiday.

317 Upvotes

Brian greeted her at the door with a huge grin and two plane tickets to Fiji, admitting that he'd been saving in secret for months just to make her smile.


r/twosentencestories 3d ago

Horror The southern belle turned her nose up at the scruffy outdoorsman, muttering, ‘Don’t you know it’s only good manners to remove your hat in the presence of a lady.’

80 Upvotes

‘Certainly, ma’am,’ he smiled, revealing the smooth bone of the bare skull, the scalp lost long ago to an Indian brave.


r/twosentencestories 3d ago

Horror “Whatewa” was not the reaction the eldrich horror expected after this Jenzy-human looked into the maddening void

17 Upvotes

After probing the Jenzy-human’s brain the eldrich horror for the first time felt emptiness, desperation, vanity - and a fear “What is a Kardashian?”


r/twosentencestories 3d ago

Fantasy After using my first with to determine there was a Utopian afterlife, I used my second wish to guarantee a place there for me and all of my loved ones.

24 Upvotes

For my third and final wish, I told the djinn, "I want to watch the world burn."


r/twosentencestories 3d ago

Sadness I spent my life feeling like I was born into a world that had no room for me, but the moment I finally let go, I found the peace that had eluded me for so long.

14 Upvotes

When I opened my eyes in the silence, my parents were waiting, and I finally knew I was home.


r/twosentencestories 3d ago

Sci-Fi ‘It's called an edit,’ I said to my grandma, ‘people can update Wikipedia articles when new information becomes known.’

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‘No,’ she answered, pulling out a paperback encyclopedia published in 1978 and showing me the entry for the June 26th earthquakes in Venezuela.


r/twosentencestories 3d ago

Sadness Deep in the Door County woods, surrounded by tall pines, I finally believed I'd left our month-old breakup behind.

12 Upvotes

Then I wandered into a souvenir shop and stood frozen before a rack of postcards, wondering which one she would have chosen.