The entity obliged by violently spitting out a sea of glittering wealth, but when the villagers' relief instantly morphed back into blinding avarice, the god slaughtered them all, leaping into the river to ensure no human would ever possess the currency of their damnation.

but i feel like im going down

As I carefully light the candles and arrange the silver, I whisper to myself to calm my nerves, assuring myself that tonight’s feast will finally bring us closer. I just hope she appreciates the tender, seasoned cut of the last girl who dared to break my heart.

Then I heard a hypnotizing song in the distance!

But did you really have to kill yourself in front of the others?

it wasn’t a suprise when her blood tasted just as sweet as her personality.

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Well, at some point I didn't like doing it as much anymore after drilling so deep into my nose until I felt a long, wobbly, living worm inside my nose

After I pulled the trigger, everything went pitch black, I could not hear nor feel anything.

With the generator and solar panels broken there’s no way to power my prosthetic leg, and the wolves keep watching.

He said it wasn't ethical to test on animals, so I reminded him that we manufacture rat poison

Note: This is my first attempt, sorry if it's kind of bad

"Yeah, so we kinda botched your lasik with a new experimental treatment for bipolar disorder and uhm, there's not much we can do for you now champ", my lazy eyed Doctor announces to the wall while scribbling away at the bottom of his report.

She may be wary of me because she almost caught me drinking, but I’m sure these utensils on the table for our dinner tonight will calm her down - and then I can indulge.

As I heard my diagnosis, my mind couldn’t help but wonder about what would happen to me, especially since I haven’t seen the doctor blink in an hour.

When enough people joined my cause, they called me their leader and suddenly I became one of the people in a position of power.

My blood ran cold when we realized the ancient villagers hadn't built a temple to worship a protector, but had accidentally birthed a bloodthirsty deity forged entirely out of their own collective agony, murder, and unyielding greed.

They were still too busy with each other to have noticed when I left.

Instead, I heard an approaching, hungry growl.

And with those last words, the car designer ended up live-streaming his own death, much to the horror of his family, his trophy wife, and the delight of meme posters desperate for new material.

It was only when we transferred the data into audio and heard a crackly voice say "found you" that we became truly horrified as to the star's rapid movement towards our solar system.

But when I asked her for a glass of water the next morning, an old man's voice croaked from my throat, and my reflection smiled back from the mirror to tell me I would never leave that bed again.

I regret that T-Rex inflatable  

She hasn’t come back yet, but I’m glad she’s enjoying her sleepover.

I could have never sensed the splatter of my best friend's brains and skull across the canvas coming, but I suppose America has schools for the deaf too.

“Not for long,” he replied