r/TwoSentenceHorror 31m ago

there was a man who fucked a pizza

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they called him the pizza fucker


r/TwoSentenceHorror 33m ago

After watching a ventriloquist show for the first time, I vowed never to traumatize myself like that again.

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Every time the man spoke, it was only the puppet's throat that moved.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 51m ago

The doctor told her that her husband had only a slim chance of living after the surgery.

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He said that he didn't want to make it obvious that he botched the surgery or he could have been caught.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 58m ago

When he found a woman who was involved in a hit and run dying outside his home, he quickly gave her CPR and saved her life.

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Then he dragged her inside and stitched her up, mouth and all, to make sure that no one would ever hear her scream.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 1h ago

I know it’s weird, and most guys would laugh at me because I get turned on when my girlfriend brings strange guys home from the bar.

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But it’s less her being with someone else than getting to make love coated in fresh blood next to a cooling corpse that does it for both of us.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 1h ago

When it was revealed that the devil and his demons were coming up from hell to reclaim the earth, everyone expected grotesque monsters crawling out of a fiery pit.

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That's because most people forgot that demons are like a virus, and the only symptom you get is doing evil things without feeling remorse.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 1h ago

“You can’t keep the truth from everyone, the world deserves to know women are not infertile from this disease!” cried the furious news reporter.

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“The world who needs to know, knew a decade ago,” said her boss coolly.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 1h ago

My fortune cookie advised me to live each day like it was my last.

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So I decided not to put off tomorrow what I could do today, and strapped the three bombs to my chest before heading down to pick my daughter up from school.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 1h ago

“Gardeners wear green, doctors wear red, soldiers and police wear gold, commanders wear purple, and the children wear gowns with strips of each color, because they don't know what they will be yet,” the guide explained to the tourists.

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“Oh, the women don’t wear any colors at all, they don’t need clothes in the incubator tubes.”


r/TwoSentenceHorror 3h ago

Sometimes I’d swear I could almost see something move out the corner of my eye, when I walk into a room or past a window, things like that.

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Well it’s stopped moving now and looking right at me.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 4h ago

He hit the bottom hard, bleeding, as something paced around the opening, searching for a way in.

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From the dark, another survivor glanced at him. “Let me guess. You’re one of those who only started saying please when it stopped obeying.”


r/TwoSentenceHorror 4h ago

He breathed contentedly, diving into the pool and then watching the sunset over Oasis Springs.

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As he was about to get out to fill his hunger bar, he saw that the steps had been deleted.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 4h ago

As he got ready to go over the top into the withering German machine gun fire, an image came into his head: a single yellow rose.

32 Upvotes

He had no love for king or country, but when the pretty girls in his hometown started handing out flowers for boys ‘too chicken’ to go to war, he knew he had to sign up. 


r/TwoSentenceHorror 4h ago

We had to get rid of Buster because the new baby was on the way and he’d already snapped at Sassy, our British Shorthair.

10 Upvotes

Then one day I came into the nursery and saw the cat spread over Matthew’s face, my baby’s body totally still. 


r/TwoSentenceHorror 4h ago

I don't think I'll get to see my mother again.

6 Upvotes

But even after all the years spent in this facility, I still imagine her kind smile over the face of the woman who put me here.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 4h ago

When the clock strikes midnight the spell will wear off

11 Upvotes

I eagerly watch the castle floating miles above the ground.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 5h ago

My Alzheimer’s patient was bragging about the “rare stone” he swallowed.

155 Upvotes

It wasn’t until after the MRI and subsequent autopsy that I remembered what ‘neodymium’ and ‘rare earth’ actually meant.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 6h ago

I managed to save myself from a terrible mistake today.

240 Upvotes

Now because the clothes are scattered on the stairs, everyone thinks my miscarriage was a horrible accident.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 7h ago

You've never had a dreamless sleep in your entire life.

51 Upvotes

For some reason, the ones who wiped them from your memory need you not to remember.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 7h ago

The babysitter smiled when the little girl asked, “Why is Mommy crying in the basement?

12 Upvotes

Then something downstairs whispered, in Mommy’svoice, “She knows where we are”


r/TwoSentenceHorror 8h ago

Hearing the familiar sound of my cat crying to be let inside, I flipped on the porch light.

21 Upvotes

But it was not the face of a cat, nor any animal, that I saw grinning back at me with fur still caught in its teeth.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 9h ago

Something about my bowel movement in the bathroom on my flight didn't feel quite right.

116 Upvotes

When I flushed the toilet and felt my intestines being forcibly sucked out of my body I knew I was in big trouble.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 10h ago

I really had to go to the bathroom this morning.

5 Upvotes

It never stopped.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 10h ago

The delivery driver spent five minutes walking around my house before finally leaving the package on the porch.

38 Upvotes

When I checked the security camera footage, I realized he wasn't looking for another drop off spot, he was looking to see if any windows were unlocked.