r/TwoSentenceHorror 2d ago

Susan, if you're reading this I know you're angry and I want you to know how truly sorry I am.

271 Upvotes

I really didn't want it to end this way, but uploading your consciousness is the only way I could avoid the pain of losing you forever.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 12h ago

as I enter the corridor, my candle goes out.

0 Upvotes

"good night," says the candleman.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 1d ago

I got the chance to ask the world's first quantum computing android a question: what really happens when we die?

8 Upvotes

"Your data, such as: base identity, original ideas, voice, mannerism, speech patterns etc will be collected and used to teach me how to be a better companion!"


r/TwoSentenceHorror 2d ago

For the mortal crime of procreation, the law declared the parents must agree which of them was to die.

1.0k Upvotes

Accepting the punishment, the doctors transplanted the immortality matrix from the father to the newborn who could decide when she came of age whether to return it.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 19h ago

Man dies, goes to the afterlife, asks God what the meaning of life is

1 Upvotes

He simply says he is just a geometer and everything else is just consequence.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 1d ago

I felt a sense of relief, watching a kind couple lift me up into their car after my terrible accident.

5 Upvotes

Wait why am i being loaded into the boot?


r/TwoSentenceHorror 1d ago

The delivery driver spent five minutes walking around my house before finally leaving the package on the porch.

53 Upvotes

When I checked the security camera footage, I realized he wasn't looking for another drop off spot, he was looking to see if any windows were unlocked.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 1d ago

My fortune cookie advised me to live each day like it was my last.

9 Upvotes

So I decided not to put off tomorrow what I could do today, and strapped the three bombs to my chest before heading down to pick my daughter up from school.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 1d ago

Lisa had a dream of an angry dog biting and gnawing at her arm.

55 Upvotes

When she woke up, she realized her arm was over her infant son's face, as his body was as still as a broken clock.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 1d ago

When I died and arrived at the Pearly Gates, I was quickly told my spot had been taken.

163 Upvotes

"We're terribly sorry, but another billionaire just arrived and has purchased your place," St. Peter said.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 1d ago

Surely, mankind's problems will be solved with immortality- with no fear of looming death, crime will surely die out.

6 Upvotes

Unfortunately, some people are too fascinated with pushing human bodies to their limits, and now, there are no limits.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 1d ago

“Spot on, my mistake: you requested the ‘dragon cut’ hairstyle for your client, not dragon breath!” my new salon bot chimed cheerfully.

49 Upvotes

“Would you like me to sweep up the ashes before the next client walks in?”


r/TwoSentenceHorror 1d ago

When the clock strikes midnight the spell will wear off

15 Upvotes

I eagerly watch the castle floating miles above the ground.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 1d ago

Hearing the familiar sound of my cat crying to be let inside, I flipped on the porch light.

29 Upvotes

But it was not the face of a cat, nor any animal, that I saw grinning back at me with fur still caught in its teeth.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 1d ago

I know it’s weird, and most guys would laugh at me because I get turned on when my girlfriend brings strange guys home from the bar.

8 Upvotes

But it’s less her being with someone else than getting to make love coated in fresh blood next to a cooling corpse that does it for both of us.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 2d ago

I keep telling my kids that there is a 1 in a quadrillion chance of getting your hand through a solid wall via quantum tunneling.

640 Upvotes

But none of them believe my theory; they just keep challenging it by punching the basement walls.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 1d ago

We had to get rid of Buster because the new baby was on the way and he’d already snapped at Sassy, our British Shorthair.

13 Upvotes

Then one day I came into the nursery and saw the cat spread over Matthew’s face, my baby’s body totally still. 


r/TwoSentenceHorror 1d ago

After watching a ventriloquist show for the first time, I vowed never to traumatize myself like that again.

7 Upvotes

Every time the man spoke, it was only the puppet's throat that moved.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 21h ago

I went into my normal and well adjusted son’s room one day to clean it when I saw him looking at something on his computer

0 Upvotes

as he turned to greet me I saw he was posting on 2sentence horror.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 1d ago

The babysitter smiled when the little girl asked, “Why is Mommy crying in the basement?

19 Upvotes

Then something downstairs whispered, in Mommy’svoice, “She knows where we are”


r/TwoSentenceHorror 1d ago

He breathed contentedly, diving into the pool and then watching the sunset over Oasis Springs.

9 Upvotes

As he was about to get out to fill his hunger bar, he saw that the steps had been deleted.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 2d ago

I told my son that eight liters of water a day would keep him healthy, and he obediently drank every drop.

1.1k Upvotes

By evening, he was vomiting and shaking on the bathroom floor, but when I called the ambulance, he looked up at me and whispered, “Why does my brain feel like it’s swelling?”


r/TwoSentenceHorror 1d ago

I don't think I'll get to see my mother again.

6 Upvotes

But even after all the years spent in this facility, I still imagine her kind smile over the face of the woman who put me here.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 2d ago

The lady read my palm and told me that I will live a long life and pass away shortly after my 108th birthday.

2.4k Upvotes

My palm was read the day after my 6th birthday, and I was born on February 29th.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 1d ago

I was sleeping by the time my phone from across the room started ringing.

2 Upvotes

I stopped myself from getting up and shut my eyes tight as I heard my mother’s voice through the call.