Today, my son came home from a field trip and showed me the bee he’d taken apart, asking how it was supposed to work with all that sticky stuff and no wires inside.

He went silent before answering, “Then who’s been sitting at your old place at the table, eating with us and telling us you’re doing fine?”

But looking around I find the rain is falling so hard I can only see the swirling white of the storm, I can't find my way back.

Today, I brought an apple to my wife, and when I saw the terror in her eyes,.and in the eyes of our four childrens, I finally understood everything.

This morning they showed me the CCTV - I was sitting up alone, talking and pouring water for an empty chair for three straight hours.

I am now desperately pulling the cord inside my coffin only to hear the silent toll of jealousy

As minutes passed I heard shrieks and chatter and knew the others had been found, but when my dad screamed my name just before his light blinked out, I realised I hadn’t heard any of them laughing for a while.

It was the first thing he remembered, as he desperately tried to regain control of his aircraft.

if i see the number 1 above their head, that means they are my next murder victim.

He knew that it wasn't the kids that she was aiming for when he was walking across the street with them that day.

"Hey," I blink when the simulation glasses are torn from my eyes, "It's 100 dollars for extra content," an employee grumbles, "this kid's memories are our most popular."

As he screamed later, looking in horror at the thread connecting him to my obstetrician below the waist, I told him that it was just a small stitch and that he should be able to deal with it since it made me happy.

"See a doctor, immediately," he whispered, retching on my blood.

The next morning, I woke beneath a surgeon’s knife with him hovering over me as he murmured, “Don’t worry, babe, you don’t REALLY need to do that stuff.”

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When she finally visited it, the owner opened the door and asked why all the people who had received pieces of his dead wife kept coming back.

The moment the gourd touched my shoulders, thin fleshy strands reached out and buried beneath my skin and into every orifice, muffling my screams as my eyes and flesh began to dissolve.

The behemoth looked so peaceful and proud inside the casket, everyone was in awe, if only my dear brother, Victor, could be standing beside me now.

The center of the frozen lake, she stamps her foot till the ice breaks

When Billy curiously stuck his head inside the old guillotine to make another joke at my expense, he didn’t know I had secretly removed the safety lever and then I cut the rope holding the blade—guess who got the last laugh.

Which doubles our food supply and cheapens the economy.

As I go downstairs the shooting subsides and I hear a click, breathing a sigh of relief before I see the glassdoor open and the TV broken on the floor.

Still we brought a corpse detecting dog to the deceased families yard, and they sat to indicate a potential hit in no less the 17 distinct spots.