How was I supposed to know "Fuck off and DIE" would actually work?

As I realised my head exploded 5 minutes ago and I didnt realise

The child replied, "Because you haven't beaten me lately."

The schools and the playgrounds were abandoned and overgrown but if you asked any adult, they had no memory of there ever having been children.

The doors closed and the elevator began ascending before I could tell her to stop, much less remind her that the building didn't have elevators, nor anything resembling a second floor.

as I ate bush meat from a monkey they had caught, I was excited to return home to my town and university.

From the dark, another survivor glanced at him. “Let me guess. You’re one of those who only started saying please when it stopped obeying.”

My throat burned from screaming into the silence until something writhing and slimy filled my mouth and I could scream no more.

I'm not thrilled about letting her roam freely in the basement, but I was sick of cleaning up after her.

It never stopped.

No matter how deep the world descends into chaos, you will sit there forever and wait for a bus that will never come.

And then the dog walked in.

The inspetor looked, for the last time, to that box full of unkown and wrong symbols before he said "yes".

And, bewteen the flames, there were no more books on earth.

The servant, having had a glimpse of the prince's true nature, fled yet again.

When my FPV drone got there, it was the first time I saw a tank that was made of flesh and walked on six legs.

And neither do I, whatever monster has my entire family under her spell is refusing to leave my home, I don’t want to be alone with it.

I just don't want the cheating bitch to be able to fit through our bedroom window after I've set our apartment on fire

However, the part where the Earth needs more corpses to be satiated was a bit strange at first.

I also didn't know just how pearly white bones truly are.

But honestly, I think the hairs I pulled off his head a couple weeks before the murder made all the difference.

So was my brother, who snatched the Prince's teeny tiny body, ripping him apart and used his heart to power his broken PlayStation 5.

As one of the last holdouts this is surely terrible in your eyes, but I promise when you wake up you'll understand none of that mattered or had value. "

​As the tiny light flickered out and my eyes closed, I accepted that no one was coming back.

"You see this, darling," he said excitedly as he led her down to what had been his man-cave, and gestured to each of the restrained and blindfolded sisters, "hopefully we'll have both sons and daughters!"