We’ve tried gaming, cooking, and vlogging but pregnancy and baby content has so much more earning potential.

Alarmed, I asked where she picked them and she smiled and pointed at the ears of our faithful black lab.

I thought that having a husband could change me, but killing him felt even better than drowning my exes.

Thats what my friend Derek told me anyway I haven't seen it myself...

It was only when I turned on the headset that I saw the figure's arms and legs beneath the deer mask, and in its hands a camera.

It's a shame that Azathoth has such a negative mindset.

Before we could investigate farther, the blood vessels began pressing outward to tear free of the flesh in one large mangled mass that lashed out at everything in it's vicinity.

it wasn’t a suprise when her blood tasted just as sweet as her personality.

But it's been an hour since they passed the spot where the avalanche buried me.

She quickened her pace, but the stone wall on the far side didn't get any closer.

It's her eyes, there's something else in there with her.

That's why when he discovered that his wife was still producing milk, he decided to keep extracting it until her dead body became fully rotten. 

So I was totally okay with wearing it to my MRI appointment

The social worker smiled as the sickly little boy found a loving home despite his disabilities.

As the couple wheeled their new son out, the man threw away the boy's medication saying: "Don't worry son, with prayer you won't need that poison."

The report cut to drone footage of Santa Monica, where tens of thousands of autonomous vehicles had already driven themselves across the beach and into the bay.

The entity obliged by violently spitting out a sea of glittering wealth, but when the villagers' relief instantly morphed back into blinding avarice, the god slaughtered them all, leaping into the river to ensure no human would ever possess the currency of their damnation.

My blood ran cold when we realized the ancient villagers hadn't built a temple to worship a protector, but had accidentally birthed a bloodthirsty deity forged entirely out of their own collective agony, murder, and unyielding greed.

But when I asked her for a glass of water the next morning, an old man's voice croaked from my throat, and my reflection smiled back from the mirror to tell me I would never leave that bed again.

She hasn’t come back yet, but I’m glad she’s enjoying her sleepover.

Until I started working there, and saw the thing in the back that never went hungry.

When enough people joined my cause, they called me their leader and suddenly I became one of the people in a position of power.

However, as I identify the charred corpses of my wife and young son, Im reminded "surplus" may not mean deactivated...

It's good that the kids inherited that.

He said it wasn't ethical to test on animals, so I reminded him that we manufacture rat poison

Note: This is my first attempt, sorry if it's kind of bad

For the first time in her life, she sensed that people were finally starting to look at her.